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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on August 09, 2007, 09:28:34 AM

Title: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 09, 2007, 09:28:34 AM
Classic experience. I'll always have the memory of each character inside me, as if Aragon shot his Westernesse seed DEEP INSIDE.

A couple of points...


Great book, would NOT read again OH GOD IT WAS SO LONG but I loved it. Oh and Aragon rocks your socks etc etc. I wish I was decended from the Numernor!  :'(  :'(  :'(
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 09, 2007, 11:03:49 AM
FURRY HOBBIT FEET
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Tauntaun on August 09, 2007, 11:04:30 AM
I need to read these books, my wife has them and has read them but I need to now, I MUST BECOME A MAN!  :tophat
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 09, 2007, 11:04:47 AM
*Frodo wakes up*

SAMWISE, WHY ARE YOU RUBBIN MY FEET!? /FRODO

Wait, those AREN'T YOUR HANDS? /FRODO

Gandalf showed me this trick heehee /Sam
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Tauntaun on August 09, 2007, 11:06:25 AM
*Frodo wakes up*

SAMWISE, WHY ARE YOU RUBBIN MY FEET!? /FRODO

Wait, those AREN'T YOUR HANDS? /FRODO

Gandalf showed me this trick heehee /Sam

:rofl
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 09, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
You should read the Steven Erikson fantasy books if you want teh hardcore.
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Himu on August 09, 2007, 11:40:18 AM
I have these books so many times.
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Bloodwake on August 09, 2007, 12:10:42 PM
I love me some Rings books/movies.
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 09, 2007, 01:00:40 PM
Same here. The book is great. It's a very "heavy" piece of work and you've got to give it all your attention.


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- Finally. Man...I mean...in the movie, you can tell the man love undertones are there but I didn't know it was overflowing as much within the book. At some point, I honestly thought Sam was going to take advantage of a broken, sickly Frodo and ride his ass bareback to Mount Doom. Tolkien obviously came from a different time where things between two doods isn't as awkward. Or maybe theres more to mister Tolkien?

I think it has more to do with our own generation's take on the issue. It pisses me off that in today's advanced society if you have a close bond with a person of the same sex someone's going to spin it as being "gay". To me all that does is play into gay stereotypes that those relationships feature no true "love", and instead are solely based on physical acts (sex) which leads to little dedication between partners.

Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 09, 2007, 01:12:53 PM
what's wrong with frodo and sam wanting to fuck? you know tolkein probably gave/got some deep dickin' in those trenches in no man's land; in fact, he undoubtedly plowed c.s. lewis' chocolate asterisk without shame, 'cuz lord only knows god wasn't lookin'. the only thing that demonstrates a taboo is that tolkein couldn't write the grr martin styled hobbit orgy he wanted to because of them goddam post-victorian mores.
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 09, 2007, 08:27:12 PM
I seriously thought it was going to happen within the tower Frodo is spirited away too by the Orcs (after the encounter with Shelob). Sam was probably salivating as Frodo paced around in just his Hobbiton hide. The passage states something like "The room illuminated his skin like fire", totally something you would read before a good ass fuck :drool
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Eduardo24 on August 09, 2007, 09:39:33 PM
I loved the books, especially the first one :D

I donīt know why my beloved Dragona hates Tolkien so much :-\.
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Oblivion on August 09, 2007, 09:47:20 PM
I've been meaning to read these books (and watch the movies) for years, dang it.  :-\
Title: Re: Just finished reading all of "The Lord of the Rings"
Post by: Himu on August 09, 2007, 10:22:37 PM
The books took time getting into the first time because I was only 9 or so, and the writing was...awkward, but damn if I loved it the more I read it.