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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2007, 03:41:51 AM

Title: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 12, 2007, 03:41:51 AM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0825245/

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0436786/

TVC says:
No way!
TVC says:
NO WAY
Drinky says:
IT IS THE END OF DAYS
Drinky says:
FILM HAS MOVED FROM COMIC BOOKS TO SOMETHING WORSE
Drinky says:
BIG BUDGET ADAPTATIONS OF SHIT 80s FANTASY
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 12, 2007, 03:44:03 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/1186892080078.jpg)
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: drozmight on August 12, 2007, 03:51:02 AM
wWth the inception of He-man, the 80's became the golden age of fantasy, .
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: FatalT on August 12, 2007, 05:17:01 AM
I can't wait!
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Ichirou on August 12, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
Looking at the credits and stuff, it looks like the Dragonlance one is going to be a direct-to-video feature.  No big deal.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Gay Boy on August 12, 2007, 10:33:25 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on August 12, 2007, 10:21:52 AM
Looking at the credits and stuff, it looks like the Dragonlance one is going to be a direct-to-video feature.  No big deal.
There are like 5,000 dragon movies released straight to video (or sci-fi channel) a year or something.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Ichirou on August 12, 2007, 10:37:28 AM
Yeah, so who gives a shit, really.  It's not like they're trying to compete with LotR on the big screen or anything.  Eragon already tried and failed.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: tiesto on August 12, 2007, 11:00:37 AM
I really liked the Spell For Chameleon book when I was little, I'd see the movie, but I'm not sure if its gonna be any good...
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 05:03:48 AM
The glut of fantasy films lately has got to stop...there hasn't been a good one since the last LotR film (not counting the Harry Potter films, which I've mostly ignored).
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2007, 05:09:50 AM
Cheebs says Stardust: movie of the year  :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 13, 2007, 03:47:59 PM
The Dragonlance one is animated also. It could be fairly okay.


Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Robo on August 13, 2007, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 05:03:48 AM
The glut of fantasy films lately has got to stop...there hasn't been a good one since the last LotR film (not counting the Harry Potter films, which I've mostly ignored).

You didn't like Pan's Labyrinth? 
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Gay Boy on August 13, 2007, 04:09:54 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2007, 05:09:50 AM
Cheebs says Stardust: movie of the year  :rofl :rofl
You act like everyone hates it. Look at the gaf threads on it or reviews. It is well loved.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 10:24:39 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on August 13, 2007, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 05:03:48 AM
The glut of fantasy films lately has got to stop...there hasn't been a good one since the last LotR film (not counting the Harry Potter films, which I've mostly ignored).

You didn't like Pan's Labyrinth? 

Not really a fantasy film.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 13, 2007, 10:31:41 PM
Quote from: RoboJ on August 13, 2007, 04:05:57 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 05:03:48 AM
The glut of fantasy films lately has got to stop...there hasn't been a good one since the last LotR film (not counting the Harry Potter films, which I've mostly ignored).

You didn't like Pan's Labyrinth? 

It wasn't a fantasy film.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2007, 10:35:09 PM
I got a call today asking if I wanted to see a sneak preview this Thursday of...

Thomas Kinkaide's Christmas Cottage

A movie based on this painting:

(http://i11.tinypic.com/4yrvjlz.jpg)

An inspirational holiday story (http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117960795.html?categoryid=13&cs=1) about how the Painter of LightTM chose to become a painter--a painter who has gone on to inspire millions of people around the world with beauty and grace.

Oh my fucking God oh my God oh my GOD. OH MY GOD. VOMIT VOMIT BARF BARF ASSFUCK VOMIT VOMIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 13, 2007, 11:20:28 PM
:-X

my mother-in-law will probably buy a blu-ray player just to see this in hi-def
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: Robo on August 14, 2007, 10:53:47 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 10:24:39 PM
Not really a fantasy film.

Quote from: distantmantra on August 13, 2007, 10:31:41 PM
It wasn't a fantasy film.

Okay, so why not?  Because it's clear that the "fantasy" elements of the film are imaginary?
Title: Re: YOUR GOD IS A HATEFUL AND CRUEL ONE
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 14, 2007, 10:55:00 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/Memes%20n%20Things/1184212954141.jpg)