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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: rodi on August 12, 2007, 09:55:26 AM

Title: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: rodi on August 12, 2007, 09:55:26 AM
So, I'm trying to sleep at four in the morning when four of my buddies come in screaming drunk and start having sex.

 :maf
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Solo on August 12, 2007, 10:06:00 AM
You shoulda just given the ol' reach around.
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Beezy on August 12, 2007, 10:15:59 AM
Seriously? :lol
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Gay Boy on August 12, 2007, 12:40:07 PM
Didn't you join the army or something?
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Mupepe on August 12, 2007, 02:39:50 PM
what the fuck?  HAHAHA
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: bud on August 12, 2007, 02:43:05 PM
buddies as in male friends?
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: BobbyRobby on August 12, 2007, 02:43:39 PM
were they all going at it together, or was it two seperate couples?
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Yeti on August 12, 2007, 02:51:45 PM
so did you sit there watching them the whole time or did you join in?
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 12, 2007, 08:04:40 PM
Ok who else is imagining four army men slamming into a barracks piss drunk and then getting it on in a bunk bed? 

no homo. 
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: FatalT on August 12, 2007, 08:05:11 PM
Ok who else is imagining four army men slamming into a barracks piss drunk and then getting it on in a bunk bed? 

no homo. 

Yeah, that.
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: demi on August 12, 2007, 08:06:49 PM
They had sex, meaning guys were involved. Of course she didn't join in. She went to the showers in the following morning and played with herself, like all sad little women do.
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: tiesto on August 12, 2007, 09:39:48 PM
Hmm... last nite I left a party at my friend's house, and saw some of my friends (from the party), talking to a car with 2 drunk 20 year olds in it... trying to talk them up. I started flirting with them and acted stupid with them... eventually one of them said they had to piss, and she walked over to a neighbor's tree, squatted, and pissed right in front of all of us  ::)

And yes folks, I got both of their #'s, they were pretty bombed and I doubt they even will remember... but I'm gonna call tomorrow just for shits n' giggles.
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Error Macro on August 12, 2007, 09:44:22 PM
Ok who else is imagining four army men slamming into a barracks piss drunk and then getting it on in a bunk bed? 

no homo. 

 ???

(http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/6849/btarmynohomofeatured258xg2.jpg)
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Candyflip on August 12, 2007, 11:41:12 PM
I did shrooms last night. Last time I'm ever doing that shit around fucking drunk people. They become ridiculous attention whores. It was definitely weird though. Not what I was expecting.
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 13, 2007, 01:44:40 AM
:lol @ thread
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 13, 2007, 02:14:04 AM
rodi is still in the ARMY.
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 02:17:56 AM
Rodi is in the army.

Rodi is a girl.

Rodi's bunkmates must also be girls.

Rodi's bunkmates came in drunk in the middle of the night and started having sex with each other.

...hot lesbian sex with each other.

:drool
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: BlackMage on August 13, 2007, 02:24:53 AM
you know what's better than hot lesbian sex? Hot lesbian sex involving women on their period. The place would look like a crime scene afterwards. (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/period.gif)
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 13, 2007, 03:12:17 AM
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/period.gif)
:lol :lol :lol
OMG A MAF ON THE PAD! 
Title: Re: The most AWKWARD night ever...
Post by: Ichirou on August 13, 2007, 04:52:26 AM
BlackMage, you only posted that 'cuz you wanted to use that emoticon, didn't you? :lol