THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on August 13, 2007, 09:08:57 PM
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So on Saturday night after hanging out at the local bar for a little while, a bunch of my friends and I decided to go back and hang out at my buddy's house. When we got there, we were greeted by his younger brother and friends playing beer pong. After a few minutes, one of the kids said, while he pointed at me, "You're the guy that knocked over my card house, you asshole!" I remembered the incident immediately, but I didn't remember the face of the kid whose day I had destroyed. He even knew my whole name. He probably saw my face in his dreams, knocking over his piles of cards over and over again.
It's nice to know that I leave marks on people's lives. :-[
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Are you old enough to be his father? If so you should have broken the news to him, that yes, while you were home alone in this very room, your real daddy was dying
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why don't you tell us how long ago it was when you knocked down this card house, because right now your story sucks ass.
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why don't you tell us how long ago it was when you knocked down this card house, because right now your story sucks ass.
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y96/stinkyfishtaco/cutedog2.jpg)
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JEREMY SPOKAAAANE
CLAAAASS TODAAAAAAYYY
WHOA
WHOA
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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why don't you tell us how long ago it was when you knocked down this card house, because right now your story sucks ass.
:meeble
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...until you've accidentally fucked your illegitimate daughter?
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shouldve punched his fucking lights out