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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 27, 2006, 09:55:17 PM

Title: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 27, 2006, 09:55:17 PM
I bought Spectral Souls for the PSP. It is fucking AWFUL. I'll let YOU, the mongoloid denizens of Evilbore, choose the historical reason for this purchase for posterity's sake.

Drinky Crow bought Spectral Souls, the worst portable game since Mario Kart DS, because

1. he saw the strategy RPG stat screens on the back of the box and fagged out
2. he saw the generic animu on the front of the box and fagged out
3. he's a cigarillo for anything PSP, given that it *is* the superior portable platform
4. he has too much fucking money sometimes and too little common sense; also, he's a cigarillo
5. he bought a fuckin' Gamecube and that ruined his taste
6. he didn't actually buy Spectral Souls; I refuse to believe a man of such accomplishment could be so fuckin' distinguished mentally-challenged

I suggest you vote (6).

Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: Polari on September 27, 2006, 10:01:00 PM
PSP sucks. I have like, one game for it. Buy Polarium.
Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: Vizzys on September 27, 2006, 10:01:22 PM
4, maybe 5.
Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 27, 2006, 10:02:45 PM
I have 21 games for the PSP -- soon to be 20  >:( -- and they all fuckin' RULE. I have 6 DS games. Puzzle games suck, as do mini-games and that Nintendo Dogs shit you DS prepubescent types love so much.
Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 27, 2006, 10:03:30 PM
It was a combination of all the reasons that have "cigarillo" in them.
Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 27, 2006, 10:04:08 PM
maybe :(
Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 27, 2006, 11:55:26 PM
PSP is a black hole of a system.
Title: Re: Why do I fucking buy Idea Factory games?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 28, 2006, 12:39:46 PM
PSP is the greatest invention in the history of videogaming.