THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2007, 01:20:27 PM
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I'm not talking about Santa Claus/religion, etc lol: more along the lines of things your family or friends told you as a child, and that you believed for some odd reason.
When I was little I'd go to my grandma's for many weeks each summer. I was extremely shy as a 5 year old, and I never liked going to this particular grandma's at that age because she'd invite her old friends over to marvel at my conception. Well one day before going over there my uncle told me not to give grandma any trouble because she had a black belt in karate, and would take me out if I acted up. For some reason I believed that for years :lol
Hell, last year I made sure to tell my smallest cousin (he's around 4) this story, and he now believes my grandma will roundhouse kick him if he runs around the house too much
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I always wanted to know how vaginas worked. It made no sense to me. "Why and how can girls have a hole on their private part? That's weird. How can a penis fit in a vagina? Wouldn't that hurt. I'm glad I'm not a girl."
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Blacks are just dirty whites.
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My friend lived in the basement of his house and he could lift the cieling tiles up and put stuff up there.
Anways, we convinced his little sister that there was a bighead man living up there who was going to get her and she would always get scared. She was old enough to know better. :lol
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Bighead man :lol :lol :lol
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when i was in second grade, a friend told me sex happened when a guy peed in a girl's butt. man, for the sake of any potential mates he might have, i hope he learned otherwise!
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Oh man, I had a british dude teach me all about the birds and the bees... he said you put it in a girls' "fanny" and I think US and UK versions of that are uh, kinda different. Thankfully, it wouldn't be another 8 years until I had sex, which gave me plenty of time to clarify.
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i believed that a woman's asshole doubled as her vagina :-\
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That french kissing involved taking your toungue and shoving it in her mouth as far as possible and just letting it sit there.
Poor girls that I kissed.
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Wait that's not how you do it? Huh.
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When I was younger I thought that producing sperm would be really painful and I dreaded puberty
i believed that a woman's asshole doubled as her vagina :-\
This.
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i believed that a woman's asshole doubled as her vagina :-\
Yup I thought that too. :lol
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I thought that black people just kinda "happened" at random... like 2 white parents could have a black kid. :lol
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I thought that black people just kinda "happened" at random... like 2 white parents could have a black kid. :lol
that's awesome :rofl
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I thought that black people just kinda "happened" at random... like 2 white parents could have a black kid. :lol
lmao
MY SON IS BLACK!!!
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I used to think asian people were blind from looking at the sun too much :-\
And I thought that if I hit my head real hard I'd become gay
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i used to think asian people saw the world in widescreen :-\
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bud wtf :lol
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I thought that black people just kinda "happened" at random... like 2 white parents could have a black kid. :lol
i used to think asian people saw the world in widescreen :-\
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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when i was really little my mom told me that if i swallowed a watermelon seed that a watermelon would grow in my stomach. i was really afraid of that until i learned it was impossible.
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when i was in second grade, a friend told me sex happened when a guy peed in a girl's butt.
Wow, you've known Mupepe for that long?
This place is totally incestuous!
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when i was really little my mom told me that if i swallowed a watermelon seed that a watermelon would grow in my stomach. i was really afraid of that until i learned it was impossible.
I was told the same. :duh
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i was told that about tomatoes by my father, and to this day i gag at the taste of raw tomato.
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i used to think asian people saw the world in widescreen :-\
:rofl Holy shit
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Oh yeah, when I was real little I used to think that when women got pregnant their stomachs filled up with water and the babies were in there just swimming around.
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I didn't know where the fuck orphans came from. How the heck can a kid not have a mom and dad? So I just imagined God accidentally dropped them on the ground or something.
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when i was really little my mom told me that if i swallowed a watermelon seed that a watermelon would grow in my stomach. i was really afraid of that until i learned it was impossible.
I believed this too because of an old episode of Rugrats.
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when i was really little my mom told me that if i swallowed a watermelon seed that a watermelon would grow in my stomach. i was really afraid of that until i learned it was impossible.
I believed this too because of an old episode of Rugrats.
Rugrats made me believe that too. :lol
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Rugrats! :lol
Nostalgia ftw
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Santa Claus was real :'(
I found out that was fake when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and my pops was laying presents near the tree. He ran to the other room chanting HO HO HO, but it didn't work. My childhood was crushed.
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I believed that girls peed out of their butts
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I still believe that.
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When I was a kid I believed that other kids weren't dumb enough to believe that women peed out of their butts. BOY, was I ever wrong.
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When Malek was little Jesus, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel raped him for two hours straight. :-\
Momma always said atheism always begins with rape
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I thought that black people just kinda "happened" at random... like 2 white parents could have a black kid. :lol
that can actually happen.
I watched a lot of tv so ironically I didn't believe any weird sex myths. I used to think there were two celebrities named michael jackson because people said he was black but then the guy on tv was not (I was 5).
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Santa Claus was real :'(
I found out that was fake when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and my pops was laying presents near the tree. He ran to the other room chanting HO HO HO, but it didn't work. My childhood was crushed.
i never believed in santa because my brother spoiled it to me at a pretty young age :(