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Title: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 03:24:13 AM

I never even finished it once it became a collect-a-thon.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Vizzys on September 28, 2006, 03:26:35 AM

I played the multiplayer with a friend who is now dead.

And thats saying something.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: etiolate on September 28, 2006, 03:32:01 AM

Quote from: Viz on September 28, 2006, 03:26:35 AM

I played the multiplayer with a friend who is now dead.

And thats saying something.

Not considering you live in Alaska.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 03:33:43 AM

Jet Force Gemini just came out in Alaska last week!

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: etiolate on September 28, 2006, 03:35:21 AM

I was thinking more along more of the suicide rate in Alaska.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Vizzys on September 28, 2006, 03:40:50 AM

It was Alcohol Poisoning.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: etiolate on September 28, 2006, 03:43:56 AM

Wow. I know some people who got real sick from that, but hadn't known of someone who died from it yet.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 03:48:53 AM

Someone stole Melissa's PSP during the bit.  :lol

GameLand looks pretty sweet, I'll have to go there to track down a few games I can't get at GameDude.  Also, I hate those money grubbers in Hollywood.  Nothing is more depressing that seeing Darth Vader accept $5 from a child.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 28, 2006, 03:51:03 AM

I'm not going to play this episode, but I will comment on JFG.

I played the game. The first half of it is awesome!

The second half? Not so much.

Rare burned me 3 fucking times on N64. Donkey Kong 64, JFG, and Banjo Tooie.

Fuck Rare.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 03:52:10 AM

Yeah, I don't think I finished DK64 or Jet Force Gemini.  Rare kind of lost their mind when it came to design and platformers for awhile, but were redeemed with Conker, at least.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 28, 2006, 03:56:15 AM

I believe I stopped playing DK64 only a level or two after I unlocked the final playable Kong. It just got to be far too much at that point, and that was what, 10% into the game or so?

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 03:58:43 AM

I try to black out most memories of Donkey Kong 64.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: etiolate on September 28, 2006, 03:59:44 AM

Lanky ruled.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 28, 2006, 04:01:48 AM

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so do I. Man, did I ever get burned bad on that shit. I'm pretty sure I've got a DK64 shirt floating around some place, and a strategy guide as well that I got for pre-ordering the game or some shit.

:(

And I'll never understand how Rare could go from the total sploogefest that was Banjo Kazooie to the total shitfest that was Banjo Tooie. Ugh!

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Bacon on September 28, 2006, 08:41:59 AM

I don't watch Gamelife.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2006, 08:43:39 AM

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Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 01:31:32 PM

Tell me who wouldn't tap that fine, fine specimen of man flesh?

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 28, 2006, 01:32:09 PM

Ghey

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Vizzys on September 28, 2006, 01:35:44 PM

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Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 28, 2006, 01:58:37 PM

Nobody actually liked Jet Force Gemini. Nobody that wouldn't let The Black Stallion blow them behind the local Burger King for a buck, that is.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 01:59:57 PM

How many copies of Jet Force Gemini do you own, Drinky?

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 28, 2006, 02:15:16 PM

14, if you count the one so encrusted with dried spunk that it'll no longer fit in the N64 cartridge slot.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years la
Post by: Error Macro on September 28, 2006, 02:38:26 PM

I bought JFG within the last couple of years.  Never played it though.  Same with Banjo Kazooie.  Maybe I'll get around to playing those soon.  N64's 10th birthday is coming up in two days.

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: Melissa on September 28, 2006, 03:46:27 PM

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I love that most people cringe when they hear the name!

Title: Re: GameLife Episode 9 - I think the Jet Force Gemini review is about 7 years late
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 03:56:14 PM

Just when you're on camera, you harpy!