THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 01:46:57 PM

Title: WORLD CELEBRATES VB-DAY
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 01:46:57 PM
I'm creating this thread as a support group for people who haven't been able to find a copy of Bioshock at a store that's breaking street date. :'(

NO DEMIS ALLOWED. ;)
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: hyp on August 15, 2007, 01:55:54 PM
everyone, take a DEEP BREATH.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 15, 2007, 01:56:08 PM
I WISH TO BE IN BIOSHOCK

...

we know how this story ends :'(
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: demi on August 15, 2007, 01:56:33 PM
No you don't, but I'll be sure to tell you!
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 02:00:27 PM
No you don't, but I'll be sure to tell you!
:maf
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Fragamemnon on August 15, 2007, 02:04:42 PM
 :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy :gloomy

PC gamers don't even have a demo yet. :(
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: tiesto on August 15, 2007, 02:13:10 PM
From the Game Informer review:

Everything about this game screams perfection, but there’s one element that might not sit well with you. Rather than dying in battle, players simply respawn at a vita-chamber. The damage dealt to an adversary remains even though the player didn’t succeed. You simply have to go back and clean up your mess to continue on. As intense as the gameplay is, knowing you really can’t fail takes some of the bite out of it. Yes, this system will allow gamers of all skill levels to complete the game – which is a developer’s dream – but it may alienate gamers who only turn to games for a challenge.

Whaaaa....? I don't like the sound of that at all...
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: y2kev on August 15, 2007, 02:13:20 PM
day 1

it's cold. very cold. a gray malaise has settled over the countryside. i can hear the sound of never ending running water from the rotting pipes in the basement. toysrus has no copies that they wish to sell. god, it's cold.

day 2

mother went to town today to see if any gamestops would sell her a copy. she returned empty handed, her sense of dignity compromised. father is still in bed. his coughing is getting worse.

Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: hyp on August 15, 2007, 02:18:02 PM
From the Game Informer review:

Everything about this game screams perfection, but there’s one element that might not sit well with you. Rather than dying in battle, players simply respawn at a vita-chamber. The damage dealt to an adversary remains even though the player didn’t succeed. You simply have to go back and clean up your mess to continue on. As intense as the gameplay is, knowing you really can’t fail takes some of the bite out of it. Yes, this system will allow gamers of all skill levels to complete the game – which is a developer’s dream – but it may alienate gamers who only turn to games for a challenge.

Whaaaa....? I don't like the sound of that at all...

that's pretty distinguished mentally-challenged.  might have to turn up the difficulty a bit to balance this out.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: abrader on August 15, 2007, 02:20:35 PM
this game has ruined the persona 3 launch for me.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: demi on August 15, 2007, 02:20:38 PM
From the Game Informer review:

Everything about this game screams perfection, but there’s one element that might not sit well with you. Rather than dying in battle, players simply respawn at a vita-chamber. The damage dealt to an adversary remains even though the player didn’t succeed. You simply have to go back and clean up your mess to continue on. As intense as the gameplay is, knowing you really can’t fail takes some of the bite out of it. Yes, this system will allow gamers of all skill levels to complete the game – which is a developer’s dream – but it may alienate gamers who only turn to games for a challenge.

Whaaaa....? I don't like the sound of that at all...

If you die, you lose ALL YOUR BULLETS that you used

I simply save and reload before doing stuff, DUH a common PC gamer practice, hello

Also, you can change the difficulty on the fly -- game too hard? Switch it to Easy!

There's also an option - Unlock Framerate - basically a V-Sync option
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: hyp on August 15, 2007, 02:22:29 PM
There's also an option - Unlock Framerate - basically a V-Sync option

just say NO to screen tearing.  keep that option OFF.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 02:31:16 PM
If there were Bioshock
And no 360
If there were a 360   
And also Bioshock
And Bioshock
A game   
A city beneath the waves   
If there were the sound of Bioshock only   
Not Stranglehold
And dull walls breaking
But the sound of Bioshock in 5.1   
Where the water trickles through brass walls
Drip drop drip drop drop drop drop   
But there is no Bioshock
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 15, 2007, 02:35:46 PM
day 1

I'm playing Final Fantasy III

it is not bioshock
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: y2kev on August 15, 2007, 02:38:22 PM
Xbox 360s are standing there still as death
and ghosts of bioshock
meet their owners walking
two by two beneath the shade
and standing on the marble steps.
 
There is a sound of music echoing
through the spinning disk drive
and in the field there is
another sound tinkling in the cotton:
chains of The Darkness shitting up the scene
 
The games go back with an iron clank,
a hand is on the gate,
a dry DS trembles on the wall.
Bioshocks are walking.
They have broken wiis down
and 360s stand there still as death.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: FatalT on August 15, 2007, 04:59:02 PM
NOM NOM NOM RAPTURE
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 15, 2007, 05:07:30 PM
shadowless the hours pass
and bioshock, still as as cold iron
unringing; "where is rapture?"
the mad, dead sun hangs overhead
and i am seated by the gate
to sigh, burned, unhomed.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 05:09:03 PM
is "unhomed" a fancy word for "no homo"
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 15, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
real talk: a world without bioshock is, litotically speaking, not no homo.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 15, 2007, 05:10:51 PM
the first panel is great  :lol

(http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2007/20070814.jpg)
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: bud on August 15, 2007, 05:21:43 PM
some of you got some mad writing skillz.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 05:54:48 PM
BECAUSE I could not stop for Ryan,   
He kindly stopped for me;   
The bathysphere held just ourselves   
Two men, no gods, no kings.
 
We slowly dove, he knew no haste,
I gladly gave away   
My labor, and my leisure too,   
For Rapture, his city.
 
We passed the room where children played   
With Plasmids in a ring;   
We passed the people at their work,   
We heard the free men sing.   
 
We paused before a tower that seemed   
To soar out of the ground;   
The roof was scarcely visible,        
The neon top, unfound.   
 
Since then ’tis centuries; but each   
Feels shorter than the day   
I first surmised that Ryan's goal
Was toward Eternity.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Mupepe on August 15, 2007, 05:59:29 PM
so I was eating muh club sandwich, and inside was some bacon.  i took a bite and *crunch crunch* they be eatin muh bacon!
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: y2kev on August 15, 2007, 06:02:02 PM
BECAUSE I could not stop for Ryan,   
He kindly stopped for me;   
The bathysphere held just ourselves   
Two men, no gods, no kings.
 
We slowly dove, he knew no haste,
I gladly gave away   
My labor, and my leisure too,   
For Rapture, his city.
 
We passed the room where children played   
With Plasmids in a ring;   
We passed the people at their work,   
We heard the free men sing.   
 
We paused before a tower that seemed   
To soar out of the ground;   
The roof was scarcely visible,        
The neon top, unfound.   
 
Since then ’tis centuries; but each   
Feels shorter than the day   
I first surmised that Ryan's goal
Was toward Eternity.

sorry, dickinson is a lez
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 06:05:48 PM
whatever, it's your turn
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Bloodwake on August 15, 2007, 06:40:11 PM
NO BIOSHOCK.


LIFE ISN"T WORTH LIVING.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: brawndolicious on August 15, 2007, 07:11:02 PM
I heard that if you get madden 08, you can get 50% off any other game so you can use that to get bioshock and then return madden hopefully.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: hyp on August 15, 2007, 07:58:24 PM
some more salt for the wound:

eurogamer - 10/10

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=81479&page=1

Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 09:51:49 PM
Update:

EB - Let me hold the LE, wouldn't sell it to me. I offered a $20 bribe above the list price and to pay in cash so they wouldn't have to ring it up til next Tuesday. Wouldn't budge.
Blockbuster Video - Had the game out, wouldn't sell it.
Hollywood Video/GameCrazy - No.
Kmart - No.
Target - No.
Games for Less - Surprisingly, no. They were voted Most Likely to Break Street in a recent local game retailers poll.

FINAL JUDGMENT: :(
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 09:54:33 PM
Frag, don't waste your time looking for the PC version:

(http://image.bayimg.com/oafphaabk.jpg)
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 15, 2007, 10:00:39 PM
Bad news update.  They have the 360 version on torrents sites already.  It's fucked up how punks like Jotaro can be playing while tru gamers that're willing to pay $20 extra are stuck waiting. 
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2007, 10:05:11 PM
2K Games' PR head says:

Quote
It recently came to 2K Games’ attention that one of our retail partners prematurely sold some copies of BioShock prior to the game's official launch date. Retailers are typically shipped product in advance to ensure they can meet launch day demand on street-dated product. As a result, a few people were able to purchase the game early. Additionally, a TV advertisement for BioShock prematurely ran that incorrectly indicated that the game was available for purchase. 2K Games has reached out to our retail partners and is maintaining the street date of August 21st in North America and August 24th in Europe, when BioShock will be available at retailers. 2K Games is appreciative of the gamer excitement and critical acclaim leading up to the title’s launch.

Basically, S.O.L.

I move that Jotaro be banned if he tries to act like he's cool for playing it early via piracy and that the folks who buy games in stores for money are the suckers.

The poetry slam will continue tomorrow. :'(
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 15, 2007, 10:05:56 PM
dcharlie, are they even releasing the game in Nippon?  Sometimes I want to kick the nuts of gamers over there because they skip over great games simply because they are made by teh westerns.  
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: demi on August 15, 2007, 10:17:35 PM
CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I am enjoying this
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: Fragamemnon on August 16, 2007, 11:12:24 AM
Frag, don't waste your time looking for the PC version:

(http://image.bayimg.com/oafphaabk.jpg)

:( :( :(

Not even ramping up the difficultly on Civ4 or EU3-I've tried!-is really making the desire for this game any less. The next week waiting for this game is going to be brutal. :(
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: bork on August 16, 2007, 11:18:31 AM
Quote
dcharlie, are they even releasing the game in Nippon?  Sometimes I want to kick the nuts of gamers over there because they skip over great games simply because they are made by teh westerns. 


It`s too good of a game for the Japanese ... although the loli element may swing it.

Asian version in September though.
I`ve got a US copy ordered, so just playing the waiting game (it`s on DS)


What gives with the September date...?  I e-mailed Play-Asia about changing my order to the U.S. version...I read the game is region-free.  Pirates seemed to have confirmed this.
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: demi on August 16, 2007, 11:24:41 AM
2K also confirmed it

BTW I'm close to the end, I should beat it tonight
Title: Re: World Without BIOSHOCK: Day 1
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 16, 2007, 11:38:28 AM
I HAVE THIRTY COPIES IN THE BACK I SAY LET'S SELL EM ALL AND I'LL FLEE TO MEXICO
Title: Re: WORLD CELEBRATES B-DAY
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 21, 2007, 12:20:33 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: WORLD CELEBRATES B-DAY
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 21, 2007, 01:41:35 PM
Anyone picked it up yet?  I'm going to the store in the next 1/2 hour to get it.  I ditched school today.  Got to keep my priorites straight.  Playing Bioshock>everything else. 

After much deliberation and messing around w/both demos, I think I'm going w/ the 360 version.  Despite slightly crisper graphics on the PC version, the difference is not big enough for me to see Bioshock's splendour on a 24" mon instead of a 46" Tv.  Not to mention great surround sound vs headphones.   The PC version also doesn't have anti-aliasing working properly which detracts another advantage that I would have expected with a 8800 GTX. 
Title: Re: WORLD CELEBRATES B-DAY
Post by: Bloodwake on August 21, 2007, 04:26:44 PM
I have BIOSHOCK

I've already played it for five or six hours.

 :D
Title: Re: WORLD CELEBRATES B-DAY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 21, 2007, 04:41:10 PM
I wont get it till tomorow, fucking Canada  :'(