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Title: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2007, 03:30:24 PM
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff

Funny, the moment I saw the Fable/Darkness reviews I told Christian that Games Radar should scoop him up ASAP. Looks like Escapist beat him to the punch! Sucks to not have embedded YouTube, tho.
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2007, 03:43:15 PM
Haha, that was good.
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2007, 03:49:37 PM
I'm really glad to see he got a semi-regular gig. He's too good to languish in obscurity.

In case you missed his previous videos:

The Darkness review:
[youtube=425,350]eWS9_nrKOPA[/youtube]

Fable: The Lost Chapters review:
[youtube=425,350]jYQLR7dE5k4[/youtube]

Moving message:
[youtube=425,350]ZOBTN67K0Zw[/youtube]
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2007, 03:51:23 PM
Awesome thanks.
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 16, 2007, 03:56:31 PM
I love the description "She jumps around with her underdressed, undernourished form, spinning all over the place like a bunch of coat hangers in a dryer."
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 16, 2007, 03:59:33 PM
The darkness reviews so great. The description of summoning a demon to move a car haha.
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 16, 2007, 04:24:01 PM
I loved his jab at people who bitch about linearity in games.

edit: "Tell me that the Japanese aren't xenophobic dicks and that I deserve to die."  :lol
Title: Re: Zero Punctuation reviews Heavenly Sword demo, RE5 trailer @ The Escapist
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 16, 2007, 04:36:35 PM
:rofl at him becoming a Spellwarrior in Fable which ended up making him feel like an indecisive prick :rofl

These reviews are fantasitic