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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2006, 04:08:48 PM

Title: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2006, 04:08:48 PM
I was peeing at work today and the divider between the urinals shows a reflection against its dull blue finish. However when I looked over I DIDNT SEE THE PEE CLEARLY COMING FROM ME.

So this begs the question. Is my pee cursed by a vampire, or are vampires made of pee, or more specifically MY pee? AM I A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 28, 2006, 04:13:21 PM
my poo is a werepee
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 28, 2006, 04:24:15 PM
lolz
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 04:27:34 PM
You urine is a half-vampire.  You must cut off the head (lolz) of the head vampire or your urine will turn into a full vampire in three nights!
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2006, 04:36:09 PM
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Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: Vizzys on September 28, 2006, 05:09:52 PM
To become a vampire you have to be a virgin and bitten by a vampire of the opposite sex. At least thats what I read. :lol
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 28, 2006, 05:15:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2006, 04:27:34 PM
You urine is a half-vampire.  You must cut off the head (lolz) of the head vampire or your urine will turn into a full vampire in three nights!
So if you masturbate at night it'll go suck blood?
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 28, 2006, 05:27:27 PM
he said URINE not SEMEN, sir.

:shh For the record, pissing inside a girl's nuh-uh will either make her mad or send her into toxic shock. Just FYI.
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 28, 2006, 05:28:02 PM
I was always told in grade school if you pee inside a girl's vagina that you'll have an Asian baby.
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: brawndolicious on September 28, 2006, 05:34:02 PM
Quote from: Willco on September 28, 2006, 05:28:02 PM
I was always told in grade school if you pee inside a girl's vagina that you'll have an Asian baby.
(http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/space/images/shothair.jpg)
He shot my hair!
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 28, 2006, 05:53:23 PM
Quote from: MrAngryFace on September 28, 2006, 04:08:48 PM
I was peeing at work today and the divider between the urinals shows a reflection against its dull blue finish. However when I looked over I DIDNT SEE THE PEE CLEARLY COMING FROM ME.

So this begs the question. Is my pee cursed by a vampire, or are vampires made of pee, or more specifically MY pee? AM I A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!??!

...

You you make fun of me? :lol
Title: Re: Is my urine a VAMPIRE?
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 28, 2006, 05:58:35 PM
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