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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bork on August 18, 2007, 09:52:02 PM

Title: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: bork on August 18, 2007, 09:52:02 PM
(Akihabara is Tokyo's "electronic town," or as I like to call it, "nerd mecca," where fanboys flock to tons of video game, toy, anime, electronics, and porn shops, plus arcades and maid cafes.)

Quote from:  Japan Today
Twins arrested for extortion in Akihabara

TOKYO — Police on Thursday arrested 20-year-old twins on charges of extorting money on the streets of Akihabara. "We wanted quick cash. We looked for geeks who were there to buy computer games, because we figured they are too chicken to stand up to us," they were quoted as saying by police.

The twins, identified as Satoshi Isono, 20, a student at Chuo University, and his sister Yuka, unemployed, from Yokohama, allegedly acted like a couple and extorted 34,000 yen from a 23-year-old male company employee on the evening of Aug 2. Yuka bumped into the man on purpose to start a quarrel, and Satoshi then showed his tattoo on his shoulder. "In my world, you either have to pay a million yen or chop your finger off for what you did to my girl," he told the victim who reported the incident to police.

Satoshi, who was studying to be a lawyer, said he needed quick cash to buy his sister a cell phone. Police believe the pair may have carried out similar shakedowns before.

All that for a cell phone.  Jesus.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 18, 2007, 10:46:34 PM
Japanese cell phones are very advanced.I can totally understand.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: bork on August 18, 2007, 10:47:35 PM
What's going to happen when the iPhone is released?  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 18, 2007, 10:49:01 PM
Prostitution of course.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 18, 2007, 11:12:52 PM
Is buying porn in Akihabara a communal thing? I don't know if its a misconception but it seems like theres troves of people window shoping for porn without any shame.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: bork on August 18, 2007, 11:37:40 PM
Seems that way, doesn't it?  But usually the people going in and coming out are in a hurry not to be seen.  Also some of the big, 6-8 floor stores have their hentai manga and anime shops in the basement, and when you're going down the exit-only stairs, it's easy to access without being seen.   :lol
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 18, 2007, 11:40:47 PM
Jap porn isn't even real porn.  It's worse than the stuff on cable.  How is it possible to get turned on by a bunch of pixels covering up 1/2 the screen? 
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Candyflip on August 19, 2007, 12:46:30 AM
Cell phone my ass. That guy was full of shit.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: BlackMage on August 19, 2007, 01:05:50 AM
I wanna go to Akihabara now.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 19, 2007, 01:12:27 AM
Jap porn isn't even real porn.  It's worse than the stuff on cable.  How is it possible to get turned on by a bunch of pixels covering up 1/2 the screen? 
Half the screen, huh? Seems like I was misinformed about the size of Japanese penises.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Sho Nuff on August 19, 2007, 06:06:27 AM
Akihabara pretty much sucks now, ever since Densha Otoko got big it's turned into one huge goddamn freakshow. I hate it.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: Ichirou on August 19, 2007, 11:06:39 AM
It's very creepy to go into a big video game store only to notice that it has a basement floor filled with porno.  And it seems that's the way it is for most of the big stores in Akihabara.  Gotta cater to the deviants!
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: T234 on August 19, 2007, 11:10:54 AM
God, I would love for some random (non-yak) japanese person to attempt to mug me. The ass whoopin after that would be hysterical.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: bork on August 19, 2007, 11:24:20 PM
Akihabara pretty much sucks now, ever since Densha Otoko got big it's turned into one huge goddamn freakshow. I hate it.

It seems pretty much the same to me, just with maids and shit now.  But even that seemed to be in decline last time I went there.  Since I pretty much stopped buying old shit a couple of years ago, the only reason I even want to go there now is to go to the import game shops and buy American games, or search for Xbox games that I won't find anyway.

It's very creepy to go into a big video game store only to notice that it has a basement floor filled with porno.  And it seems that's the way it is for most of the big stores in Akihabara.  Gotta cater to the deviants!

They know their customers!  There's more porn shops now than before, too.  First time I went to Aki was in 2001.  Tons of game shops everywhere.  When I went back in 2004, the first shop I walked into (up some stairs right around the corner from the station exit) had been changed from games to PORN.   :o 

God, I would love for some random (non-yak) japanese person to attempt to mug me. The ass whoopin after that would be hysterical.

I don't think they'd try to mug a non-Japanese, no matter how weak and nerdy they might look.
Title: Re: Nerds in Akihabara, BEWARE!
Post by: T234 on August 20, 2007, 12:05:40 PM
They would especially not try to mug a 6'1" 225 lb guy from Kentucky lol