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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:22:30 PM

Title: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:22:30 PM: 10. a mack truck is cooler than a catbus. catbuses are straight up japafaggery. mack trucks are :punch :punch DUDE AWESOME
9. larry the cable guy is a better voice actor than any hiroshima shigawiggabutsu nip
8. the comedic talents of owen wilson :bow :bow
7. cars is free of pro-incest and pro-pedophile propaganda
6. cars was made in the USA, motherfuckers :punch :punch
5. NASCAR FUCK YEAH > MOMMY IN THE HOSPITAL
4. seriously, guys, doc hollywood's plot is a classic "fish out of water" (lol nemo) tale; what the fuck is a totoro
3. paul newman once killed an entire platoon of japs with just a box of k-rations and his chin
2. japs don't give bonnie hunt pity work, pixar does
1. WE WON WORLD WAR 2 :punch :punch :punch
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: TVC15 on August 19, 2007, 10:23:57 PM: This is FoC bad, Prole.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:24:21 PM: Myazaki whatever movies are generally snore, I dunno if im supposed to connect to some childhood memory or something whatever.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:24:49 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on August 19, 2007, 10:23:57 PM
This is FoC bad, Prole.

yeah it is :'(
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 19, 2007, 10:25:03 PM: Boooooourns.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:26:09 PM: USA! USA! USA!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:27:10 PM: Really, someone explain why these movies are good? Am I supposed to have seen them as a kid? Cause I didnt. Am I supposed to connect to a fun whimsical view of life? Cause I dunno what thats about either.

Where's the guns?
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: TVC15 on August 19, 2007, 10:27:22 PM: Judging by today's posts, I think Rengoku is getting to Prole's head and gettin' the bitch flat distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:28:24 PM: I think its the Game Fuel
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:28:28 PM: i actually like miyazaki movies a lot, especially "castle in the sky" and princess mononoke. nausicaa didn't hold up as well as i'd hoped, though. spirited away :heart :heart
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:28:46 PM: RENGOKU 2 IS A STAIRWAY TO H.E.A.V.E.N
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 19, 2007, 10:29:38 PM: Top reason why Pom poko > Totoro + cars, magical testicle gliders.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:29:48 PM: Princess Mononoke is good, but I cant watch it often. Castle in the Sky is neat in that 'oh look old adventure' anime kinda way. I dunno why none of the movies REALLY catch with me, I mean to the point of defending them on the internet or having a desk calendar based on one of them.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 19, 2007, 10:30:20 PM: Whispers of the Heart > Totoro
non-Miyazaki Ghibli > Miyazaki Ghibli
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:30:51 PM: Slayers > Miyazaki Stuff.

You cant win against me! I will ignore your responses!
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:31:43 PM: whispers of the heart is too feel good for me. the cat returns is better because it has the vocal "talents" of cary elwes in the english sub.
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Post by: TVC15 on August 19, 2007, 10:32:06 PM: Hugh Jackman just quoted Henry IV part 1 in Prestige. This means I can directly compare The Prestige to My Own Private Idaho, and Orson Welles' Chimes at Midnight. . .

Chimes at Midnight (greatest Shakespeare movie ever) > My Own Private Idaho > The Prestige
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Oblivion on August 19, 2007, 10:32:39 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:28:28 PM
i actually like miyazaki movies a lot, especially "castle in the sky" and princess mononoke. nausicaa didn't hold up as well as i'd hoped, though. spirited away :heart :heart

Princess Mononoke was good, though it had quite a few confusing moments.

But Spirited Away? :-X
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:32:51 PM: :o :o :o
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:33:13 PM: i loved spirited away's visuals. no-face :heart :heart
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 19, 2007, 10:33:49 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on August 19, 2007, 10:29:25 PM
Totoro doesn't double dong both ears with bad pop culture references like most kids movies (most of Pixar's stuff excluded). It is just a small imaginative movie about being a kid.

Yep. No more, no less. And I absolutely love it.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:33:56 PM: I prefer "no-pants" from Guu
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 19, 2007, 10:34:11 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:28:28 PM
i actually like miyazaki movies a lot, especially "castle in the sky" and princess mononoke. nausicaa didn't hold up as well as i'd hoped, though. spirited away :heart :heart

Nausicaa > mononoke, which I just watched yesterday. (both are wonderful though).

I think I will go download spirited away as I've never seen it, and I need to give xmen a break as this just happened.

[wolverine] we stopped Omaga Red once, but we got lucky
[Colossus', in his ignorant, Russian voice, while placing his hand on wolverines shoulder] Then let us get lucky again.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 19, 2007, 10:35:03 PM: gross
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Post by: Ichirou on August 19, 2007, 10:35:42 PM: At least Doc Hollywood had some bare titties. Cars just has shitty CGI vehicles.
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Post by: Oblivion on August 19, 2007, 10:36:18 PM: I haven't seen the other movies, besides the ones I've named. Is Howl's better than Castle in the Sky?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 19, 2007, 10:37:05 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 19, 2007, 10:30:20 PM
Whispers of the Heart > Totoro
non-Miyazaki Ghibli > Miyazaki Ghibli

I always get whispers mixed up with memories of yesterday or what ever it is called, is whispers the one with the girl that want to be a writer and writes of cats flying on planitiods? :-* or is it the one with the 30 year old chick reflecting on her life? :yuck
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:37:22 PM: whose bare titties? LINK PLZ (in spoiler tags, of course)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 19, 2007, 10:37:46 PM: howl's is fucking awful and incoherent and awful and awful
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Post by: Oblivion on August 19, 2007, 10:38:42 PM: Castle in the Sky it is, then!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 19, 2007, 10:39:16 PM: cars has a joke about bullseye tats
unusually pop culturally crass for pixar

whispers of the heart is about the girl who wants to LOCALIZE Country Roads into Japanese

nothing is funnier than Concrete Roads
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Ichirou on August 19, 2007, 10:40:45 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 19, 2007, 10:37:22 PM
whose bare titties? LINK PLZ (in spoiler tags, of course)

Julie Warner.

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Also, did you guys notice they "fixed" Howl's story inconsistencies in the dub? They added a bunch of lines explaining the reason for the war and other plot holes, lol.
Title: Re: top 10 reasons cars is better than totoro
Post by: Oblivion on August 20, 2007, 02:28:55 AM: Just saw Castle in the Sky. Fucking awesome. :bow :bow

Aside from Spirited Away, you got pretty good taste in Miyazaki films, Drinky. :bow
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Post by: Stocky on August 20, 2007, 02:31:19 AM: Whose childhood was ruined when Captain America died? Rough numbers here.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2007, 02:38:07 AM: just watched spirited away, it wasn't bad by any means. 8/10.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on August 20, 2007, 03:14:58 AM: Prole, why did you mock my Cars recommendation for 360, jerk?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2007, 04:48:41 AM: Ok howal's was ass though.
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Post by: Fresh Prince on August 20, 2007, 05:53:36 AM: Owen Wilson lolz
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Post by: Yeti on August 20, 2007, 05:27:20 PM: I fell asleep during Totoro. Princess Mononoke and Spirited Away were great though.