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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on August 21, 2007, 11:12:39 PM

Title: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: Mupepe on August 21, 2007, 11:12:39 PM
you're in denial 

LOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: Mandark on August 21, 2007, 11:16:03 PM
Change that to "and you think he doesn't want to have sex with her," I'll sign off.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 21, 2007, 11:16:25 PM
but I'm in your girlfriend
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: etiolate on August 22, 2007, 01:51:14 AM
Haven't you learned anything from these videogame forums?  The straight male friend isn't getting sex and has no chance, even though he THINKS he's going to just as soon as she makes up her mind and moves on past you.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: abrader on August 22, 2007, 02:06:13 AM
Iv often wondered if you can smell my jizzle in her hair. :(
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 22, 2007, 12:45:53 PM
Iv often wondered if you can smell my jizzle in her hair. :(


Or see it in her eyes.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: hyp on August 22, 2007, 01:30:48 PM
do a quick test.  smell the puss.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 22, 2007, 02:28:02 PM
Sometimes the "best friend" guy is someone who can't close the deal, so he talks her ear off/listens to her bullshit in attempts to work up the nerve to make his move.

I've been on both sides of that fence. As long as you keep being emotionally and verbally abusive to your g/f, she will hang around.

Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2007, 02:50:15 PM
Sometimes the "best friend" guy is someone who can't close the deal, so he talks her ear off/listens to her bullshit in attempts to work up the nerve to make his move.

I've been on both sides of that fence. As long as you keep being emotionally and verbally abusive to your g/f, she will hang around.


:lol :lol :lol

I've been on both sides of that fence as well, except I closed the deal when I was the best friend. 

But I really do believe this shit.  Let me rephrase it, if you think she wouldn't fuck him, you're in denial.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 22, 2007, 05:28:37 PM
Tell us more stories of bending over people's gfs and just detroying them from behind against the couch while the bf anxiously calls her cell, please Mupepe?  It's kinda my thing  :-*
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2007, 05:30:10 PM
:lol

i think you have the same complex I do :shh
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2007, 06:35:56 PM
i have been hanging out with a white girl the past few days. we've been buddying it up since we met at the school because she's in two of my classes. she's my gal pal <3 anyways, in world religion today i said that i wouldn't consider myself christian because i honestly feel that most of the christians i have met are total fakes, but i do believe in a god. now she won't speak to me because she's a pretty big christian or something.  :( 
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 22, 2007, 06:37:59 PM
Friend Zone total. Be sure to drop by after she has sex for the first time.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2007, 06:39:03 PM
uh what
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 22, 2007, 07:03:09 PM
uh what

So she can tell you all about her first time.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: Mupepe on August 22, 2007, 07:12:19 PM
:lol :lol

Ok, that actually made me laugh, FoC.

That's wrong though.  Hit it for me, please Himuro.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 22, 2007, 08:22:45 PM
Sometimes the "best friend" guy is someone who can't close the deal, so he talks her ear off/listens to her bullshit in attempts to work up the nerve to make his move.

I've been on both sides of that fence. As long as you keep being emotionally and verbally abusive to your g/f, she will hang around.


:rofl
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him
Post by: Bloodwake on August 23, 2007, 06:11:30 PM
Believe me, I've been the straight best friend so many times it makes me sick.

We don't get the pussy. I promise you.
Title: Re: If your g/f has a straight male best friend and you think shes not doing him...
Post by: demi on August 23, 2007, 06:24:15 PM
Vagina is disgusting, anyway.