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Title: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Himu on August 23, 2007, 09:04:44 PM
Referencing Symbios' avatar, plus every big tittied Japanese girl I've seen except a girl I knew from high school.

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What is with this shit? They always make this, "oh man, i think i just swallowed my own urine face"
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 23, 2007, 09:05:55 PM
They're splicers!  They obviously are using breast plasmids and the more ADAM they consume, the more deformed they get!
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2007, 09:12:08 PM
When I hear the term "great tits", I expect to see real breasts not blatantly fake implants.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2007, 09:18:33 PM
link, not image in spoiler tag, JERK

some of us WORK
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2007, 09:19:46 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 23, 2007, 09:18:33 PM
link, not image in spoiler tag, JERK

some of us WORK

Why would you click on a NSFW thead at work though?  He could have been dumb enough to not even use spoiler tags. 
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 23, 2007, 09:20:49 PM
because i do a show all posts on a user? i generally read based on what a given poster is up to, not based on thread. gaf trained me this way!
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: hyp on August 23, 2007, 09:25:57 PM
show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2007, 09:30:18 PM
Quote from: hyp on August 23, 2007, 09:25:57 PM
show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2007, 09:37:24 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 23, 2007, 09:20:49 PM
because i do a show all posts on a user? i generally read based on what a given poster is up to, not based on thread. gaf trained me this way!

why? does post history give you more ammo?  you should still have been careful with Himu's post since you do make fun of him for a reason. 
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bork on August 23, 2007, 09:58:55 PM
I think a lot of the companies that make the gravure and porn don't give a shit about anything but tits, so they'll take any girl who's well-endowed.  That Rio Natsume chick is hideous.

There's plenty of Japanese girls that are quite attractive AND well rounded/endowed.  Stop using internet porn as your basis for everything.

But I'll give you something to fap to and to make you shut up.  :P

NOT WORK SAFE STRIPPERS AHOY
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Last night on TV, they had a variety show where a "comedian" (I.E. goofy-looking idiot with awful haircut) was going around the back into the dressing rooms of gravure chicks they brought onto the show and LICKING THEIR PERSONAL ITEMS.  Things like toothbrushes, glasses, etc.  It was fucking disgusting and not funny at all.  Some of the girls looked like they were feigning laughter over their obvious sheer disgust of this.  I really don't understand Japanese humor.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2007, 10:02:03 PM
oh sweet fucking jesus

:drool
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bork on August 23, 2007, 10:03:19 PM
It's from the cover of a movie where they dance and then cover themselves with body oil and mo' dancin'.  No porn, cuz 99.99% of J-porn is awful, awful shit.  My wife does NOT squeel and cry like she's being raped during sex, thank god.

Actually last night, we went to get a pizza, and she pointed out the window and said "LOOK!  LOOK!  THAT GIRL HAS HUGE TITS!!"   :lol  And the girl did, in fact, have huge tits.   :o
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Mupepe on August 23, 2007, 10:04:55 PM
Quote from: lyte edge on August 23, 2007, 10:03:19 PM
It's from the cover of a movie where they dance and then cover themselves with body oil and mo' dancin'.  No porn.
i love that.  please send it to me.  i will fuck you if you do.  well you're married.  i don't want you to cheat.  i'll hug you.  love you.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bork on August 23, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
OK.  Check ur PMz MY PERV
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Beezy on August 23, 2007, 11:01:59 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 23, 2007, 09:12:08 PM
When I hear the term "great tits", I expect to see real breasts not blatantly fake implants.
???

They don't look like implants to me.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2007, 11:54:31 PM
Quote from: hyp on August 23, 2007, 09:25:57 PM
show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.

Damn, that's what I came in here to say. :lol

Most Japanese chicks I've seen actually have pretty cute faces, btw. Though I think the ones that have the best faces on average are Vietnamese womens.  :drool
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Synbios459 on August 23, 2007, 11:57:53 PM
You guys like this?
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Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 24, 2007, 12:15:22 AM
jesus christ assholes, SPOILER + LINK
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 24, 2007, 12:23:05 AM
YOU FUCKTARDS ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO LINK

GODDAMN

LYTE EDGE AREN'T YOU A FUCKING MOD
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 12:39:41 AM
But why isn't it okay when the thread title says NSFW?
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 24, 2007, 01:16:53 AM
NSFW in the topic should only refer to content /linked to/ within the thread, not images actually within the thread.

This is not hard. Linking is not hard.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 01:20:40 AM
Yeah but if they're at work they wouldn't click the links anyway, so why does it matter?
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 24, 2007, 01:23:29 AM
because EVILBORE ISN'T NAM
we have RULES HERE
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 01:26:42 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 24, 2007, 01:23:29 AM
because EVILBORE ISN'T NAM
we have RULES HERE
EvilBore should be more like Opa-Age.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bagofeyes on August 24, 2007, 01:31:40 AM
Quote from: Himuro on August 23, 2007, 09:04:44 PM
Referencing Symbios' avatar, plus every big tittied Japanese girl I've seen except a girl I knew from high school.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://s2.supload.com/thumbs/default/1181519247346.gif
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What is with this shit? They always make this, "oh man, i think i just swallowed my own urine face"

Her face isnt ugly
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bork on August 24, 2007, 01:32:02 AM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 24, 2007, 12:23:05 AM
YOU FUCKTARDS ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO LINK

GODDAMN

LYTE EDGE AREN'T YOU A FUCKING MOD

No, I'm not.  I'm a "constable" in the gaming forum only.  IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE A MOD AND I COULD KEEP SHIT IN ORDER WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS SLEEPING HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD.  *ahem*

Anyway, what the fuck is the issue here?  The thread says "nsfw."  The pics are hidden with spoilers.  My post again said nsfw.  STOP LOOKING AT FUCKING NON-WORK SAFE THREADS AT WORK, ESPECIALLY ONES REFERRING TO TITS.  JESUS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111   :-*
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Ichirou on August 24, 2007, 01:32:58 AM
Quote from: lyte edge on August 23, 2007, 09:58:55 PM
I think a lot of the companies that make the gravure and porn don't give a shit about anything but tits, so they'll take any girl who's well-endowed.  That Rio Natsume chick is hideous.

QFT.  That's basically what it is, Himu.  Japanese porno/idol production houses are so desperate for girls with huge, natural breasts that as soon as they find one, it doesn't matter to them if she's a butterface.  I've seen a few attractive asian girls with large breasts, but they're not in pornos or bikini models, is all.

The same rule applies in the US except that American porno actresses can be butterfaces and have nasty fake tits too, double loss!
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 24, 2007, 01:34:59 AM
Quote from: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 12:39:41 AM
But why isn't it okay when the thread title says NSFW?

because, clown, it is easy to get into these threads and see the posts WITHOUT clicking on the link, like doing a "view last posts" on a specific member. just follow the rules and put prurient shit in a link/spoiler combo. jesus!
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Bloodwake on August 24, 2007, 02:39:34 AM
J-Porn rule of thumb:

STICK TO THE PHOTOS.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: drohne on August 24, 2007, 12:37:45 PM
Quote from: lyte edge on August 23, 2007, 10:09:16 PM
OK.  Check ur PMz MY PERV

ME TOO
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: hyp on August 24, 2007, 12:49:38 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on August 23, 2007, 11:54:31 PM
Quote from: hyp on August 23, 2007, 09:25:57 PM
show me a nice ass on a japanese chick... that's what i'm waiting for.

Damn, that's what I came in here to say. :lol

Most Japanese chicks I've seen actually have pretty cute faces, btw. Though I think the ones that have the best faces on average are Vietnamese womens.  :drool

vietnamese women's bodies are bangin' more so than japanese -- bigger t&a.  at least here in the bay.  chinese have it worst though, flat ass, flat tits.  i'm a fan of filipino chicks though.  :bow
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bud on August 24, 2007, 01:31:17 PM
i don't know what the hell himu is talking about. the real issue at hand is that japanese chicks don't have asses.  it doesn't make any sense at all.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 02:32:38 PM
Why do you guys try to make people that don't require big boobs/butts feel bad?
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bud on August 24, 2007, 02:36:35 PM
there's a difference between having a butt and having a butthole.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 03:50:29 PM
Quote from: bud on August 24, 2007, 02:36:35 PM
there's a difference between having a butt and having a butthole.
Mind showing the difference with pics?
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: BlackMage on August 24, 2007, 03:54:56 PM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 24, 2007, 01:34:59 AM
Quote from: Synbios459 on August 24, 2007, 12:39:41 AM
But why isn't it okay when the thread title says NSFW?

because, clown, it is easy to get into these threads and see the posts WITHOUT clicking on the link, like doing a "view last posts" on a specific member. just follow the rules and put prurient shit in a link/spoiler combo. jesus!

hey, dickhead. Stop reading Evilbore and fuckin' get to work.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Mondain on August 24, 2007, 05:12:33 PM
japanese porn sucks ass because the display of genital parts on any commercial product is prohibited by law, so porn directors have to concentrate on the production of weird and unusual situations and scripts to add some flair to their "film" instead
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: hyp on August 24, 2007, 07:57:04 PM
Quote from: Mondain on August 24, 2007, 05:12:33 PM
japanese porn sucks ass because the display of genital parts on any commercial product is prohibited by law, so porn directors have to concentrate on the production of weird and unusual situations and scripts to add some flair to their "film" instead

there's tons of good uncensored hardcore stuff.. you just need to find it.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bud on August 24, 2007, 07:58:40 PM
japanese porn sucks because either the girls like they're getting raped or they look like they're 12.

god knows i've tried to like it :'(
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on August 24, 2007, 08:09:16 PM
lol
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: brawndolicious on August 24, 2007, 08:12:40 PM
I thought japanese porn sucked because of women that don't move, rape fantasies, and "idol" videos that literally consist of the girl running around her home in her underwear.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: jiji on August 25, 2007, 03:08:27 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on August 24, 2007, 02:39:34 AM
J-Porn rule of thumb:

STICK TO THE PHOTOS.

Listen to this man! He speaks the troof!
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Shuri on August 25, 2007, 04:52:26 PM
pussy is pussy and they mostly all look the same, who cares about them being blurred

 as for japanes porn, it sucks because of the weird rape angle. I've seen the other day; it was some nerd guy working in a office; and after being made fun of by all the chicks that work there, he finds out he can 'stop' time like pause on a dvd. He waits until one of the chick goes goes the bathroom, 'pauses' time, and he starts fondling her while she's on the bowl, then put his penis in her mouth, goes in and out while the chick is 'frozen' in time, then he fucks up and eventually come in her mouth while she's staying there, not moving.

The guy is laughing all the time. Then he, I assume, tell two of his nerd friends about it and he teaches them how to do it; one of his friend tries to do it to some hotter chick, but ends up getting busted for it. More pause sex happens with the other chicks thru the movie

At the end they have a massive gangbang in pause mode and they put the girls in crazy positions and proceed to have sex with them. It was.. really weird
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 25, 2007, 05:00:27 PM
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NGJw14GNL._AA240_.jpg)

http://www.amazon.com/Fermata-Vintage-Blue-Nicholson-Baker/dp/0099466929/


Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Starscream on August 25, 2007, 05:26:29 PM
I dont usually care about the faces, i'm more of a ass man. But nothing gets me more turned on than a tuff of hair on a girls snatch. I dont like shaved girls. The boobs look fine too.
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 25, 2007, 05:46:38 PM
Quote from: Starscream on August 25, 2007, 05:26:29 PM
I dont usually care about the faces, i'm more of a ass man. But nothing gets me more turned on than a tuff of hair on a girls snatch. I dont like shaved girls. The boobs look fine too.

Between his encylopedic knowledge of P2P sniffing protocols and praise for unshaved women, Starscream has gone from "who?" to "awesome poster" in just 5 posts!
Title: Re: Why do Japanese chicks with great tits have the most UGLY faces? nsfw
Post by: bud on August 25, 2007, 06:04:56 PM
their penises do make mine look like a friggin' baseball bat.