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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: demi on September 29, 2006, 08:37:39 PM

Title: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 29, 2006, 08:37:39 PM
What a piece of shit. Sending this turd back tomorrow.

Hope Okami is better.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2006, 08:41:41 PM
Himu :lol
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2006, 09:10:51 PM
 >:(

If you have not played past chapter 3 and you're calling the game a piece of shit then  your opinion = UNVALID AND NOT WORTH THE TIME.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 29, 2006, 09:15:08 PM
Chapter 5
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: morphix on September 29, 2006, 09:16:07 PM
demi you suck.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2006, 09:16:54 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 29, 2006, 09:22:08 PM
demi you suck.

The game is really bad, though. Do you really like it?
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Mondain on September 29, 2006, 09:31:50 PM
real cool, good story too, pretty nice beat-em up system

worst game this year is Metal Slug 3D
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: morphix on September 29, 2006, 09:35:41 PM
demi you suck.

The game is really bad, though. Do you really like it?


I FUCKING LOVE YAKUZA!
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 29, 2006, 09:38:28 PM
I thought it started cool too. Then the constant loading, the horrible battle music, button mashing - and the fact I had to go feed a puppy - just set me over the edge. I couldn't take it. Threw it back in the envelope and in the mailbox.

Sorry, maybe next time Sega.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:41:50 PM
9 posts to get a basic idea of why Demi didn't like it; i guess that's not so bad
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 29, 2006, 09:43:42 PM
I would have simply said it was a Sega game, but then it wouldn't be much of a thread.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 10:02:49 PM
Sounds totally Shenmue to me! Did you collect any allowance from your grandma, only to spend it on virtual Sega collectibles? :hyper
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:06:49 PM
Compared to what, Doug? Fighting battles and gaining XP?

Your wonderful games are another mans Shenmue, you don't seem to really grasp that though

like for instance, Phantom Dust > anything you like.

You see? close minded
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2006, 10:11:09 PM
Sounds totally Shenmue to me! Did you collect any allowance from your grandma, only to spend it on virtual Sega collectibles? :hyper

You can't do that in Yakuza.

In Yakuza, you go gamble in the casino to get money, or fight battles.

As much as you gave me crap for not being all on Okami, it seems most of your posts regarding Yakuza are completely out of ignorance.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2006, 10:26:03 PM
Morphix is like a Mirror of Demi, both in game preferences and personality. Its kinda scary.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 11:26:59 PM
They ARE outta ignorance; I haven't played the fucking game. I just absolutely despised Shenmue and even the merest whiff of its rancid nature sends me running far, far away from the potential source.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 11:27:54 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius
Phantom Dust > anything you like

I agree wholeheartedly! :hyper
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2006, 01:39:31 AM
They ARE outta ignorance; I haven't played the fucking game. I just absolutely despised Shenmue and even the merest whiff of its rancid nature sends me running far, far away from the potential source.

Dude. Give the game a try. It's a more approachable (and action packed) take on Shenmue's core principles. You could end up liking it. A lot of people who HATE Shenmue LOVE Yakuza.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: TVC15 on September 30, 2006, 01:51:42 AM
I hate Shenmue and Yakuza is going to be one of my favorite games this year.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 01:53:37 AM
I shall give it a try but if ANY Sega fanservice rears its horrible, horrible head I shall be in a fit.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: TVC15 on September 30, 2006, 02:15:49 AM
I shall give it a try but if ANY Sega fanservice rears its horrible, horrible head I shall be in a fit.

There's the Sega store of course, but that's about it.  The real big complaint in the game is the load times. 
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 06:07:05 AM
And the battles and the clunky fighting
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 08:08:50 AM
I shall give it a try but if ANY Sega fanservice rears its horrible, horrible head I shall be in a fit.

I hate Shenmue and hate Yakuza.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 09:31:39 AM
I decided to keep Yakuza for now, hopefully I can finish it by Monday.

I'm so wishy-washy. But I don't like keeping games unfinished. Maybe this game will get better. I doubt it.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2006, 09:40:33 AM
Yakuza's fighting gets better and better. Demi just sucks.  :-*

Scout out Sotaro  Komaki after the battle arena and he'll train you. You will get counter attacks, parries;etc.

Makes the fighting more 3rd dimension and strategic.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 09:49:32 AM
I'm not scouting out anyone, side-quests annoy me beyond reason. The single combo the game gives you has worked this far.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2006, 10:00:03 AM
You don't have to scout him. He's in purgatory and near your hideout when you move there...
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 03:36:41 PM
Chapter 7: Still not very interesting, wearing down Square button
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2006, 04:20:23 PM
How are you going to say the game isn't interesting when  you aren't going out of your way to make it?

Chapter 9 bitch. OMFG. :o :hyper
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 04:30:04 PM
Why do I have to [make] the game interesting? Isn't that the job of the developers and designers?
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2006, 04:35:48 PM
It's the type of game where you go exploring and adventuring. If you are not doing this then you aren't playing the game in it's entirety.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on October 01, 2006, 06:22:59 AM
Chapter 10: Easily the most overhyped turd I've seen on GAF
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on October 01, 2006, 11:49:19 AM
Beat it, pile of shit confirmed.
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: demi on October 01, 2006, 06:12:54 PM
bump, horrible game
Title: Re: Yakuza: Easily the worst game I have played. At least for this year.
Post by: Bacon on October 01, 2006, 07:17:31 PM
I was going to buy this game, but not anymore.

Guess I will start Baten Kaitos when I get the chance.