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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:48:40 PM

Title: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:48:40 PM
Sapiens should totally come over here and draw a picture of most of you.  >:(

If you guys want to attract more posters, I would suggest:




just a thought. also, how do i change my avatar in this bullshit message board? ric romero is at the ready!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: demi on September 29, 2006, 09:50:06 PM
You can't, since Willco & Co. are horrible forum administrators and can't fix their problems. The only thing Willco knows how to use is the Ban button, whoda thunk.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 29, 2006, 09:50:27 PM
You assume we *want* run-off from OA...
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:51:04 PM
Oh, look, self-satisfied kickboxing virgin from GAf, only two responses in! Right on.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 29, 2006, 09:51:47 PM
Uh, you need -something-.  Besides, the OA runoff you are getting is mostly cream of the crop, so what's your problem?  Not enough pedo anime avatars?
Soooooo sorry.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:52:44 PM
Cyanista:

What??
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Vizzys on September 29, 2006, 09:53:05 PM
Cloudwalking is the only one able to fix the avatars I believe, and she apologized for being to busy to do it atm.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 29, 2006, 09:53:40 PM
What do I say if I don't give a shit?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:54:05 PM
Oh. Good looking out, Viz. I apologize for screaming on your earlier.  :-[

Creole: nothing, unless you're trying to increase post count? +1, whore.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 29, 2006, 09:55:06 PM
Oh. Good looking out, Viz. I apologize for screaming on your earlier.  :-[

Creole: nothing, unless you're trying to increase post count? +1, whore.
+1 post count
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 29, 2006, 09:55:48 PM
Cyanista:

What??

I wasn't talking to you, jesus.  The world does not revolve around you, sir.  I was giving "Boogie" a hard time for being a GA refugee hating on OA.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 29, 2006, 09:56:34 PM
+1 post count
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 29, 2006, 09:58:03 PM
Oops, triple post.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:58:39 PM
I wasn't talking to you, jesus.  The world does not revolve around you, sir.  I was giving "Boogie" a hard time for being a GA refugee hating on OA.


well, that's what i was asking! and thank you so much for the clarification!  >:(

cajole: make it happen, baby
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 09:58:59 PM
I am totally fuckin' self-satisfied. I'm going to satisfy myself right now by smearing yogurt on my cock and imagining Corny in a ball gag and lederhosen. :-*

Opa-Ages is packed to its fuckin' rotten gills with self-loathing teenboys and the Bo Gritz types of the console wars. It's eminently dissable, and it has worse moderation than here!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 09:59:48 PM
also, we need to see who is in the thread when people are looking at it. that is a wonderful piece of technology, right there

doug: the ironic homoerotic thing only really works with my RL friends, when you do it it's creepy  :-X
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 10:00:23 PM
This isn't about YOU, Corny, like the lady said.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:03:31 PM
Opa-Ages is packed to its fuckin' rotten gills with self-loathing teenboys and the Bo Gritz types of the console wars. It's eminently dissable, and it has worse moderation than here!


okay, I don't get the reference first of all and how can zero moderation be worse than getting a 24 for hour "L" for being too uppity? yessah! Deeahblows bes a good niggah!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 29, 2006, 10:03:39 PM
I am totally fuckin' self-satisfied. I'm going to satisfy myself right now by smearing yogurt on my cock and imagining Corny in a ball gag and lederhosen. :-*

Opa-Ages is packed to its fuckin' rotten gills with self-loathing teenboys and the Bo Gritz types of the console wars. It's eminently dissable, and it has worse moderation than here!

At least the bad moderation on OA is random and annoying, creating MORE to bitch about. . .as opposed to pussified.  Seriously, what group of GAffers can't handle a little pooh on tigger backdoor action?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:05:04 PM
Seriously, what group of GAffers can't handle a little pooh on tigger backdoor action?

is that a reference to Sapiens pic of Melissa vs. the boys of Game|Life, or should I take it more literally?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 10:05:54 PM
Last I checked, Opa-Ages has loads of threads being moved, and Hans/SuicideMW banning for personality conflicts. I bet we've banned less folks in the rather tepid weeks of our existence than OAS did in the same time frame!

How come you pussies can't handle a little bad moderation? :o
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Error Macro on September 29, 2006, 10:07:08 PM
Saint C is dope like the powder they sell

in the city near the river that you know so well
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:08:52 PM
Last I checked, Opa-Ages has loads of threads being moved, and Hans/SuicideMW banning for personality conflicts. I bet we've banned less folks in the rather tepid weeks of our existence than OAS did in the same time frame!

Do you know how long it's been that Suicide has been a mod? And with Hans, it's like dealing with the CPU in Tron - you take your chances, but most of the time you're in spandex on light cycles. I think

How come you pussies can't handle a little bad moderation? :o

because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:09:44 PM
Saint C is dope like the powder they sell

in the city near the river that you know so well


i don't know.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 29, 2006, 10:10:59 PM
Seriously, what group of GAffers can't handle a little pooh on tigger backdoor action?

is that a reference to Sapiens pic of Melissa vs. the boys of Game|Life, or should I take it more literally?
Oh, it's literal. I posted pooh giving it to tigger prison style and it got deleted.  I think I even got some sort of verbal dressing-down.  Nearly turned me off to the whole place! 
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 10:12:01 PM
oh, word? you're a furrie? tsc.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 10:14:34 PM
because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

Yeah, and I plan to step up the elitist bullshit, because it's thrice as effective as the blubbery martyrdom employed so effectively by the OTHER set of GAF refugees. Ain't nothing wrong with calling me or anyone a taco, as long as you can do it without sounding like such a goddamn baby. We're cool with the hate; just don't show your belly in the process like Diablos did, or the big dogs you so love to fear and hate will take their turn. Shitting your pants leaves a stink I reckon we don't need to abide.

"bububububububu," you squeal, "you think you're such an internet badass! GOOD OL' BOYS!"

All I gotta say to that is: :-*

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 29, 2006, 10:14:44 PM
Oh, yeah.  I imagine myself as some sort of pony creature every time I start feeling romantic.


Har har.  The thread title was "come in here to have your childhood memories ruined". I was just trying to contribute.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 29, 2006, 10:20:36 PM
I'm pretty sure I've called Drinky a cigarillo. His game choice is akin to that of a 10-year-old.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 10:21:30 PM
Cyanista, I'm sure the mods thought it was funny and woulda let it slide if other folks of the OAS mindset woulda honored the spirit of the thread instead of taking our permissiveness in that case as license to spam furry porn and not just toe the line but punt it clear into goatse country.

You're an adult, and adults know how to keep terrible taste in hilarious context. The Opa-Ages kiddy contingent does NOT. We aren't bastions of consistency to be certain, but a few rules keep this place marginally work-safe.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 10:21:45 PM
POKEYMANS :-[
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 29, 2006, 10:25:01 PM
I'm self-satisfying myself right now

:-*
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 10:37:05 PM
You're an adult, and adults know how to keep terrible taste in hilarious context. The Opa-Ages kiddy contingent does NOT. We aren't bastions of consistency to be certain, but a few rules keep this place marginally work-safe.
QFT
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Vizzys on September 29, 2006, 10:46:34 PM
SC I must know, why do you care about forum drama?

I see no reason to care. Explain.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 10:50:56 PM
hay guyz whuts goin on?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Mupepe on September 29, 2006, 11:00:55 PM
I like to fuck  :D
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 29, 2006, 11:02:47 PM
Oh, look, self-satisfied kickboxing virgin from GAf, only two responses in! Right on.

gee, that wasn't predictable at all.  ::)

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2006, 11:03:26 PM
I am the forum whore. Everyone's had their juices on me. :hyper

(http://ignatz.brinkster.net/hosted/heman_nooo.gif)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:09:58 PM
QFT

this is horrible. first of all, don't be a little bitch b/c you couldn't hack it at OA, ya fuckin' toad lookin' froot. second: try to actually have something of substance to say other than riding someone's coattails, which is all "qft" is

SC I must know, why do you care about forum drama?

I see no reason to care. Explain.

have you ever heard of the expression "different strokes for different folks"?

besides, it's better than a bunch of dodes slapping each other on the bottom and Willco wondering what's going to happen when he meets his first girlfriends' parents for the first time.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:10:30 PM
gee, that wasn't predictable at all.  ::)

next time, you'll get it in one!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: dunce cap on September 29, 2006, 11:12:04 PM
because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

Yeah, and I plan to step up the elitist bullshit, because it's thrice as effective as the blubbery martyrdom employed so effectively by the OTHER set of GAF refugees. Ain't nothing wrong with calling me or anyone a taco, as long as you can do it without sounding like such a goddamn baby. We're cool with the hate; just don't show your belly in the process like Diablos did, or the big dogs you so love to fear and hate will take their turn. Shitting your pants leaves a stink I reckon we don't need to abide.

"bububububububu," you squeal, "you think you're such an internet badass! GOOD OL' BOYS!"

All I gotta say to that is: :-*



Ohh...Drinky took shit on you saint..in a big way...What are you going to do ???!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:16:39 PM
Ohh...Drinky took shit on you saint..in a big way...What are you going to do ???!


Well, I was going to ride his dick for a spell, but it looks like you're not getting off of it anytime soon so I guess I'll just have to think of something!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 29, 2006, 11:17:40 PM
hay guyz whuts goin on?
I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:18:54 PM
I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.


neither of us are giving that boner to our old ladies though
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 29, 2006, 11:19:24 PM
SC, since you're here...

Can I smoke your pole?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 11:20:15 PM
QFT
this is horrible. first of all, don't be a little bitch b/c you couldn't hack it at OA, ya fuckin' toad lookin' froot. second: try to actually have something of substance to say other than riding someone's coattails, which is all "qft" is
See, I was fucking joking.  So obvious and yet you in all your caffiene-drowned monologue did not notice it.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 29, 2006, 11:22:23 PM
I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.


neither of us are giving that boner to our old ladies though
Every time I read one of your posts it's just like incredible to me that you act this way at the age of 33.  It's like almost astounding that you've reached that age and are so incredibly immature.  You're like that 12 year old kid who just came online and feels like being a dick to everyone in his own little way.  Someone says something to you like "Man he's fucked up" and you just turn it around "HAHAHAHA NOT AS FUCKED UP AS YOUR MOM!"

Ok saint!  you're the MAN!!!!......................................
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:23:44 PM
See, I was fucking joking.  So obvious and yet you in all your caffiene-drowned monologue did not notice it.

It's more ganja fueled than anything else.

Can I smoke your pole?

No.

*waychel-esque hand-wringing*

yeah yeah yeah, Prost, whatever.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 29, 2006, 11:24:40 PM
K yeah you win!  I'm off for the night to do something else.  Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.... god damn man you're so fucking childish and annoying.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 29, 2006, 11:25:34 PM
 :( :( :(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Catz on September 29, 2006, 11:26:20 PM
avatars would be nice  :(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 11:27:03 PM
It's more ganja fueled than anything else.
Okay then.  And I agree on your points about the forum, but OA is a lot more black and white.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: dunce cap on September 29, 2006, 11:27:46 PM
but it looks like you're not getting off of it anytime soon so I guess I'll just have to think of something!
until you do..you're
Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:29:30 PM
Cyanista, is dunce cap an example of that "cream of the crop" you were referring to?  ???

..but OA is a lot more black and white.

I don't get it?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: dunce cap on September 29, 2006, 11:31:32 PM
Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch Drinky's Bitch
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 11:33:02 PM
..but OA is a lot more black and white.
I don't get it?
spam vs. creativity

I'm not a very mature person so I get annoyed easily by that.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 29, 2006, 11:34:10 PM
K yeah you win!  I'm off for the night to do something else.  Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.... god damn man you're so fucking childish and annoying.

wait, he hasn't yet yawned and said "whatever, you're boring" yet!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Mondain on September 29, 2006, 11:35:14 PM
I don't know I think corny got a boner or something.


neither of us are giving that boner to our old ladies though
Every time I read one of your posts it's just like incredible to me that you act this way at the age of 33.  It's like almost astounding that you've reached that age and are so incredibly immature.  You're like that 12 year old kid who just came online and feels like being a dick to everyone in his own little way.  Someone says something to you like "Man he's fucked up" and you just turn it around "HAHAHAHA NOT AS FUCKED UP AS YOUR MOM!"

Ok saint!  you're the MAN!!!!......................................

but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2006, 11:35:30 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/Snapit4fun/652SnapBB7.jpg)

Look how sexy my avatar is ...
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 11:36:05 PM
avatars would be nice  :(

I think I'd have to upgrade the entire forum, something I don't feel comfortable doing solo at the moment.  It is a priority, I swear!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:37:23 PM
spam vs. creativity

I'm not a very mature person so I get annoyed easily by that.


dealing with the minutia of Willco's relationship is worse than the worst, emoticon abusing, console worshipping idiots at OA

or Willco not knowing how to do shit in the fucking forum. rtfm?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:38:33 PM
wait, he hasn't yet yawned and said "whatever, you're boring" yet!

some things aren't worth saying. you're tedious, sure, but Prost isn't even really worth anything more than the original brush off. and even that is barely worth the effort to type it out
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 11:41:19 PM
dealing with the minutia of Willco's relationship is worse than the worst, emoticon abusing, console worshipping idiots at OA
or Willco not knowing how to do shit in the fucking forum. rtfm?
racism's cute when it's real and dealing with another person.  We don't have fanboys at the START, and that's all this forum was really created for.

We have LOW expectations.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 11:42:17 PM
Prost isn't worth it, but I am!  Take that middle America!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2006, 11:43:15 PM
Hi, I'm Saint Corny ... I hate self-important, arrogant assholes. Now watch me post 40 messages of self-important, condescending posts.


Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Catz on September 29, 2006, 11:43:47 PM
Hey, there's a new logo:

Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 11:44:14 PM
Hey, there's a new logo:

Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.

:lol

THANKS CATZ
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:44:34 PM
Hi, I'm Saint Corny ... I hate self-important, arrogant assholes. Now watch me post 40 messages of self-important, condescending posts.


Three forums deep and still boring as fuck, Angsty Adam? Seems so.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Catz on September 29, 2006, 11:46:05 PM
Hey, there's a new logo:

Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.

:lol

THANKS CATZ

 :D
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 29, 2006, 11:46:33 PM
Jesus Titty Fucking Christ this thread blew up.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 29, 2006, 11:46:47 PM
Hi, I'm Saint Corny ... I hate self-important, arrogant assholes. Now watch me post 40 messages of self-important, condescending posts.


Three forums deep and still boring as fuck, Angsty Adam? Seems so.

It's impossible for me to be boring.

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 11:47:21 PM
Hey, there's a new logo:
Evilbore.com
We have LOW expectations.
that's cute.  then put a dash with my name next to it.
It's impossible for me to be boring.
Amuse me.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:47:49 PM
It's impossible for me to be boring.


Oh, it's very fucking possible.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2006, 11:48:35 PM
Wow.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 11:49:06 PM
See, that's the thing about me and Corny: we're the same. We're like brothers. Maybe even TWINS in that Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny Devito kinda way. He's the good brother; he cares in his special way, lighting his flames like a Bic lighter held aloft in a vigil for those poor, lesser fucks what suffered at the hands of the detestable GAF. On the other hand, I'm the prodigal brother; all exploitative and nasty, kissing GAF mod ass and then turning heel just because I think it's all just a fuckin' joke. Where did I go wrong, Corny? Where did I lose my way? TEACH ME, BROTHER.

:-*
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: brawndolicious on September 29, 2006, 11:50:33 PM
See, that's the thing about me and Corny: we're the same. We're like brothers. Maybe even TWINS in that Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny Devito kinda way. He's the good brother; he cares in his special way, lighting his flames like a Bic lighter held aloft in a vigil for those poor, lesser fucks what suffered at the hands of the detestable GAF. On the other hand, I'm the prodigal brother; all exploitative and nasty, kissing GAF mod ass and then turning heel just because I think it's all just a fuckin' joke. Where did I go wrong, Corny? Where did I lose my way? TEACH ME, BROTHER.
:-*
You kiss e-ass?  This is why I don't get drunk.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Himu on September 29, 2006, 11:50:39 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2006, 11:51:02 PM
Hi Cornelious! :-*

Hey want me to suck your big cock? You know you love it when I stick my tongue down your cockhole, and watch you shiver. Ohh, makes me want to suck it till you cum in my face. It's Christmas, so give me a Santa cum beard please daddy?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 11:52:02 PM
I don't think PhoenixDark was sarcastc.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:52:19 PM
Don't you find the sycophants to be quite boring, Doug?

Phoenix Dork spelled my name wrong.  :'(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 11:53:02 PM
PhoenixDark is incapable of sarcasm.

He also killed my internet erection. :(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 29, 2006, 11:55:19 PM
PhoenixDark is incapable of sarcasm.

He also killed my internet erection. :(

So you admit your gay for Saint Cornhole?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:56:16 PM
I think he's not only admitted that in the past, much to my horror, but he's also mastered basic english. "Your" not quite there yet, Phoenix Dork.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 29, 2006, 11:56:24 PM
When have I ever had legitimate sycophants? Do you know how this game is played, dode? They'll praise me just to pick sides against someone they have an REAL feud with. It's kinda like the console wars, where one distinguished mentally-challenged fellow will hate a great game like Okami just to piss off the dude who vocally preferred it over Yakuza -- and vice versa. I'm just a fuckin' Shenmue in the big ol' game of nerd versus nerd.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 11:57:23 PM
But morphix says Okami sucks and Yakuza rocks!  I don't know who to trust anymore!  Stop this planet, I want off!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 29, 2006, 11:58:09 PM
When have I ever had legitimate sycophants? Do you know how this game is played, dode? They'll praise me just to pick sides against someone they have an REAL feud with. It's kinda like the console wars, where one distinguished mentally-challenged fellow will hate a great game like Okami just to piss off the dude who vocally preferred it over Yakuza -- and vice versa. I'm just a fuckin' Shenmue in the big ol' game of nerd versus nerd.


in this thread, you've got himuro and dunce cap riding your dick like it's the morning bus to work. what is that about?

also, is there a way I can mute Willco? Already annoying as fuck.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 29, 2006, 11:58:48 PM
Nope!  That sounds like a Diablos request!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Catz on September 30, 2006, 12:00:28 AM
When have I ever had legitimate sycophants? Do you know how this game is played, dode? They'll praise me just to pick sides against someone they have an REAL feud with. It's kinda like the console wars, where one distinguished mentally-challenged fellow will hate a great game like Okami just to piss off the dude who vocally preferred it over Yakuza -- and vice versa. I'm just a fuckin' Shenmue in the big ol' game of nerd versus nerd.

(http://cdbaby.name/l/f/lfs.jpg)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:00:48 AM
Oh, musn't get into Diablos territory, shall we, massa? *shuffles away singing "mammy"*
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 12:01:17 AM
he just tries so hard....
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:04:05 AM
what the fuck, man, are you color commentary?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 12:04:42 AM
This reeks of "hey look I'm big and bad...one the internet" greatness
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: etiolate on September 30, 2006, 12:05:35 AM
Saint C I have always wondered why you're so overly sensitive.  I don't get it.  Explain?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:06:05 AM
Jesus, dode, don't be obtuse. It's about encouraging me to score more points against you, the person they are currently pissed off at, or at least making sure the points stick. They're picking sides. Tomorrow, when I bag on the Wii or call Yakuza a piece of shit or do whatever it is I do because fuck this is the internet they'll roll their piggy little virtual eyes and say "LOL DRINKY HE HASN'T BEEN FUNNY IN YEARS". And I'll just keep on keepin' on, passengers on the ol' dicktrain or nay.


Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 12:07:38 AM
How come you pussies can't handle a little bad moderation? :o

Quote
because it's the same boys club elite bullshit that you guys carried on with at GAf for centuries, and if you really want to take this message board shit somewhere, you're going to have to let that shit go and let people call you a faggit from time to time

lolz got it covered ;)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:08:28 AM
This reeks of "hey look I'm big and bad...one the internet" greatness


Yeah, it positively reeks of that. And your posts reek of someone trying waaaay too hard.

You should be happy that I'm giving you something else to talk about other than Willco's parental adventures and what games MAF and Doug are playing this week.

Saint C I have always wondered why you're so overly sensitive.  I don't get it.  Explain?

itchy asshole? i don't know.

Jesus, dode, don't be obtuse. It's about encouraging me to score more points against you, the person they are currently pissed off at, or at least making sure the points stick. They're picking sides. Tomorrow, when I bag on the Wii or call Yakuza a piece of shit or do whatever it is I do because fuck this is the internet they'll roll their piggy little virtual eyes and say "LOL DRINKY HE HASN'T BEEN FUNNY IN YEARS". And I'll just keep on keepin' on.

eh, they just want to get in good with you so when the ban stick starts getting swung around, you'll get a twinkle of recognition in your eyes before they get hit with it
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 12:08:36 AM
Drinky is annoying, but at least he's funny about it. And consistantly so.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 12:09:48 AM
what the fuck, man, are you color commentary?

yes, yes I am.  That's why I have three posts in three pages.

oops, four.

(psst, I think you're ahead of me though)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 12:09:55 AM
Drinky is annoying, but at least he's funny about it. And consistantly so.

You should took a page from his book.... ;)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:10:26 AM
I'm not a mod, dude. Fuck, MAF and Willco give me zero say in moderation, because I'm completely capricious about it. I'll ban folks just to hear the squeaks they make. I'm an asshole!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 12:13:01 AM
Drinky is annoying, but at least he's funny about it. And consistantly so.

You should took a page from his book.... ;)

My funny-ness died when Stallion left us like the welfare queen he is
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 12:14:44 AM

My funny-ness died when Stallion left us like the welfare queen he is

Heh. I LOL'ed. Nice work.

:-*
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:15:35 AM
lolz got it covered ;)

ROLF
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 12:17:01 AM
lolz got it covered ;)

ROLF

Rolling on a Laughing Floor?











































Faggit. :P
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:19:50 AM
"ROLF" just sounds funnier to me.  :-* anyways, i lol'd
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 02:00:02 AM
Cyanista, is dunce cap an example of that "cream of the crop" you were referring to?  ???

..but OA is a lot more black and white.

I don't get it?

I don't know, who is Dunce Cap?!  Take a look at the crop, man.  You don't have to be -that- creamy to qualify.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 02:23:55 AM
but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

I just wish I had your sense and understanding.  You really seem to have things right.  God how was I ever wrong to question you?

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=72473
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 02:26:06 AM


but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

once again, Jotaro, I'm starting to believe you're on some fantastic drugs :P
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 02:29:09 AM


but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

once again, Jotaro, I'm starting to believe you're on some fantastic drugs :P
Yeah seriously, when the guy says this shit:

"How is rape any worse than someone holding you down for 10mins? How much can you punish someone for it? Isn't it like punishing someone for forcefully feeding you a very delicious meal when you didn't want to?"

There's some serious shit going on.  Snorting all sorts of shit prob.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Christopher on September 30, 2006, 02:30:10 AM
  • only ban for that horrible shit, like gay porn, spam, vomit porn, overzealous abuse of the "n" word, and Lemurs
  • never, ever ban for disagreeing

!

I agree with this shit 100%.  Wasn't one of the reasons this board was created was because of the fucking moderation at GA?  And yet you moderate people for bickering with MAF?  If that were the case than MAF shouldn't have continued to rub it on/start with Diablos.

Don't fucking ban people for arguements, that shit is lame, esp when MAF is a moderator as well.

like said banning should ONLY happen when shit like gay porn and someone abusing someone harmfully through terms like n***** and what not.

stop being so quick to press the ban button, that's the shit the people come here to avoid.  As long as the bickering is in good fun...as MAFs and Diabloses were than wtf?  [/list]
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 02:35:57 AM
yeah, seriously though, MAF being a moderator on an internet discussion board is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas...except for bringing dinosaurs off of an island and to the mainland, or some such shit.... ;)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: dunce cap on September 30, 2006, 02:43:35 AM
in this thread, you've got himuro and dunce cap riding your dick like it's the morning bus to work. what is that about

What is it with you and dicks? BTW, you could've fought back, but clearly you prefer being Drinky's Bitch.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 30, 2006, 02:44:39 AM
I'm only going to go over this once, because we've got protocols in place for people wanting to voice their concerns about moderation, and this topic ain't it.

No, it was not in good fun.  Diablos lost a gasket, as evident by his post-banning tantrum, and no, I don't feel like watching three pages of Diablos calling MAF a loser, an asshole, a pathetic loser, etc.  MAF, at worst, mocked Diablos for failing to live up to his threat of quitting the forum, but he never repeatedly insulted Diablos personally.  MAF was also vocal in letting Diablos in here, and I've got nothing against the guy (he's more than welcome to post), but I think he needs to let shit go.

We ban for breaking the ToS, the 24 ban was well within that.  And considering we've banned a total of four members since this forum's creation (this being the first ban I've doled out since the forum's creation), two of which for legitimately heinous shit, I think you're just being a prima donna, Christopher.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Christopher on September 30, 2006, 02:45:43 AM
 :-*
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 02:52:01 AM
I'm only going to go over this once, because we've got protocols in place for people wanting to voice their concerns about moderation, and this topic ain't it.

No, it was not in good fun.  Diablos lost a gasket, as evident by his post-banning tantrum, and no, I don't feel like watching three pages of Diablos calling MAF a loser, an asshole, a pathetic loser, etc.  MAF, at worst, mocked Diablos for failing to live up to his threat of quitting the forum, but he never repeatedly insulted Diablos personally.  MAF was also vocal in letting Diablos in here, and I've got nothing against the guy (he's more than welcome to post), but I think he needs to let shit go.

We ban for breaking the ToS, the 24 ban was well within that.  And considering we've banned a total of four members since this forum's creation (this being the first ban I've doled out since the forum's creation), two of which for legitimately heinous shit, I think you're just being a prima donna, Christopher.

Maybe Chris is a prima donna, but as for me, I don't think quoting The Lost World merits a serious response, Willco :P :D
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 30, 2006, 02:53:29 AM
No, that merits an XTREME ass kicking, which is far more violent and cooler than a regular one.  I'll bust you up like Dr. Boll on Lowtax!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 02:55:36 AM
Bring it!

(http://www.bjj.ca/newgallery/albums/album12/DSCN5673_crop.sized.jpg)

(I really need to go to bed  :-\)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 30, 2006, 02:56:10 AM
That kid on the left will be you.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 02:57:44 AM
That kid on the left will be you.

well....in that case.....

(http://www.bjj.ca/newgallery/albums/album12/DSCN5687_crop.sized.jpg)

 :lol
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 30, 2006, 02:58:37 AM
You're still the dude on the left - sorry.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 03:00:06 AM
bummer, I just can't win, can I?   :'(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 30, 2006, 03:19:50 AM
but there's actually some GREAT humor within that, it's what you don't seem to understand, that's why it _looks_ like someone much younger than his age, when the man actually produces some great zingers

Jesus, is there an OA cock you WON'T suck?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 30, 2006, 03:33:42 AM

Diablos always has to get the last word. You could post a picture of a slice of pizza in an argument and you would get some retort pulled from his ass in another attempt to get that last word and sound like a fucking genius. He will create threads, and if things dont go his way, post his last word then lock them.

He insults the forum, which is fine, honestly, who doesn't? In a day Saint has become a regular, but then diablos, in all his melodramatics, exclaims that he is going to leave, demands his account gets deleted *somehow* and proceeds to assail the modship through private message about how they 'used to be cool and now we are idiots'. THEN not 20 minutes later he comes back and pretends nothing happened.

That is EMBARASSING. I am embarassed FOR him. I watch him do this shit and its just SHAME. I ban him because I am DISGUSTED to read his posts because in TWENTY YEARS he has not managed to figure out what its like to be a fucking GROWN UP.

If anything I am giving him FREE THERAPY by moderating his ass.

I know its nifty to have a martyr, its neat and it takes up a boring saturday, but I think it would be in everyones best interest to find one that doesn't shit his pants every time he drops his sippy cup on the forums carpet.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 04:47:53 AM
Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on. OA is comparable to Rotten.com at this point in time. Mondain and Metric have to be the biggest POS's I've ever witnessed on an internet forum. I read a linkon OA from mondain, a sorry piece of shit fuck, about how rape isn't wrong. Then a post later, someone with an avatar with a naked girl with blood all over her, and a broomstick stuck in her is posted. The board is sick, and some OA'ers need serious mental help, no joke.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: demi on September 30, 2006, 11:37:22 AM
I'll fix avatars, give me access to FTP.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 11:47:35 AM
HAY GUYS WTF IS THIS THREAD
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:09:48 PM
Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on.


I think if you can't fucking spell "comes" correctly, you need a remedial course in "how to survive on the intarwebs". Lesson one: don't talk shit about other forums you're too scared to go in. Lesson two: don't be a fucking dummy, learn to spell words correctly
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 12:16:59 PM
Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on.


I think if you can't fucking spell "comes" correctly, you need a remedial course in "how to survive on the intarwebs". Lesson one: don't talk shit about other forums you're too scared to go in. Lesson two: don't be a fucking dummy, learn to spell words correctly
What a great zinger!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:17:10 PM
Lesson three:  don't use colloguialisms if you don't understand them.  Banned spot on is distinguished mentally-challenged.  Spot on means accurate.  You want Opa Agers banned accurately?

No, you want them banned "on the spot". 
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:19:41 PM
Lesson 4: it's "colloquialisms," and FUCK OFF SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS.

:hyper
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:20:31 PM
Lesson 4: it's "colloquialisms," and FUCK OFF SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS.

:hyper


 :-[
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 12:21:05 PM
disestablishmentarianism
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:23:53 PM
ANTIdiestablishmentarianism

I win, you hafta play Okami
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 12:25:11 PM
SHIT!! ok :(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:25:33 PM
Lesson 4: it's "colloquialisms," and FUCK OFF SPELLING/GRAMMAR NAZIS.


i find spelling/grammar nazis much less distasteful than soft idiots squeeling "bubububu Opa Ages! Ban them all, let MAF sort 'em out" or whatever. and fuckin' a, if you're going to come with it on the intarwebs, at least take the time to make sure your shit is spelled properly. unless you're texting your girlfriends in which case anything goes

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:26:25 PM
Hey, feggits.  I can spell colloquialisms.  I just switched the "q" for a "g".  It's the fucking weekend, and I think we all know what that means.




. . omg this post promoted me to member.  I never made it that far at GA without being banned.

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:28:30 PM
Saint, can't we hate them both? (it's "squealing", by the way :-[)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:29:37 PM
"squeeling" is my take on things. it's a coll... colle... ah fuck it

Hey, feggits.  I can spell colloquialisms.  I just switched the "q" for a "g".  It's the fucking weekend, and I think we all know what that means.

you're already sauced? i don't get it.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 12:31:45 PM
BUTT I HAT OPA AGES ITS SO BAD WITH THE MISSSPELINGS AND PICTOORS
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:32:30 PM
Dork... you're trying too hard, now
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:33:44 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk.  But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:38:28 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk.  But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Ohhhh jesus, stay away from the booze then - you might somehow set the intarwebs aflame with such intense anger.

I used to go over to fat chicks' houses for blunts on the weekends; now I just keep a stash in the humidor at home
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:39:39 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk.  But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Ohhhh jesus, stay away from the booze then - you might somehow set the intarwebs aflame with such intense anger.

I used to go over to fat chicks' houses for blunts on the weekends; now I just keep a stash in the humidor at home

You're pretty cool now, ain't ya?  You're still just a junior member, though.  Tsc tsc.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:40:49 PM
 :'(

what is it again, down the road or across the street?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 12:41:32 PM
See, if you hadn't thrown such a bitch fit about having a custom title you'd be in a better position right now.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:42:32 PM
a little jim beam in the ol' coffee never hurt anyone on such a spry saturday morning
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:47:25 PM
I keep trying to type a response, but the tears I've been crying due to Cyanista's meanness are making the keys all slippery
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:48:36 PM
mail her a ziploc baggie filled with your jizzum; it works when me and willco are on the rocks
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 12:49:23 PM
 :D
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:50:12 PM
mail her a ziploc baggie filled with your jizzum; it works when me and willco are on the rocks

he's probably impregnating Crystal with your seed at this very moment.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:52:43 PM
well, i'm gonna go whack off now :hyper
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 12:56:25 PM
well, i'm gonna go whack off now :hyper


You and Willco are on the rocks?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 01:04:38 PM
Dude. . a ziploc baggie?  He probably has to save up for awhile and fill one gradually knowing that, inevitably, he will be on the rocks with Willco.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 01:07:44 PM
We're ALWAYS on the rocks. Motherfucker loves the Wii and hates Okami, and thinks the Spider-Man movies are actually, whassatword, good.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 01:10:40 PM
Your kid is gonna want a Wii, Doug.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 01:14:18 PM
 :gloomy
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 01:16:35 PM
It's okay - there's going to be plenty of people to play online with, if Ninty gets their online shiz together. And they've been passable with the DS online stuff, so maybe?

Don't hate, assimilate.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 01:19:02 PM
Hey, she fuckin' adores Ridge Racer 6, so maybe there's hope. On the other hand, following that Ridge Racer love to its unnatural online conclusion could lead her to encountering isamu, and I wouldn't wish that on you, much less my own offspring.

:gloomy
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 02:04:51 PM
Opa Ages is a piece of shit, I think mostly anyone from over there coems here, needs to be banned spot on.


I think if you can't fucking spell "comes" correctly, you need a remedial course in "how to survive on the intarwebs". Lesson one: don't talk shit about other forums you're too scared to go in. Lesson two: don't be a fucking dummy, learn to spell words correctly

Wow you told me! Maybe its a typo fuckwadd. Maybe I haven't achieved the level of you in terms of internet board flaming. Want a ribbon?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 02:06:11 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk.  But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.

Ohhhh jesus, stay away from the booze then - you might somehow set the intarwebs aflame with such intense anger.

I used to go over to fat chicks' houses for blunts on the weekends; now I just keep a stash in the humidor at home

OMG intrawebs isn't the name for it! Get a dictionary idiot. Learn how to spell fool. Blah blah blah.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 02:29:20 PM
STFU, Hollywood
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 02:31:18 PM
Make me.  ::)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 02:37:10 PM
It's "fuckwad", one dee, and you're an idiot.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 02:38:50 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Christopher on September 30, 2006, 03:02:00 PM
Hollywood is awesome guys.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 03:53:26 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk.  But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.
Do these girls have tattoos and wear a lot of black clothing?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Hollywood on September 30, 2006, 04:39:09 PM
It's "fuckwad", one dee, and you're an idiot.

It's "D", not dee, and you are an idiot. Dee is the name of your 350 pound black sugar daddy.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Cyanista on September 30, 2006, 04:47:03 PM
I don't even get sauced - I'm a really mean drunk.  But sometimes on the weekends fat chicks show up at my pad before noon with blunts.
Do these girls have tattoos and wear a lot of black clothing?

No. Do you have a point?  She actually has no tattoos or piercings and was wearing a green and orange striped polo. . .since you are SO curious.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 04:49:40 PM
I think I can speak for everyone when I thank you for completing the description, Cyanista.

It was mean of you to say she was fat though, because fat + green & orange stripes? not really appealing to my boner.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 08:56:21 PM
Cyanista, bitter much? ::)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Shuri on September 30, 2006, 10:31:13 PM
lock
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on September 30, 2006, 10:42:44 PM
eat my scat, twat
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 11:31:46 PM
yeah, this thread is better than that one with the rich-ass college kid angsting over a fifteen-year-old pal with better abs and a better sex life
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 11:33:39 PM
yeah, this thread is better than that one with the rich-ass college kid angsting over a fifteen-year-old pal with better abs and a better sex life

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1210.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=1210.0) but with less homoerotic subtext :-*
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Chewbacca on October 01, 2006, 01:20:41 AM
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Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Melissa on October 01, 2006, 01:39:48 AM
is that a reference to Sapiens pic of Melissa vs. the boys of Game|Life
Actually, "Game|Life" is Wired Magazines video game section (which we bumped to #2 for "gamelife" on Google last month) - our show is GameLife. :arr
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 01, 2006, 01:52:35 AM
Shut the fuck up, Melissa.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Vania on October 01, 2006, 02:02:39 AM
jesus motherfucking asswipe christ. you guys are acting like gaf.
stop being feggits and have fun, dont fucking ban people for nothing serious.

bunch of feggits eb is it seems.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Christopher on October 01, 2006, 08:19:51 AM
yeah, this thread is better than that one with the rich-ass college kid angsting over a fifteen-year-old pal with better abs and a better sex life

Whatever dude I like to talk about what's bothering me, and that shit rubbed me the wrong way in so many ways.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 01, 2006, 09:25:30 AM
ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on October 01, 2006, 09:29:18 AM
ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that
You got drunk..by yourself...in front of your computer?

wai to go!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 01, 2006, 09:32:01 AM
I went out and got drunk, and when I came home I got on the computer for a while before I fell asleep, so

TROLL DENIED
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on October 01, 2006, 09:33:39 AM
I went out and got drunk, and when I came home I got on the computer for a while before I fell asleep, so

TROLL DENIED

:(

I'll get you later  ;)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2006, 12:25:30 PM
hey, f you wanna burn someone, *I* got drunk in front of my *iMac* on a Saturday night!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 01, 2006, 12:42:08 PM
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Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Prost on October 01, 2006, 12:45:37 PM
ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that
You got drunk..by yourself...in front of your computer?

wai to go!
I WANT to get drunk by myself in front of my computer and just play video games.....  but I don't anymore :(

One of my most favorite things to do ;)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2006, 12:54:42 PM
malek, at one point I was listening to Madonna. :(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 01, 2006, 12:56:39 PM
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Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 01, 2006, 01:02:49 PM
I used to get drunk and watch Seinfeld/Friends/ER on Thursday nights.  It was kind of a pathetic ritual.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: APF on October 01, 2006, 01:34:56 PM
Actually, I'm not very satisfied about my polesmoking ability...   :(
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: whiteACID on October 01, 2006, 05:15:04 PM
How does one smoke a pole? I would like to know.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 01, 2006, 05:22:22 PM
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Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 01, 2006, 05:23:49 PM
How does one smoke a pole? I would like to know.

Yeah, I'm sure you have no practice with that whatsover. Say, you should make a thread about it here, and at OA, and at GAf!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: whiteACID on October 01, 2006, 06:03:29 PM
So smoking a pole is slang for sucking dick?
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 01, 2006, 06:05:38 PM
:golfclap

What else could it have been, though? Maybe they liked smoking crack, and the "pole" was the glass pipe! Or they were on some stoner shit - but you would've known that.

I mean, you wouldn't be playing the dumb chick routine, would you? That's so not your style

Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: whiteACID on October 01, 2006, 06:09:59 PM
I don't understand and don't even care to understand slang these days. I've never heard that term.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Melissa on October 02, 2006, 02:03:58 PM
Shut the fuck up, Melissa.

ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that

Loser.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 02, 2006, 02:06:07 PM
We're one big happy dysfunctional family.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Melissa on October 02, 2006, 02:06:46 PM
We're one big happy dysfunctional family.
This thread says otherwise.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: whiteACID on October 02, 2006, 02:06:52 PM
Shut the fuck up, Melissa.

ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that

Loser.
Funny, I was high when I wrote my comments. Now I see how painfully obvious what the term "polesmoker" means.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Melissa on October 02, 2006, 02:08:46 PM
Funny, I was high when I wrote my comments. Now I see how painfully obvious what the term "polesmoker" means.
This thread has more morning after regrets than my high school prom.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 02, 2006, 02:09:23 PM
Funny, I was high when I wrote my comments. Now I see how painfully obvious what the term "polesmoker" means.
This thread has more morning after regrets than my high school prom.

:rofl
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 02:11:54 PM
I didn't know Melissa could make posts without advertising herself! Good work, Melle Mel.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: demi on October 02, 2006, 02:27:49 PM
I don't understand and don't even care to understand slang these days. I've never heard that term.

I can... teach you.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Fatghost28 on October 02, 2006, 02:28:28 PM
I don't understand and don't even care to understand slang these days. I've never heard that term.

I can... teach you.

Demi's an expert by now :o
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: demi on October 02, 2006, 02:38:55 PM
Don't let the avatar fool you.
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2006, 04:26:57 PM
Shut the fuck up, Melissa.

ha, i was piss drunk last night, i don't even remember writing that

Loser.

And yet, intriguing enough for you to respond!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2006, 04:33:19 PM
I just remembered I was thinking "Shut the fuck up, Donny." when I wrote that.

I'm a loser for getting drunk?  Wounded, I am, to the very core.  You should loosen up and experience the total liberation of alcoholic libation, Melissa.  They have that morning after pill now, you know.  You can just plop out any mistakes right into the comfort of your own toilet, and wipe the slate clean!
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Melissa on October 02, 2006, 05:12:44 PM
I'm a loser for getting drunk?  Wounded, I am, to the very core.  You should loosen up and experience the total liberation of alcoholic libation, Melissa.  They have that morning after pill now, you know.  You can just plop out any mistakes right into the comfort of your own toilet, and wipe the slate clean!
No need to lecture me on the thrills of alcohol, Brian - I could drink you under the table without even worrying about a headache the next morning. ;)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 02, 2006, 05:18:52 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: You guys are a bunch of self-satisfied polesmokers.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2006, 07:00:48 PM
I'm a loser for getting drunk?  Wounded, I am, to the very core.  You should loosen up and experience the total liberation of alcoholic libation, Melissa.  They have that morning after pill now, you know.  You can just plop out any mistakes right into the comfort of your own toilet, and wipe the slate clean!
No need to lecture me on the thrills of alcohol, Brian - I could drink you under the table without even worrying about a headache the next morning. ;)

Well, that's hardly a fair challenge, now is it?  There's no way for me to take you up on it.  Although, nowadays you probably could.  I'm not as young and thirsty as I once was, back when 1/2 gallons of Aristocrat Vodka, hallucinatory alcohol poisoning, and apologetic phone calls were a typical weekend.  Now it's all headaches and dehydration the next morning, after just a few drinks.  My liver has betrayed me, and I can't say as I blame it, all things considered.  I'd been a very demanding friend.