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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Matlock on September 30, 2006, 01:06:03 AM

Title: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: Matlock on September 30, 2006, 01:06:03 AM

no where, this really hot chick calls me (yeah i'm fuckin popular, no big deal) and is like, "Hey, you're cute, why don't you bring your friends over to my place... i have a lot of fly honeys here waiting for you." Naturally, i was like, alright cool, sounds good gurl, and decided to roll thataway. So we get to the party and I'm like woah, these girls are really hot, and all my friends are like, woah... these girls are REALLY hot. So we start drinking... maybe a few beers at first.. i dunno, i'll admit, most of the night is a fucking blur because of how much i drank/smoked. I was high as a fucking kite. So this girl starts getting giggy wit me, and I'm like, "hey now". I hesitated at first, i don't lend myself out unless you got a fuckin perfect bod, but ma boy mike corn, who was feelin up this fuckin fine broad next to me, gave me the thumbs up..... i know ma fucking boy, and i knew i had to go for it. SOOOO i start macking on this chick, and she's lovin it and I'm like whatever, just another notch on my fuckin belt (its got enough notches as it is).

So i was making out with her for a bit, i think a couple of hours... i really can't say, i was way too fucking ripped on beer and vodka and soco and fucking pot to notice. So when i lift up from her DSL's (yeah, thats how i roll), i decide to go a little further. So i'm like whatever, maybe i'll take this shit to second base (and steal third LAWLZ). There i am, reachin for this chicks bra-strap when I notice i'm grippin a hairy as fuck back. Next thing i realize is im mackin with a fuckin guy, he sits next to me in chem 101.

So I'm thinkin, does this shit count? I know its a guy and all, but first base is first base mother fucker... and i got some regardless of who it was.

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: Boogie on September 30, 2006, 01:08:51 AM

ladies and gentlemen.....drugs are bad, mmkay?

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 01:09:58 AM

...i hesistate to ask what forum this came from.

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Matlock on September 30, 2006, 01:10:45 AM

facebook, some medical student

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 01:19:13 AM

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Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 01:31:15 AM

Sounds like something a friend would tell me, only he'd leave out the shocking twist and act like he got some from a "fly honey" whilst he was tanked. I'd still call bullshit, but this is rich... :lol

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 01:37:16 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 01:19:13 AM

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Like anyone would fuck this loser :punch

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 01:38:28 AM

.....you couldn't edit the original post? ???

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 01:53:01 AM

Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 30, 2006, 01:38:28 AM

.....you couldn't edit the original post? ???

You're such a facist

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 02:15:45 AM

What a med student!

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 30, 2006, 02:20:31 AM

Prost, you just be jealous.

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 02:22:35 AM

Quote from: Prost on September 30, 2006, 02:15:45 AM

What a med student!

I'm no med student. Although I pass out meds for...small fees

*winks at whiteAcid* :-*

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Prost on September 30, 2006, 11:54:07 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 30, 2006, 02:22:35 AM

Quote from: Prost on September 30, 2006, 02:15:45 AM

What a med student!

I'm no med student. Although I pass out meds for...small fees

*winks at whiteAcid* :-*

I encourage it!  If people want to smoke weed then I say let them....  just more braindead people who will most likely be 0 competition later on.

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 30, 2006, 11:56:27 AM

Quote from: Prost on September 30, 2006, 11:54:07 AM

I encourage it!  If people want to smoke weed then I say let them....  just more braindead people who will most likely be 0 competition later on.

I like the way you speak the truth. :-*

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:16:25 PM

LE BIN DU SHIT

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out
Post by: Himu on September 30, 2006, 12:46:08 PM

 :lol :lol

I've missed you so much matlock.

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 30, 2006, 12:47:32 PM

put his peepee in ur mouf, then

Title: Re: So there we were on a tanked tuesday night, looking for something to do. Out of
Post by: APF on September 30, 2006, 01:20:58 PM

Quote from: Matlock on September 30, 2006, 01:06:03 AM

So i was making out with her for a bit, i think a couple of hours... i really can't say, i was way too fucking ripped on beer and vodka and soco and fucking pot to notice. So when i lift up from her DSL's (yeah, thats how i roll)

ZOMG she had a DS Lite??  Were you two playing Mega Man ZX?