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Title: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: abrader on August 26, 2007, 07:05:09 AM
Im talking yer past 4-play, maybe even nude or close to it, about to get things started and then....____________ happens and you suddenly just wanna put yr clothes back on and go eat a candy bar or something...

The only real show stoppers for me ever have been...

- This one girl who I wanted to sex long long long time - we finalyl got around to it, and when she takes off her clothes I see she has all of these dark dark tattoes (and I cant even remember what they were) on her lower body. anyway she was really white and these tattoes looked really gross on her...we were really drunk, and i had been holding this desire back with her for like 2 years prior...and with all of that on the table, when she asked me if I had any condoms I paused thought of the tattoes and said "no".........ended up shying out of it and going to go get breakfast after laying in bed and chit chatting for a bit.

- chix that tell you, and then wanna go pee right before - umm no thanks. Im not saying they should hold it, im saying plan ahead..dont tell me about it, and dont make me hear it...the sound of a girl peeing makes me lose my 'turned on-ness' at a much accellerated rate. This is a deal killer for me (guess ill never be into golden showers - yay)

- I guess finding out at the last minute that the girl is a bit too much of a natural "I dont trim my body hair type". I have only encountered this once and it was gross...I didnt even see it, I felt it with my hand and  :( :( :(
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: bagofeyes on August 26, 2007, 07:12:54 AM
strange vagina shape
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: Starscream on August 26, 2007, 07:28:53 AM
Shit nuggets  :(
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: bagofeyes on August 26, 2007, 07:30:17 AM
ewww you really shouldnt fuck sheep
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: Starscream on August 26, 2007, 07:34:20 AM
that would be the only thing that can turn me off before sex, not that i've experienced that. (nor would I want to) I'm a thirsty blood raving lunatic for sex. Its like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde up in here.
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: pollo on August 26, 2007, 11:45:10 AM
i think a girl peeing helps them from getting UTI..

usually its after sex though. Dont stop a girl from doing it.
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 26, 2007, 11:47:26 AM
ewe you really shouldnt fuck sheep


Any sort of bump, rash, or stench is a show stopper, as are rumors of disease.
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 03:43:55 PM
Bad breath.  Ass smell.
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: demi on August 26, 2007, 03:53:04 PM
Finding out she's related to you




 :o
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 26, 2007, 03:54:25 PM
For some, that's a turn on, demi!

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Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 26, 2007, 04:02:42 PM
 ??? That doesnt even make sense.

I believe you have me confused with olimario?
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: demi on August 26, 2007, 04:05:53 PM
??? That doesnt even make sense.

I believe you have me confused with olimario?

We can't tell the two of you apart, honestly


 :o
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 26, 2007, 04:09:15 PM
olimario was a strong conservative that stalked people and posted nude pictures of his GF.

How is that anything like me?
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2007, 04:22:59 PM
if a girl's tattoo has a grammatical error
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2007, 05:18:22 PM
if a girl's tattoo has a grammatical error

she's perfect for me. 
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: Nick on August 26, 2007, 07:11:05 PM
Someone compared me to Olimario once.  I was utterly baffled at the accusation.
Title: Re: Whats the one thing that can turn you off moments before sex
Post by: etiolate on August 26, 2007, 09:56:19 PM
"I post online as abrader"