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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2007, 11:00:10 PM

Title: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 26, 2007, 11:00:10 PM

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Quote from: Miss Teen South Carolina

I personally believe the U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, uh...people out there in our nation don't have maps, and, uh, I believe that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere like, such as and...I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., err, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our...

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Yeti on August 26, 2007, 11:03:14 PM

A: Because they are vapid bimbos.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2007, 11:06:38 PM

whats the percentage of infants/toddlers in the united states? Theyre still citizens, correct?

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 26, 2007, 11:06:58 PM

man is she going to be great in future bookworm bitches episodes

"I need an A- couse, such as, this is America, uh, and not Iraq or south America such as and i think giving me an A- will, uh, help South America, I believe, personally."

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 26, 2007, 11:21:09 PM

It's pretty hard not to say "uh" if you're not used to public speech.  But I would think that she would have taken a course in that area. 

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Mandark on August 26, 2007, 11:27:12 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 26, 2007, 11:06:38 PM

whats the percentage of infants/toddlers in the united states? Theyre still citizens, correct?

Always making excuses for the babies, MAF.  "How would they know to read a map?  Why should they get the death penalty?"

I, for one, am not going to stand around for this blatant baby-appeasement.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: ToxicAdam on August 26, 2007, 11:49:17 PM

I didn't even hear a word she said .. I just imagined her fellating that microphone.

That's what she should have done when she realized she was fucking up.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: bagofeyes on August 26, 2007, 11:55:28 PM

I'd still fuck her, but I'd cum in her eye

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Beezy on August 27, 2007, 12:03:31 AM

Omg that was horrible. Please stay in school. :(

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: xnikki118x on August 27, 2007, 02:59:37 AM

THE Iraq lol.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2007, 10:46:11 AM

I'm pretty sure they mean adult Americans. Though, even young children should easily find it.

Quote from: Beezy on August 27, 2007, 12:03:31 AM

Omg that was horrible. Please stay in school. :(

Yeah that is going to help.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2007, 10:51:52 AM

They should probably be SPECIFIC when stating statistics for a whole country.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 27, 2007, 11:00:55 AM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2007, 10:51:52 AM

They should probably be SPECIFIC when stating statistics for a whole country.

I for one expect more from my beauty pageants.

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 27, 2007, 11:07:53 AM

I expect less...CLOTHES AM I RITE LOLOLOL

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: bud on August 27, 2007, 11:23:27 AM

the look on mario's face.  :lol

Title: Re: Q: Why can't 20% of Americans locate the US on a map?
Post by: bagofeyes on August 27, 2007, 11:35:32 AM

not as good as luigis face LOL!