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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on August 27, 2007, 01:10:13 AM

Title: Find your perfect partner in crime on the net!
Post by: bagofeyes on August 27, 2007, 01:10:13 AM

Three men who met on Net charged over slaying

NAGOYA (Kyodo) Three men who said they met via a cell phone Internet site that matches "crime mates" were arrested Sunday on suspicion of abandoning the body of a woman, and police plan to add murder and robbery charges after finishing their investigation.


http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070827a1.html (http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20070827a1.html)

Title: Re: Find your perfect partner in crime on the net!
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2007, 01:31:56 AM

"You've got the brawn, I've got the brains; Lets go visit "Crime Mates"

Title: Re: Find your perfect partner in crime on the net!
Post by: etiolate on August 27, 2007, 01:47:44 AM

"Looking for a gang rape, but missing a gang? Try 'Crime Mates'"

Title: Re: Find your perfect partner in crime on the net!
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 27, 2007, 01:48:27 AM

We need to get into advertising!

Title: Re: Find your perfect partner in crime on the net!
Post by: etiolate on August 27, 2007, 01:57:28 AM

I'm already picturing the commercials

::cue scene::
Woman, naked, with hands tied crying and shouting muffled screams with a damp sock in her mouth. A man in a bandit mask, pounding away at her and holding her down. He pulls out, says "Your turn now Roger!" and raises a hand to high five, and hits a cardboard cutout of another bandit mask man. The cardboard cutout falls over, knocking over the other naked bandit man cutouts in a domino like fashion. The bandit man looks back at the victim to see her shaking her head at him with a disapproving and goofy smirk.
::wah wah wah::
::cue tag line::
"Looking for a gang rape, but missing a gang? Try 'Crime Mates'"