THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2007, 02:41:02 PM

Title: Yum
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 28, 2007, 02:41:02 PM: Quote
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20476445/

Trapped miners survive on coal, urine diet

“At first there was no feeling, but then I was so hungry I couldn’t crawl any more,” Xianchen told the Beijing News. “I got so hungry, I ate a piece of coal, and I thought it quite fragrant.

“Actually, coal is bitter and unsmooth but you can chew up pieces the size of a finger. In the mine, we picked up two discarded water bottles, and drank our urine. You can only take small sips, and when you’ve finished, you just want to cry.”

He said because they were eating coal, and were in the mine for nearly six days, they did not defecate.

“We were only able to do that the day before yesterday in hospital. It was full of coal.”

Both said they would not go back into mining.
Title: Re: Yum
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 28, 2007, 02:45:19 PM: :lol :lol :lol

I would have ate the other guy before going for coal and urine.
Title: Re: Yum
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 28, 2007, 03:17:34 PM: i wonder what the mascot for a coal-and-urine cereal would be
Title: Re: Yum
Post by: Yeti on August 28, 2007, 08:00:43 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 28, 2007, 03:17:34 PM
i wonder what the mascot for a coal-and-urine cereal would be

Dig'em the frog
Title: Re: Yum
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 28, 2007, 08:03:18 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 28, 2007, 03:17:34 PM
i wonder what the mascot for a coal-and-urine cereal would be

Dickens the Mole
Title: Re: Yum
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 28, 2007, 08:26:29 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 28, 2007, 03:17:34 PM
i wonder what the mascot for a coal-and-urine cereal would be

Two dirty Asian mine workers with swollen bellies and tears of piss drinking running down their cheeks.