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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 01:44:31 AM

Title: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 01:44:31 AM: I saw a truck yesterday that had a giant sign on the back of it saying this in huge capital letters with a quote from the Bible following it underneath. I wanted to rear end that dipshit.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 29, 2007, 01:47:55 AM: I saw a sticker that said "God Supports Our Troops" and wanted to deface it so, so bad
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: CrystalGemini on August 29, 2007, 01:49:02 AM: Rodi comes home on Saturday!!! :)
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: bagofeyes on August 29, 2007, 01:49:44 AM: God loves wars and hillbillies
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 29, 2007, 01:50:03 AM: I need a Sodomy is Awesome! bumper sticker.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 29, 2007, 02:02:03 AM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 29, 2007, 01:47:55 AM
I saw a sticker that said "God Supports Our Troops" and wanted to deface it so, so bad

See this is what I dont see. Why would god in all his infinite power and wisdom support either side of a such a trivial political disagreement. In all existence this isn't even a blip on his radar.

Also, if he supports our troops doesn't that mean he supports murder and thus conflicting with the "Though shall not Kill" creed.

Same with the people who hold up "God hates fegs signs." I thought God loved everything and everyone, even sinners.

Most of the christian right is a bunch of hypocritical assholes.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2007, 02:03:43 AM: i saw a "Sodomy? Yes Please!" sticker this weekend

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:shh i was lost on capitol hill
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Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 29, 2007, 02:07:44 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 29, 2007, 02:03:43 AM
i saw a "Sodomy? Yes Please!" sticker this weekend

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:shh i was lost on capitol hill
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Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: etiolate on August 29, 2007, 02:08:36 AM: [youtube=425,350]BCcaMIcwz30[/youtube]

SO DO MY!
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 29, 2007, 02:14:07 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on August 29, 2007, 02:03:43 AM
i saw a "Sodomy? Yes Please!" sticker this weekend

Does your wife share your view on sodomy? I need to know if midwestern women would make suitables mates for myself.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: aoi tsuki on August 29, 2007, 02:31:31 AM: You know, when you're drunk and say "sodomy is sin", it really sounds like "sodomy is in"? i think that truck is owned by a bear that picks up chubs at the local Bubba's on Friday nights.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: drohne on August 29, 2007, 02:33:27 AM: Quote from: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 01:44:31 AM
I saw a truck yesterday that had a giant sign on the back of it saying this in huge capital letters with a quote from the Bible following it underneath. I wanted to rear end that dipshit.

HEYYOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 02:49:10 AM: Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 02:33:27 AM
Quote from: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 01:44:31 AM
I saw a truck yesterday that had a giant sign on the back of it saying this in huge capital letters with a quote from the Bible following it underneath. I wanted to rear end that dipshit.

HEYYOOOOOOOOOO
Yep. Then I could have driven by flipping the bird and asking him how it felt taking it from behind.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 29, 2007, 04:03:57 AM: Quote from: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 02:49:10 AM
Quote from: drohne on August 29, 2007, 02:33:27 AM
Quote from: Candyflip on August 29, 2007, 01:44:31 AM
I saw a truck yesterday that had a giant sign on the back of it saying this in huge capital letters with a quote from the Bible following it underneath. I wanted to rear end that dipshit.

HEYYOOOOOOOOOO
Yep. Then I could have driven by flipping the bird and asking him how it felt taking it from behind.

Would you then have rubbed his smelly ignorance underneath his nose and then punched him in the back of his head while showing him new ways?
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: xnikki118x on August 29, 2007, 04:37:35 AM: God loves everyone, end of story. I hate the "God hates fegs" shit. The people who protested at Matthew Shepard's funeral? I'm sure God wasn't too happy with them!

Bumper stickers about sodomy are hilarious no matter what they say, though.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 29, 2007, 02:27:09 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 29, 2007, 02:14:07 AM
Quote from: Professor Prole on August 29, 2007, 02:03:43 AM
i saw a "Sodomy? Yes Please!" sticker this weekend

Does your wife share your view on sodomy? I need to know if midwestern women would make suitables mates for myself.

My wife is from Nebraska, and is open to it.
Title: Re: Sodomy Is Sin
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2007, 04:20:49 PM: My wife is from Oklahoma, and is not. Not that I've asked! (Well, anal sodomy, that is.)