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Title: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 30, 2007, 10:40:00 PM: I wanna become a Buddhist, what's the best flava flav of Buddhism. I don't wanna start down this path and then find out 3 years down the line I chose the Scientology equivalent. The less supernatural bullshit, the better.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: bagofeyes on August 30, 2007, 10:41:30 PM: why?
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Post by: Ichirou on August 30, 2007, 10:42:06 PM: Check out Aleph.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 30, 2007, 10:42:49 PM: Cant you practice Buddhism without actually being a part of the religion?
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Post by: CajoleJuice on August 30, 2007, 10:44:00 PM: Doesn't Triumph follow some Buddhist stuff? You should ask him.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 30, 2007, 10:44:24 PM: Shaolin obviously. Although you're probably too old to learn the martial arts that can sent you flying through the air, you can probably still learn stuff like Dragon Claws.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 30, 2007, 10:44:37 PM: Yea he's a great person to model your ethics after.
:lol
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 30, 2007, 10:53:15 PM: this isn't for ethics, my morality is fine, thank you. this is to pick up asian chicks.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2007, 10:54:02 PM: You should try to socialize with your own kind first!
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 30, 2007, 10:54:37 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 30, 2007, 10:53:15 PM
this isn't for ethics, my morality is fine, thank you. this is to pick up asian chicks.

If only you were a pasty white video game nerd. Judging from GAF asian chicks love them.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 30, 2007, 10:55:59 PM: my own "kind"?
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 30, 2007, 10:56:23 PM: Not this one:
[youtube=425,350]NUXJrO_FiWk[/youtube]
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Ichirou on August 30, 2007, 10:58:25 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 30, 2007, 10:53:15 PM
this isn't for ethics, my morality is fine, thank you. this is to pick up asian chicks.

Didn't you do that often enough during your time in Japan?

*cue up thetrin pics as examples of foreigners with asian chicks*
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: TVC15 on August 30, 2007, 11:02:05 PM: After watching 36th Chamber, I am pissed that I never had the opportunity to become a Shaolin monk. I would've torn shit up.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Smooth Groove on August 30, 2007, 11:06:52 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on August 30, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
After watching 36th Chamber, I am pissed that I never had the opportunity to become a Shaolin monk. I would've torn shit up.

You could still become one. They have quite a few older Caucasian students that live at their temple in China. Are you willing to give up sex and meat?
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: TVC15 on August 30, 2007, 11:13:48 PM: As long as I don't have to curb my DVD purchases, yes.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 30, 2007, 11:23:24 PM: nichiren. if you're gonna go japafag, go all out yellow supremacist.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 31, 2007, 12:08:46 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on August 30, 2007, 11:06:52 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on August 30, 2007, 11:02:05 PM
After watching 36th Chamber, I am pissed that I never had the opportunity to become a Shaolin monk. I would've torn shit up.

You could still become one. They have quite a few older Caucasian students that live at their temple in China. Are you willing to give up sex and meat?

yes. Whiteman lets go together. We'll have steak and ass sex on the flight over.
Title: Re: What's the best Buddhist sect?
Post by: brawndolicious on August 31, 2007, 12:16:27 AM: why'd you want to be with a religious girl?