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Title: TVC15 presents: Guess which game is more terrible!
Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:28:23 AM
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/terrible2.jpg)
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 01, 2007, 01:29:17 AM
Apocalipstick :bow :bow
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 01:29:23 AM
haha oh shit NO YOU DIDNT
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:31:40 AM
MrAngryFace will also be pleased to know that I picked up GOTY candidate BULLET WITCH.  It was only 24 bucks.
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Post by: demi on September 01, 2007, 01:33:24 AM
The scores are already in, Two Worlds destroyed Lair
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:34:32 AM
Okay, silencio.  I am going to try to play Lair. . .as intended, not using the USB trick.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 01:36:18 AM
Ok, well as long as you got Bullet Witch
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 01, 2007, 01:37:15 AM
oh my. oh my. oh my.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 01:37:42 AM
Dude, he got Bullet Witch :D
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:41:19 AM
The terrain in the game is so ugly and poorly textured.  A lot of the land looks like something a PC game puked up about 6 years ago.
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Post by: Mondain on September 01, 2007, 01:43:06 AM
why didn't you get Gundam Musou instead of either of these subpar games
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:44:10 AM
I already have that.

And the controls in this game are as terrible as advertised.  Anything other than simple movement doesn't register correctly all the time.  I can't believe Sony okayed this.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 01, 2007, 01:44:42 AM
he already got it

i wish i had gotten gundam musou instead of what i bought today :'(
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Post by: demi on September 01, 2007, 01:45:18 AM
Play more Blue Dragon
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 01:46:48 AM
I HAVE TOO MANY FUCK GAMES!
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:55:59 AM
Yeah, this is worse than Two Worlds, easy.  Even when the controls are responsive, they still feel floaty, as if there's a delay between when you gesture and when the dragon moves.  You don't notice it when training, when everything is going slow, but when you are ina  fight, and have to move quickly, the insufficiency of the controls makes itself very clear.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 01:58:31 AM
lol sixaxis
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 01:59:01 AM
Also, the frame rate is totally not locked.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 01:59:32 AM
Mondain's reports on framerates in games are pure fantasy, never surprised by this lol.
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Post by: ToxicAdam on September 01, 2007, 02:00:21 AM
Sony spent so much time and thought into developing their motion controls. How can this be?

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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 02:02:24 AM
im glad theyre bringing rumble back, I actually fuckin MISS that.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 01, 2007, 02:24:04 AM
Ouch.  Not having the "at least it's better than Two Worlds" stamp of approval is the final nail in the coffin for Factor 4.9. 

Seriously though, TVC probably just has bad taste.  (that and the fact that his pay check is coming from you know who)  Did anyone else other than TVC get all of Abrader's picks of the month which were 1)Warhawk, 2) Lair, 3) PS3 Gundam DW?   It's the perfect storm of gaming for this month and enough reason for somone to kick the 360 back into the closet.   Also, if you have a chance, go and pick up Abrader's all-time classic recommendation for this month, Drakengard.  As amazing as Lair is, Drakengard is still the standard bearer in the dragon-flying genre.   
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 02:26:17 AM
BTW, gamespot agreed with me.  Two Worlds got a 7, Lair got a 4.5.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 01, 2007, 02:30:57 AM
Stop trolling. 
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 02:39:03 AM
Stop trolling. 

Lair has a 59 at gamerankings.  Two Worlds is in the mid 70s.
Title: Re: TVC15 presents: Guess which game is more terrible!
Post by: abrader on September 01, 2007, 02:42:07 AM
Drakengard is the leader in combining dragonriding sass with dynasty warriors slayer combo fighting action.

I love how your weapons level up and change in appearance......each kill = 1 EXP ;)

The ending is also good.

Anyway - I havent even tried my copy of Drakengard 2 yet.

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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 01, 2007, 02:45:33 AM
Stop trolling. 

Lair has a 59 at gamerankings.  Two Worlds is in the mid 70s.

That's 'cause few people are as competant as Abrader at learning how to use the sixaxis controls.  Everyone else is just bitching and moaning about not having trite analog stick controls. 


Drakengard is the leader in combining dragonriding sass with dynasty warriors slayer combo fighting action.

I love how your weapons level up and change in appearance......each kill = 1 EXP ;)

The ending is also good.

Anyway - I havent even tried my copy of Drakengard 2 yet.



:bow Drakengard :bow 

If not for Drakengard, games like Lair would never have existed.   It's not a fetch to say that even movies like Eragon were inspired by Drakengard. 
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Post by: TVC15 on September 01, 2007, 02:47:08 AM
Both Drakengard games are in the mid 60s at Gamerankings, btw.  Better than Lair!

Lair is really stultifyingly incompetent.  I can't believe Sony let them release it with such controls.
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Post by: abrader on September 01, 2007, 02:47:47 AM
WTF is this Eragon thing you keep mentioning?
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 01, 2007, 02:49:12 AM
WTF is this Eragon thing you keep mentioning?


You never watched Eragon?  Wow.  How can any fan of Drakengard and Lair not watch Eragon?  They're like the holy trinity of Dragon entertainment. 
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Post by: abrader on September 01, 2007, 03:01:35 AM
haha i think you got me all wrong - while I do like the dragon video games, im not some fantasy freak, midevil festival attending, chainmail wearing, uniucorn poster owning qveer.

LEt me put it this way - remember Gunmetal on the XBOX? You could quickly transform from flying to running on the ground as a mech...anyway, thats why I like the dragon riding games - the flow of the gameplay, not so much the fantasy shyt...

Anyway, I looked at eragon and it looks like some harry potter shyt.
Title: Re: TVC15 presents: Guess which game is more terrible!
Post by: abrader on September 01, 2007, 03:02:58 AM
http://www.eragonmovie.com/

Really man - no way I would be into this.
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Post by: demi on September 01, 2007, 04:18:41 AM
I need to play more Two Worlds today to even out my entire Blue Dragon session I had today.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 01, 2007, 04:26:09 AM
I drank one fuck bottle of game fuel, I cant sleep, so I just keep gaming
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Post by: tiesto on September 01, 2007, 09:33:21 AM
BTW, gamespot agreed with me.  Two Worlds got a 7, Lair got a 4.5.

Two Worlds got a higher score than Blue Dragon? Wow.
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Post by: T234 on September 01, 2007, 10:55:32 AM
Ouch.  Not having the "at least it's better than Two Worlds" stamp of approval is the final nail in the coffin for Factor 4.9. 

Seriously though, TVC probably just has bad taste.  (that and the fact that his pay check is coming from you know who)  Did anyone else other than TVC get all of Abrader's picks of the month which were 1)Warhawk, 2) Lair, 3) PS3 Gundam DW?   It's the perfect storm of gaming for this month and enough reason for somone to kick the 360 back into the closet.   Also, if you have a chance, go and pick up Abrader's all-time classic recommendation for this month, Drakengard.  As amazing as Lair is, Drakengard is still the standard bearer in the dragon-flying genre.   
I swear to christ, you sir are the biggest cunt I've seen on the internet, bar none.

And constantly referring to where people work is lame, you'd shit a brick if you knew where I worked.
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Post by: abrader on September 01, 2007, 11:08:54 AM
BTW, gamespot agreed with me.  Two Worlds got a 7, Lair got a 4.5.

Two Worlds got a higher score than Blue Dragon? Wow.

I hated the Blue Dragon demo - but id take it over two worlds anyday.

This is so fucked.
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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on September 01, 2007, 11:46:25 AM
BTW, gamespot agreed with me.  Two Worlds got a 7, Lair got a 4.5.

Two Worlds got a higher score than Blue Dragon? Wow.

I hated the Blue Dragon demo - but id take it over two worlds anyday.

This is so fucked.



That Blue Dragon demo is complete shit.  The real game is exponentially better, so much so that I can't believe MS even put that demo out.  Take a one traditional turn based JRPG, add a group of up pumped up characters that no one knows into 2 random envoirments without any context, sprinkle that with some slow down.....holy fucking shit.  Who the hell thought this would be a good idea?  It's a total disservice to the game.

I'm on disc 2 now and I honestly don't understand the bad reviews anymore.  It's like FFV with some of the most amazing graphics ever.  I'm lovin' it.
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Post by: T234 on September 01, 2007, 11:50:04 AM
OH MY GAWD HITLER STOLE MY POTATO IS IN THE HOUSE

HOW IS HEXIC 2

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH

PLEASE TRY TO GET THE distinguished mentally-challenged fellows IN THE "WII TAKEOVER WATCH" THREAD BANNED FOREVER PLEASE
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Post by: hyp on September 01, 2007, 03:40:50 PM
LAIR?!   :o
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 01, 2007, 04:17:16 PM
I played more Lair and it definitely gets worse as time goes on.  The bits where you land on the ground are comically bad.

Is it as ugly as TVC said?  Is it worth $5 for a rental? 

Ouch.  Not having the "at least it's better than Two Worlds" stamp of approval is the final nail in the coffin for Factor 4.9. 

Seriously though, TVC probably just has bad taste.  (that and the fact that his pay check is coming from you know who)  Did anyone else other than TVC get all of Abrader's picks of the month which were 1)Warhawk, 2) Lair, 3) PS3 Gundam DW?   It's the perfect storm of gaming for this month and enough reason for somone to kick the 360 back into the closet.   Also, if you have a chance, go and pick up Abrader's all-time classic recommendation for this month, Drakengard.  As amazing as Lair is, Drakengard is still the standard bearer in the dragon-flying genre.   
I swear to christ, you sir are the biggest cunt I've seen on the internet, bar none.

And constantly referring to where people work is lame, you'd shit a brick if you knew where I worked.

You misunderstood the intention of my post again, moran. 
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Post by: Bloodwake on September 02, 2007, 07:12:37 PM
Lair probably looks better.

Well, I will have found out what is better by next weekend.