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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2007, 10:27:00 PM

Title: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2007, 10:27:00 PM: :-\ :-\ :-\

HORSE NIPPLES
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2007, 10:54:39 PM: I bet they have a real tough rubbery texture :-\
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2007, 12:12:57 AM: [youtube=425,350]za-Dorj4CsE[/youtube]

:'(
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: bork on September 04, 2007, 12:58:12 AM: Didn't you buy Magna Carta?

Quote from: Groo on September 04, 2007, 12:56:48 AM
Any man who doesn't masturbate is a liar.

Whose pants are most definitely on fire.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Ichirou on September 04, 2007, 12:59:01 AM: Quote from: Groo on September 04, 2007, 12:56:48 AM
Any man who doesn't masturbate is a liar.

Liars do not masturbate? This is an interesting theory.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2007, 12:59:42 AM: did you buy the game in the youtube video, lyte? i always considered you the thinking man's ferrio.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: bork on September 04, 2007, 01:09:34 AM: I don't buy games with transexuals on the cover. :-*

Quote from: Professor Prole on September 04, 2007, 12:59:42 AM
did you buy the game in the youtube video, lyte? i always considered you the thinking man's ferrio.

You're going to have to make some fucking sense here, bud. What youtube video?
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2007, 01:23:05 AM: 3rd post from the top!
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: bork on September 04, 2007, 01:24:56 AM: ???

Ze goggles, zhey do nothing. I don't see any links.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2007, 01:25:28 AM: it's embedded!
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 04, 2007, 02:18:52 AM: Quote from: lyte edge on September 04, 2007, 01:24:56 AM
???

Ze goggles, zhey do nothing. I don't see any links.

Use IE7, the thinking man's Firefox on Windows Vista, the thinking man's OSX.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 02:19:56 AM: man, we gotta do a japtard contest again. i'll totally do Magna Carta.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2007, 02:26:03 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on September 04, 2007, 02:18:52 AM
Quote from: lyte edge on September 04, 2007, 01:24:56 AM
???

Ze goggles, zhey do nothing. I don't see any links.

Use IE7, the thinking man's Firefox on Windows Vista, the thinking man's OSX.

:heartbeat :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: TVC15 on September 04, 2007, 02:33:38 AM: Quote from: demi on September 04, 2007, 02:19:56 AM
man, we gotta do a japtard contest again. i'll totally do Magna Carta.

Do Magna Carta PSP.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 02:36:54 AM: but that's in moon language, i can't read it.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: bork on September 04, 2007, 06:06:26 AM: Okay, now I can see the video. It must the computers at work sucking shit.

Maybe loli/moe is for YOU, Drinky, but I need titties, thankyavarymuch.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Rman on September 04, 2007, 11:05:52 AM: I actually like Play, reviews not withstanding, but they seem to fall behind wacky games. I wonder if Play was the magazine Hsu was talking about in his rant about the game media bias and moneyhats.
Title: Re: play magazine says magna carta is the masturbating man's rpg
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 04, 2007, 02:43:45 PM: Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 04, 2007, 02:25:23 PM
Quote from: Rman on September 04, 2007, 11:05:52 AM
I actually like Play, reviews not withstanding, but they seem to fall behind wacky games. I wonder if Play was the magazine Hsu was talking about in his rant about the game media bias and moneyhats.
He was talking about Game Informer. No one needs to pay Dave Halverson to overhype anything.

Play doesn't bother me that badly, as their main focus seems to be on being gaming dorks instead of wacky internet personalities like say, 1up.

I'm not really surprised that GI was the mag that Hsu was talking about. A couple of years ago, GI clearly had an anti-Xbox bias. For example, they laughed at how the poor Xbox fanboys were going to have to wait a few months for a great exclusive like Fatal Frame 2. The PS2 did have many great timed exclusives, but FF2 clearly wasn't one of those games that Xbox fans were dying to play. GI seems to be much more balanced since the 360 launched. MS must have done a good job of sending the moneyhats.