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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 12:45:59 AM

Title: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 12:45:59 AM
That would be awesome. Utada Hikaru, where are youuuuuuuu????
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: etiolate on September 04, 2007, 12:48:11 AM
don't we all
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Ichirou on September 04, 2007, 12:48:56 AM
She's single now and speaks English fluently.  You could make her your lover.  It would be the shocking scandal that would rock Japan.
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 12:49:17 AM
She's single now and speaks English fluently.  You could make her your lover.  It would be the shocking scandal that would rock Japan.

You don't have her mail address do you?
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Ichirou on September 04, 2007, 12:49:57 AM
She doesn't like me sharing it.  :-\
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 04, 2007, 12:51:17 AM
utada.hikaru@emimusic.jp
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 12:51:51 AM
I'm gonna send her a mail. What should I say?
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 04, 2007, 12:53:04 AM
Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2007, 12:53:33 AM
My wife is a classically trained singer. She also acts and took fifteen years of tap, jazz and modern dance.
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 12:54:09 AM
Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

yeah
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Ichirou on September 04, 2007, 12:54:45 AM
utada.hikaru@emimusic.jp

lol, that's just like, her record company's e-mail address.

her private e-mail address is hikkilovespuchi@gmail.com.
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: border on September 04, 2007, 12:56:08 AM
I'd like to date a trained jazz singer so she could sing me some of the good old standards from the 30's and 40's.

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My wife is a classically trained singer. She also acts and took fifteen years of tap, jazz and modern dance.
How can I contact her?

Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 04, 2007, 01:00:52 AM
Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

yeah

I want to play her.
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 01:01:31 AM
Is this the one that plays Tetris DS?

yeah

I want to play her.

I'd line up her blocks...









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Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Beezy on September 04, 2007, 06:16:33 AM
I have the same dream. ;)
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:47:29 AM
I tried to date a girl that was a singer; I have never been so unsuccessful in my life.    :'( :'( :'( :'( 
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:55:21 AM
I just had a mail from a girl whos a dancer who I planned a date with last week and then she cancelled it cause she was 'busy'. I then sent her a message calling her a liar and shit and saying that if she didnt wanna go out to just say it, and she just sent me one saying she had to go to hospital for some stomach problem she has
 :-\ i feel like a prick
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Tauntaun on September 04, 2007, 11:49:49 AM
I'm gonna send her a mail. What should I say?

Dear Princess Nip,

    Hello and welcome to your country, I am an US American such as you have never known before, the Iraq was not my idea, we should make beautiful nip-erican babies and you can make me food, such as rice and tea.  We could have sex on the couch and everywhere like such as and, it would be good.  I have a big gaijin penis, be my wife or I'll blow myself up at your concert.

bagofsexy

Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2007, 06:48:33 PM
Utada Hikaru
isn't that that j-pop singer that got an eyelid surgery and now looks like an elf?
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 07:37:00 PM
I just had a mail from a girl whos a dancer who I planned a date with last week and then she cancelled it cause she was 'busy'. I then sent her a message calling her a liar and shit and saying that if she didnt wanna go out to just say it, and she just sent me one saying she had to go to hospital for some stomach problem she has
 :-\ i feel like a prick


Thats sucks, I blew up on the same girl I mentioned in this thread once for standing me up, turned out she had an allergic attack and had to go to the hospital  :-[
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Ichirou on September 04, 2007, 10:49:01 PM
Utada Hikaru
isn't that that j-pop singer that got an eyelid surgery and now looks like an elf?

You're thinking of Ayumi Hamasaki, I think.  Though a lot of actresses and singers get the stupid eyelid surgery done for some reason.
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: brawndolicious on September 05, 2007, 01:10:49 AM
You're thinking of Ayumi Hamasaki, I think.  Though a lot of actresses and singers get the stupid eyelid surgery done for some reason.
yeah it was ayumi.  scares the fuck out of me.

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Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 01:15:21 AM
yeh shes gross
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Synbios459 on September 05, 2007, 03:10:01 AM
   
こんにちは、私は非常に素晴らしく、きれいであることを考える、私はアメリカからあり、驚くばかりであることを実際に考える。 私は歌うのを私が会うことができる1日希望およびあなたが聞く21歳および愛である。
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 03:14:04 AM
huh?
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 05, 2007, 03:55:19 AM
huh?

I think thats what happens when you try and write with your feet. 
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: bagofeyes on September 05, 2007, 03:56:34 AM
thats harsh, but funny
Title: Re: I want to date a girl who's a singer
Post by: Ichirou on September 05, 2007, 05:13:27 AM
Arvie's pretty evil.