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Title: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 05:06:35 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loneliness

->

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Involuntary_celibacy

->

 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learned_helplessness

 :'( 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2007, 05:18:34 AM
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you're probably gay.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 05:18:48 AM
no wonder I'm ronly

(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l181/Father_Mike/untitled.jpg)

Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 05:19:24 AM
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you're probably gay.

thats what my grandma thinks  :'(
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 05:55:38 AM
Yeah, but it cured my, umm, problem last year a lot better than any Japanese doctor could.

elaborate with either wiki links or screen caps grabbed from websites, as thats the theme of this thread! 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:10:46 AM
elaborate with either wiki links or screen caps grabbed from websites, as thats the theme of this thread! 

It's not work safe though  :-[

I will change the title just for you then. 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:19:55 AM
Come over and live with me for a while, dude. We can visit those brothels.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:26:52 AM
I would like that, though wiki tells me that I tell my self that even a whore couldn't love me nor accept my money.  Also dirty girls scare me.

can we pick up drunk female teachers instead?  I hear all Japanese women are submissive and unbelievably attracted to awesome white males? 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:27:37 AM
Sure, we can try. Just get over here already. Your country is too depressing for human life.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:28:38 AM
I'm in Canada though!  It's only too depressing for human life if you can't take the cold.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:30:34 AM
So you must not be able to. Get outta there!
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:31:55 AM
I feel the coldness of loneliness; only Asian hookers can set me free. 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:33:30 AM
Seriously though, if you ever wanna visit here for a bit you can stay at my place
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:36:01 AM
Someday I will take you up on that offer, and it was once my plan to visit japan soon but now I need to focus my money on moving... to the states  :-[
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:38:06 AM
Alright. But just remember, there's always English teaching jobs here if you get rejected from society lol
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:40:51 AM
have you seen my spelling skills?! 

I'd teach better German and I don't know a single word of that.   
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:43:05 AM
Come over and live with me for a while, dude. We can visit those brothels.

It was fun like that that lead to my doctor's appointment.

lol
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:43:17 AM
have you seen my spelling skills?! 

I'd teach better German and I don't know a single word of that.   

I can't spell for shit either
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:44:10 AM
have you seen my spelling skills?! 

I'd teach better German and I don't know a single word of that.   

I can't spell for shit either

what do you do then to teach english?
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:48:19 AM
Simple conversation and games and shit
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 06:52:43 AM
In elementary school my English teacher use to have us play silent ball.  O the irony. 

I could do conversation though as long as my prolonged seclusion hasn't given me speech impediments.   Maybe I can teach in japan when I  go though my eventual mental breakdown midway though uni. 

I might JET though as I find teenage Japanese girls hot. 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 06:56:39 AM
Pervert eh? Yep, that's one of the requirements to live here.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Tauntaun on September 04, 2007, 12:24:46 PM
Pervert eh? Yep, that's one of the requirements to live here.

do they still have those dirty panty machines?  :-*
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 01:54:27 PM
Yeah, but it cured my, umm, problem last year a lot better than any Japanese doctor could.

Let me check your fanny. With my dick. Fingers. Dick fingers.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2007, 06:46:16 PM
thats what my grandma thinks  :'(
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Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 07:28:56 PM
thats what my grandma thinks  :'(
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My grandma also loves Chuck Norris. 
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2007, 07:47:15 PM
talk about how you think he's gay.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 04, 2007, 08:16:14 PM
In elementary school my English teacher use to have us play silent ball.  O the irony. 

I could do conversation though as long as my prolonged seclusion hasn't given me speech impediments.   Maybe I can teach in japan when I  go though my eventual mental breakdown midway though uni.

Midway? Dude, JET won't take you without a four-year degree.
Title: Re: fucking wiki-self diagnosis [might be NSFW]
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 04, 2007, 08:29:17 PM
In elementary school my English teacher use to have us play silent ball.  O the irony. 

I could do conversation though as long as my prolonged seclusion hasn't given me speech impediments.   Maybe I can teach in japan when I  go though my eventual mental breakdown midway though uni.

Midway? Dude, JET won't take you without a four-year degree.

fine then during my break down I will develop another personality that just so happens to to be an Asian hooker.  It will be hip, like paranoia agent.