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Title: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 09:58:22 PM
BlueTsunami, you're a shithead. This movie was GOD FUCKING AWFUL.

I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING SEEN HALLOWEEN
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: Mupepe on September 04, 2007, 10:11:23 PM
is it like Halloween bad?
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:11:51 PM
If I would have rather seen Halloween instead, what do you think!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: bagofeyes on September 04, 2007, 10:15:41 PM
When was The Fountain released?
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:33:00 PM
BLUETSUNAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 04, 2007, 10:36:38 PM
:rofl

I was being sarcastic! Yeah the movie is pretty fucken horrible. Did you like the plot twist? eh eh? FUUUUCK
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:37:44 PM
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING PLOT TWIST

THEY PULLED TWO OF THEM

I THINK

AGH

I HATE THIS MOVIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 04, 2007, 10:39:24 PM
The original Rogue was killed by the asian FBI agent that Rogue tried to kill. Then the asian FBI agent got his face changed to look like Rogue but somehow his english dialect devolved and he spoke broken chinaman english. He did this so he could enact revenge on the Yakuza. wowowowow
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:40:24 PM
Ok, I thought that was it. So why the fuck did the other guy die? Why did Chinaman shoot him? I thought they were gonna pull down each others pants and jerk off.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2007, 10:41:08 PM
BUT BUT BUT :(

I was excited about this movie, its almost like a king kong vs godzilla match up
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: Mupepe on September 04, 2007, 10:42:08 PM
BUT BUT BUT :(

I was excited about this movie, its almost like a king kong vs godzilla match up
for real, but I just read the "twist" and it was terrible.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2007, 10:43:05 PM
how is the action? Oh well I have Transporter 1 and 2 and Crank :(
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 04, 2007, 10:43:37 PM
Ok, I thought that was it. So why the fuck did the other guy die? Why did Chinaman shoot him? I thought they were gonna pull down each others pants and jerk off.

:lol

The Brit dude from Crank? Well, appearently he was really the dirty agent and was in it with the Yakuza (though, you would have never have known this since the movie doesn't even allude to him being dirty until the end). But he feels bad for his friend dieing (since he knew about the Yakuza plot to hurt him) and always thought it was the real rogue that did this.

There was a sniper stationed there to kill Rogue but when the Brit dude found out it was really his friend, he blocks the bullet with his body! (as you saw). Then he dies and thats it. It was one of the worse endings ever.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:44:37 PM
The action is complete shit. There's like, 3 fight scenes, and they're over after about 5 minutes. I can jerk off longer than that. I think.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2007, 10:45:37 PM
thats BULLSHIT! HOW DID THIS MOVIE GET CALLED WAR?!?!??!
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:46:29 PM
Because the whole movie is based around a Yakuza war.

And you wonder why people pirate shit.

I should have just watched my new Hot Fuzz HD-DVD.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 04, 2007, 10:46:51 PM
Its like a Documentory on the War between the Triads and the Yakuza, if FoC wrote the screenplay.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: bluemax on September 04, 2007, 10:47:22 PM
thats BULLSHIT! HOW DID THIS MOVIE GET CALLED WAR?!?!??!

It was called Rogue previously. My roommate 2 years ago interned on it. I should've stolen the script he had.
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: demi on September 04, 2007, 10:47:39 PM
I like how the asian man dies

Then they introduce his new partner -- a black man, who says "Brotha" at least 3 times

Then, the black man dies by getting pegged with a bullet just out of nowhere
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 04, 2007, 10:48:20 PM
I like how the asian man dies

Then they introduce his new partner -- a black man, who says "Brotha" at least 3 times

Then, the black man dies by getting pegged with a bullet just out of nowhere

Thats almost as bad as the hip hop kid in Hot Shots Tennis that stands on his hands and makes hip hop noises
Title: Re: Worst Movie of 2007 - War
Post by: Tauntaun on September 05, 2007, 12:24:20 AM
I like how the asian man dies

Then they introduce his new partner -- a black man, who says "Brotha" at least 3 times

Then, the black man dies by getting pegged with a bullet just out of nowhere

the only thing the black guy says in that movie is "mutha fucka", like, seriously  :-\  but I enjoyed it.  :-*