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Title: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 11:17:21 AM
(http://www.jeux-france.com/Webmasters/Images/57321020070413_124243_0_big.jpg)

... what the hell
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2007, 11:18:25 AM
Just get Luminous Arc, it has that dumb relationship stuff after battles. You can pretend you arent screaming "nice tits" for once. lolololol.

Also Final Fantasy art has been teh bad for a while now. FF12 was a recent exception, but even then all the dudes looked pretty femme
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 11:25:14 AM
I only screamed nice tits once, and that was to a bitch.

Final Fantasy art has been bad for a while, but it's beyond ridiculous when that type of crap infiltrates a TACTICS game.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2007, 11:27:50 AM
Oh, cause screaming nice tits cause it was 'to a bitch' is so classy if its just once.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 11:30:45 AM
You got it.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Robo on September 05, 2007, 12:22:55 PM
That picture reminds me of the time one of my parent's dogs ate a bunch of gummi worms and hurled on the kitchen floor.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Mupepe on September 05, 2007, 01:00:02 PM
DUDE!  SHE'S NOT A FUCKIN BITCH! 

WANNA FIGHT??
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 01:01:05 PM
Looks better than Persona 3

I'll be buying it
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: cubicle47b on September 05, 2007, 01:20:49 PM
That's fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.  It's so sad what Square has done with Tactics.  At least War of the Lions will stick kick ass.

Only Vaan and Larsa look too feminine in XII.  The rest of the cast is fine.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Candyflip on September 05, 2007, 05:03:21 PM
Not a surprise seeing as Advance 1 was complete horse crap too. I didn't even think it was possible for them to ruin an FFT sequel, but somehow they've managed to do it twice (apparently).
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2007, 05:05:09 PM
I guess I don't seem to be able to tell why FFTA was so crappy.  Someone tell me why, I'm serious.  I played the original Tactics after Advance, and yeah it was tons better, but I never thought Advance was downright shitty.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 05:08:13 PM
1. the story
2. the fact it had the words tactics in it but required little strategy
3. the characters
4. the fact it wasn't a blood bath or anything like that like in fft or tactics ogre or whatever matsuno game
5. it was kiddy
6. laws
7. watered down job system iirc
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Mupepe on September 05, 2007, 05:08:27 PM
I guess I don't seem to be able to tell why FFTA was so crappy.  Someone tell me why, I'm serious.  I played the original Tactics after Advance, and yeah it was tons better, but I never thought Advance was downright shitty.
Judges
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 05:09:15 PM
Oh god the law system made me want to throw the game out of my gba sp and urinate on it
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Candyflip on September 05, 2007, 05:10:30 PM
I guess I don't seem to be able to tell why FFTA was so crappy.  Someone tell me why, I'm serious.  I played the original Tactics after Advance, and yeah it was tons better, but I never thought Advance was downright shitty.
-Dumbed down job system, split between races. Completely pointless, thrown in to make fans think it was a whole new exciting aspect. I think I could have beaten the game using 3 classes. Fail.
-Could not stand the whole "make the map this way and get secret items" shit they tried to rip off. It's been done before, and it sucked then too.
-Inability to rotate the camera in game.
-"Judging" system. Again, just another thing they forced in to the game to give it that fresh feel.
-Kiddy story. Come on. I usually don't complain about this, but it was awful.
-Very cluttered game menu.
-Retardedly easy. I beat this in three sittings. I was 12.

At least, that's how I remember it. Granted I haven't picked the game up since I beat it 4 years ago, but w/e.

I think Fire Emblem 8 came out a year or two later though, so that made it all better. I did enjoy that game.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 05:15:16 PM
Oh God. The fact you couldn't rotate the camera was a BIG hit. The thing about FFTA2 is that you can't rotate the camera in that either apparently.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 05:24:45 PM
I guess I don't seem to be able to tell why FFTA was so crappy.  Someone tell me why, I'm serious.  I played the original Tactics after Advance, and yeah it was tons better, but I never thought Advance was downright shitty.

Dunno, really. People just hate it. SRPGs are great. I prefer FFTA to Knight of Lodis.

Stupid ass battles where you have to split up your team oh wait oops I only grinded my main team now I have to fight this battle with my weak members oops now I'm stuck.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 05, 2007, 05:27:23 PM
Knights of Lodis is horrible and an abortion. Where is my true Tactics Ogre sequel?

FOr the record, FFTA IS better than Knights of Lodis.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: cubicle47b on September 05, 2007, 05:29:11 PM
Quote
Fire Emblem 8

 :-*
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Candyflip on September 05, 2007, 05:37:42 PM
Quote
Fire Emblem 8

 :-*
Motha fuckin YES
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 05:53:18 PM
FFTA is trash. I really don't understand why so many people like it. Shitty ass game.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2007, 07:17:38 PM
FFTA is trash. I really don't understand why so many people like it. Shitty ass game.

Er, apparently no one DOES like it.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Candyflip on September 05, 2007, 07:42:35 PM
FFTA is trash. I really don't understand why so many people like it. Shitty ass game.

Er, apparently no one DOES like it.
Every review named it dumb shit like "The best RPG this year" IIRC. They must have been high.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 10:02:12 PM
FFTA is trash. I really don't understand why so many people like it. Shitty ass game.

Er, apparently no one DOES like it.
Every review named it dumb shit like "The best RPG this year" IIRC. They must have been high.
And a lot of people at GAF are anticipating FFTA2. Fools...
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 10:04:10 PM
I'm buying FFTA2. At least it's not Persona 3.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 11:07:13 PM
FFTA was fun, and I'm looking forward to FFTA2.
The fact that it wasn't as good as FFT doesn't detract from it being a good game in its own right.
No, it was just a crappy game, period. It has nothing to do with it not being as good as FFT.

It's still better than 90% of the SRPGs out there.
:lol
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 11:10:58 PM
Beezy's SRPG experience is from

* Fire Emblem
* Final Fantasy Tactics
* Being Black
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 11:17:35 PM
No, it was just a crappy game, period. It has nothing to do with it not being as good as FFT.

This is bollocks. Everyone who played FFTA before FFT can see the qualities of FFTA, but people who played FFT first just felt let down. Admit it.
Admit what? I never even touched FFT until earlier this year. I played FFTA when it first came out and I couldn't stand it.
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: demi on September 05, 2007, 11:26:50 PM
No, it was just a crappy game, period. It has nothing to do with it not being as good as FFT.

This is bollocks. Everyone who played FFTA before FFT can see the qualities of FFTA, but people who played FFT first just felt let down. Admit it.
Admit what? I never even touched FFT until earlier this year. I played FFTA when it first came out and I couldn't stand it.

* Fire Emblem
* Final Fantasy Tactics
* Being Black
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Beezy on September 05, 2007, 11:35:28 PM
 :lol

Wait, how does me being black count as SRPG experience?
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 05, 2007, 11:46:59 PM
gotta figure out a way to out run the coppers
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: demi on September 06, 2007, 12:11:17 AM
:lol

Wait, how does me being black count as SRPG experience?

Gang wars
Title: Re: Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 2 looks like shit thread #2
Post by: Himu on September 06, 2007, 01:50:51 PM
FFTA is trash. I really don't understand why so many people like it. Shitty ass game.

Er, apparently no one DOES like it.
Every review named it dumb shit like "The best RPG this year" IIRC. They must have been high.
And a lot of people at GAF are anticipating FFTA2. Fools...

I bet you most of them haven't played the original FFT. I have a friend who loved FFTA. He was like,"Man I really want an FFTA2..." a year or two ago and I'm all..."dude..just play the original.."