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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 01:54:19 AM

Title: One of my students is TEEN PREGNANT!!! :O
Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 01:54:19 AM
First day of classes here at the technical school I work at (which is not my main school), and one of the few girl students in the class (the school is 95% boys) walks in looking like she has a watermelon stuffed under her shirt.

 :o

 :o

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Post by: demi on September 07, 2007, 01:55:02 AM
Imagine when she had sex to have that baby. I wonder how many tears rolled down her face.
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 01:55:25 AM
It's not like the porns, demi!!!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 07, 2007, 01:57:40 AM
So when they realize who the father is, are you going to be sent back to Mexico? 
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Post by: demi on September 07, 2007, 01:58:48 AM
It's not like the porns, demi!!!

Keep telling yourself that.
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Post by: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 02:07:10 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 07, 2007, 02:08:41 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately. 
Title: Re: One of my students is TEEN PREGNANT!!! :O
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 07, 2007, 02:09:13 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately. 

 :lol
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Post by: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 02:09:28 AM
Ichirou, you old dog. You shouldve waited till closer towards the end of your contract.
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 02:57:59 AM
So when they realize who the father is, are you going to be sent back to Mexico? 

Ichirou, you old dog. You shouldve waited till closer towards the end of your contract.

Hahahah, I don't mess around with students.

There's a few female teachers at my base school who are gorgeous, tho.
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Post by: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 03:13:27 AM
Ask them out. One for you, one for me.
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 03:18:10 AM
They no speaka da english.
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Post by: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 03:19:49 AM
I speak the language of love.


And Japanese.
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 03:31:01 AM
Fuck is a word that pretty much everyone knows right? 
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 03:31:59 AM
True, that.
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Post by: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 03:33:36 AM
fuck choudai lol
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 03:55:16 AM
How do you say "i want to tap that ass" in japanese? 
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 03:59:51 AM
Onani daisuki. Plz tell that to a hot Japanese girl and then tell me her reaction.
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 07, 2007, 04:02:33 AM
If you're in a loud club she'll probably think you're just asking what her honorable interests are.
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 04:04:07 AM
I've been wondering all day who the father of that student's baby might be (if it's one of the seniors).
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 04:07:17 AM
What does Onani daisuki mean?  I'll try it on some Japanese girls over here.  Do Japanese girls like dirty talk or phone sex?  Phone sex can be lots of fun with the right person.  
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 04:09:45 AM
Onani daisuki means "I want you, I love you, I need you."
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Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 04:10:49 AM
I don't want to say I love you though.  I like being honest. 
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 04:14:34 AM
Onani daisuki is the most honest thing you can ever say to a woman.

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Actually, it means that you love masturbation.
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Post by: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 04:25:27 AM
How do you say "i want to tap that ass" in japanese? 
私はそのろばを叩きたいと思う
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Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 04:26:41 AM
Stop abusing Babelfish, Synbios.
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Post by: Synbios459 on September 07, 2007, 04:35:20 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately. 
Yeah I guess, but seriously how common is teen pregnancy there?
Title: Re: One of my students is TEEN PREGNANT!!! :O
Post by: drozmight on September 07, 2007, 05:29:49 AM
So when they realize who the father is, are you going to be sent back to Mexico? 

Ichirou, you old dog. You shouldve waited till closer towards the end of your contract.

Hahahah, I don't mess around with students.

There's a few female teachers at my base school who are gorgeous, tho.

Is a base school anything like a basestar?
Title: Re: One of my students is TEEN PREGNANT!!! :O
Post by: etiolate on September 07, 2007, 05:34:06 AM
Is teen pregnancy common in Japan? And Japanese people don't have issues with abortion, right?

To hid your true intention it would have been better to ask those questions separately. 

 :lol
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Post by: bagofeyes on September 07, 2007, 09:13:36 AM
ろば?  :lol
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Post by: bork on September 07, 2007, 10:59:10 AM
Base school = the main school ALTs report to for work. 

They no speaka da english.

So what?  That didn't stop me!
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 07, 2007, 12:33:20 PM
How do you say "i want to tap that ass" in japanese? 
私はそのろばを叩きたいと思う

:o

:lol :lol :lol
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Post by: demi on September 07, 2007, 01:13:44 PM
I've been wondering all day who the father of that student's baby might be (if it's one of the seniors).

Probably her own dad.

Famuhly Honah
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Post by: Prost on September 07, 2007, 01:41:01 PM
you say teen but what is that, 13? 19?
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Post by: bork on September 07, 2007, 11:02:50 PM
High school would be around 15-18, possibly 14.

I've been wondering all day who the father of that student's baby might be (if it's one of the seniors).

Probably her own dad.

Famuhly Honah

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Title: Re: One of my students is TEEN PREGNANT!!! :O
Post by: Ichirou on September 07, 2007, 11:48:19 PM
you say teen but what is that, 13? 19?

17.
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Post by: brawndolicious on September 08, 2007, 01:46:00 AM
there was a girl at my high school who was pregnant with her third child in junior year.

she's mexican but that's still a good effort.