THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on September 07, 2007, 04:39:23 PM

Title: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: demi on September 07, 2007, 04:39:23 PM
(http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/818/818597/lair-20070907112113601.jpg)

They gave me a reviewer's guide to help me out.
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: T234 on September 07, 2007, 04:40:23 PM
WTF that was you holy shit
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Mupepe on September 07, 2007, 04:43:51 PM
That's not Demi.  That guy doesn't have jizz on his face :drool
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2007, 05:08:01 PM
this isn't demi

demi is hot this guy is eww
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 07, 2007, 05:10:09 PM
does the reviewer's guide say "we recommend you give this game an 8.5"
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 07, 2007, 05:14:23 PM
does the reviewer's guide say "we recommend you give this game an 8.5"

How big are the gratuity checks included in the reviewer's guide?
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 07, 2007, 05:15:58 PM
this isn't demi

demi is hot this guy is eww

qft. 
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 07, 2007, 05:17:42 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 07, 2007, 05:20:38 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something

Holy shit yer right. Thats creepy.
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: bud on September 07, 2007, 05:22:54 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something

you're androgynous, too?
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on September 07, 2007, 05:24:45 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something

I thought the same thing, only for me
do you look like me? DO YOU??
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: demi on September 07, 2007, 05:25:38 PM
Man, you guys are ugly.
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 07, 2007, 05:30:39 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something

I thought the same thing, only for me
do you look like me? DO YOU??

Thank you both from abstaining from Smash Bros, if I saw a group of people that looked like you playing it, I would no longer be inclined to like it.   :P
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2007, 05:32:32 PM
I liked the bk beast better before the sex change :-\
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: TVC15 on September 07, 2007, 05:33:34 PM
Lair is my BOMBA of the Year.  I honestly doubt I will play a worse game this year.  No exaggeration--Two Worlds is a better game.
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2007, 05:34:01 PM
demi is probably the hottest guy at eb
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: TVC15 on September 07, 2007, 05:36:02 PM
demi is probably the hottest guy at eb

Only when Synbios is not available.
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 07, 2007, 05:53:49 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something

you're androgynous, too?

nah, but i have those glasses and those bug eyes. ew!
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2007, 05:59:16 PM
if i was a man i'd do you :-*
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 06:33:06 PM
that guy looks like a fatter stupider version of me with a worse haircut, which is really sayin' something

you're androgynous, too?

nah, but i have those glasses and those bug eyes. ew!

No wonder you hate ninthings.  You look like one of their leaders.  Is it the same kind of self loathing that gay Republicans have? 
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 07, 2007, 07:09:52 PM
i do not fathom your analogy
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 07, 2007, 07:21:44 PM
I think the creepiest thing about the picture is the kleenex-at-the-ready on his desk
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 07, 2007, 07:35:16 PM
Never mind, Prole.  The troll is already ruined if you have to explain it.  Although I think you know what I'm talking about. 


I think the creepiest thing about the picture is the kleenex-at-the-ready on his desk

Maybe he knew that he was going to be sick after playing Lair? 
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Bloodwake on September 07, 2007, 09:34:05 PM
Demi reviews for IGN?


Time to get fucked up guys.
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 10, 2007, 02:05:32 AM
Lair is the first real "proof of PS3 concept" game IMO, power of cell, advantage of BR, 7.1 sound etc... all the things that seperates the PS3 from the competition. As sonyfans have been blathering on about for a while "This is Kutaragi's game..."

and if ever a game was a fitting analogy for the PS3, this hulking great brown turd is it. Hyped to the moon and back by sonyfans (who now claim they didn't expect it to be any good anyways and that year or so of going on about how great it was going to be didn't actually happen),

Yeah, it's really funny how the sonyfans claim that it's trolling to call Lair a disappointment because they knew all along that it was going to suck.  Nevermind that it was on the list just a month ago alongside KZ2, HS, Uncharted, Ratchet, etc of games that were so awesome, only because of the power of the PS3. 

The best thing about Lair is that hopefully developers would give up on making Sixaxis an integral part of PS3 games.  Shaking the controller, ala NG:Sigma and Resistance, does nothing to add to the experience either.  Just admit Sixaxis was a failure and give us back rumble. 


Anyway, it's time for this pic again.

(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/1185767992689.png)
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Ichirou on September 10, 2007, 02:07:13 AM
Rumble is coming back eventually, isn't it?  Didn't I read on GAF that Sony had settled with that company for new rumble technology for the PS3?
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: Smooth Groove on September 10, 2007, 02:08:51 AM
Rumble is coming back eventually, isn't it?  Didn't I read on GAF that Sony had settled with that company for new rumble technology for the PS3?

I think so, but they're taking a long time with it.  They should just sell a controller without Sixaxis because I don't want to pay for something that I'll never use. 
Title: Re: Just got a job at IGN, my first game: Lair
Post by: bagofeyes on September 10, 2007, 04:42:31 AM
I'm so sick of ugly people giving the internet a bad name