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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 03:23:02 AM

Title: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 03:23:02 AM
lol, if only it were this easy to get rid of presidents (prime ministers, whatevahhhh) in the US of A.

EDIT: Thread title changed to get more japafags to come visit.
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: bagofeyes on September 12, 2007, 03:24:41 AM
lol and now we get super-right aso. 'I blame all the LDPs problems on foreigners'
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 03:26:36 AM
It's true, though, foreigners ruin everything.  Just imagine Synbios coming to Japan...and breeding.
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: bagofeyes on September 12, 2007, 03:29:29 AM
Lock the doors, Aso. Lock the doors.
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 03:32:24 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Taro_Aso.jpg)
"Everything will be cool, dudes.  I'M HERE TO TAKE OVAR."
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 12, 2007, 03:33:11 AM
Lock the doors, Aso. Lock the doors.

I think all you need to do is shut them for Synbios.
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: bagofeyes on September 12, 2007, 03:34:24 AM
Lock the doors, Aso. Lock the doors.

I think all you need to do is shut them for Synbios.

 :o :lol ouch
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 03:36:06 AM
Lock the doors, Aso. Lock the doors.

I think all you need to do is shut them for Synbios.

OH FUCK

:rofl
Title: Re: Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 03:39:30 AM
Hahaha, I was just reading Taro Aso's (probably the next Prime Minister) Wiki page.  The guy's a complete douchebag.

Some of the things he's said:

At a meeting of the Kono Group in 2001, Aso drew criticism when he said that "those burakumin can't become prime minister," a statement directed at Hiromu Nonaka, a burakumin member of the Diet. Aso's office attempted to clarify the statements by saying that they were misunderstood.

Burakumin are a discriminated minority in Japan.  It'd be like an American politician saying "those blacks can't become president."

In 2001 as economics minister he was quoted as saying he wanted to make Japan a country where "rich Jews" would like to live.

Paging Willco! Oh, wait...he said rich.  :lol

On October 15, 2005, he praised Japan for having "one nation, one civilization, one language, one culture and one race," and stated that it was the only such country in the world.

Sieg heil!

At a lecture in Nagasaki Prefecture, Aso referred to a Japanese peace initiative, saying, "Japan is doing what the Americans can't do. Japanese are trusted [by the Middle Eastern countries]. It would probably be no good to have blue eyes and blond hair."[10] Japanese papers also reported Aso as saying, "Luckily, Japanese have yellow faces. We did not exploit, or shoot machine guns there (in the Middle East)".

lawwwwllll
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: brawndolicious on September 12, 2007, 04:21:33 AM
how did he get impeached?
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: bork on September 12, 2007, 04:25:36 AM
OH!  GULEETO! 

Abe is gone.  Okay.  And then this Aso guy sounds like a real, well, you know...dick.     :-\

how did he get impeached?

He didn't.  He stepped down.
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: brawndolicious on September 12, 2007, 04:27:38 AM
well I mean like who did he kill?
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Ichirou on September 12, 2007, 04:31:18 AM
so who did he kill?

His administration was incredibly corrupt - so much so that one of his ministers (agriculture, I think) committed suicide because he was being indicted.
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: cloudwalking on September 12, 2007, 04:46:11 AM
Lock the doors, Aso. Lock the doors.

I think all you need to do is shut them for Synbios.

wow haha

that was a total
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n156/meganekko_pie/7563a6e6.gif)
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Azureth on September 12, 2007, 05:41:02 AM
Shinzo "Dishonest" Abe more like it. :D
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: bagofeyes on September 12, 2007, 05:42:00 AM
lol good one
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: Azureth on September 12, 2007, 05:53:50 AM
LOL, I'd like to see Lincoln kick Shinzos ass!
Title: Re: Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo "Honest" Abe is gone
Post by: bagofeyes on September 12, 2007, 06:58:25 AM
more like linkin park amirite?  :lol