Shut up you filthy Canadian!
Uncle Sam's going to send up a few aircraft carriers and go all panama on your ass.
We have Teddy on ice bitches.
You sure he's still on ice? All you Americans using your SUV's didn't free him from his frozen prison? He's probably already escaped to Africa to shoot at animals the size of a small house; couse thats the only thing he can hit!
Besides we're not scared, you Americans would probably mistake Greenland for Canada and attack it instead.
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thats a fuck awesome picture.
If Teddy were alive today he'd drive an H3...
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...up your ass.