THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on September 15, 2007, 02:08:44 PM
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Doug says:
omg phone internet
Ryan says:
omg phone
Ryan says:
sup
Doug says:
getting brakes fixed, I am at deeny's
Doug says:
deeny's is like denny's, but full of smelly olds
Ryan says:
BISCUiTS N GRAVY
Ryan says:
im without food till I leave the house
Ryan says:
ill have to remember to eat something lol
Doug says:
YES
Ryan says:
how much are breaks
Doug says:
there's some seriously stoned-ass white trash couple next to me in the lounge, ordering drinks
Doug says:
dunno yet, 30 minutes til the truck is benched
Ryan says:
jeeze, must be busy
Doug says:
ja
Doug says:
jesus, the dude is chuggin bloody marys
Ryan says:
hardcore
Doug says:
he's fuckin drunk
Doug says:
as long as he doesn't talk to me, he can go crazy
Ryan says:
just dont look him in the eyes
Doug says:
I won't!
Ryan says:
cause he'll view it as a challenge
Doug says:
this is like being back in chehalis
Ryan says:
its not even early saturday, what are they doing there
Doug says:
chick "whar yeeeeewwwwww goin" him "I just gonna sit down" chick "yeeeer on the flooooorrr silly" him "oh yeeeeeeeah"
Ryan says:
haha
Doug says:
jesus, so drunk
Ryan says:
drunks
Doug says:
it's 10 in the morning!!!
Ryan says:
I doubt they have a lot planned for the day
Doug says:
hahahahaha, true
Doug says:
him "heeeeey miss this olive aint reaall"
Doug says:
hahaha
Doug says:
jesus
Doug says:
poor waitress
Ryan says:
how long have they been there
Doug says:
him " ah shore do LOVE DESE HASH TATOES!!!!!"
Ryan says:
haha
Ryan says:
im surprised they let him stay
Doug says:
dunno, they were here before me
Doug says:
the waitress looks too worn out
Doug says:
I think they're gonna dash
Ryan says:
I SURE DO LIKE DEM DER POTATOES
Doug says:
no way
Ryan says:
haha omg
Ryan says:
hahahha
Doug says:
omg omg
Ryan says:
haha
Doug says:
get this
Doug says:
they are evil
Doug says:
the drunk gal sees the waitress coming
Doug says:
and says I want my toast inna box
Ryan says:
wtf lol
Doug says:
she goes to get the box
Doug says:
hold on, manager coming
Ryan says:
did they try to dash or what
Doug says:
yeah
Doug says:
hahahahahaha
Doug says:
omfg
Doug says:
there's a cop eating here
Ryan says:
hahaha
Doug says:
oh jesus
Doug says:
this is so sad
Doug says:
cop has em outside
Doug says:
pwned
Ryan says:
well I guess they do have plans for the day
Doug says:
hahahahaha
Doug says:
gal is crying so loud I can hear it
Doug says:
she's just wailing
Ryan says:
lol
Doug says:
wtf saturday morning
Doug says:
this is just surreal
Ryan says:
thats why I spend so much time at home lol
Ryan says:
why go outside, everyone is space crazy
Doug says:
seriously
Doug says:
post this convo to evilboreO
Ryan says:
k
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Doug says:
post this convo to evilboreO
Ryan says:
k
:rofl
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MAF=Ryan?
:o
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Not finding a drunk at Denny's at any time of the day would be well out of the ordinary.
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I said "wow."
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MAF=Ryan?
:o
What's so shocking? It's not like his real name is Bubba or something like that.
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MAF=Ryan?
:o
What's so shocking? It's not like his real name is Bubba or something like that.
I expected it to be something like Michael Antonio Fredrick :-\
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MAF=Ryan?
:o
What's so shocking? It's not like his real name is Bubba or something like that.
I expected it to be something like Michael Antonio Fredrick :-\
It could be. That might be why he calls himself "Ryan". lol
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haha, wow, that was a fucked up experience. i thought bothell was white BREAD, not white TRASH!
anyhow, the pair looked like meth heads -- they were both scraggly and spun out lookin', all dressed in threadbare sweats and dirty shirts. the guy was so visibly drunk it wasn't funny, and the gal would periodically get up and wander about the lounge, braying stupid remarks like "yeeewww need new menus HNAW HNAW HNAW" or "i love this place HNAW HNAW." like our convo mentioned, the guy pushed himself up out of the booth and then sat down on the floor with his back against the booth bench with his head lolling. they'd been there quite a while, and the put-upon waitress finally brought their tab which made the gal get all drunk-huffy and go " weee ain't done yet!!"
the stupid methbitch decides to get all clever and goes "AHH WANT MAH TOAST INNA BOX TEEWW GOOO" and as soon as the waitress leaves they fuckin DASH and go out the emergency exit. apparently this shit happens a bit because the emergency exit was unwired. on the other hand, there were no less than THREE bike cops eating there -- as always, bothell is copland -- and one of 'em apparently intercepted the couple outside. they were so drunk they didn't get far, i guess, because the gal starts wailing and screeching outside where everyone inside can hear it. "YEEEWWW CAN'T DO THIS, WE WERE GONNA PAY, WE WERE JUST USIN' THE BATHROOM!!!!" i wish they'd had the blinds up so i could see the cop pwn them.
oh and get this: they called each other "goose" (the guy) and "trim" (the girl). the fuck! this is an snl sketch, not real life!
anyway, NEVER GO OUTSIDE.
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MAF=Ryan?
:o
What's so shocking? It's not like his real name is Bubba or something like that.
I expected it to be something like Michael Antonio Fredrick :-\
It could be. That might be why he calls himself "Ryan". lol
:lol :lol :lol
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That's probably the best txt conversation I've ever read. I'm emailing it to my friend in Singapore.
The part where MAF says they don't have plans for the day was gold.
The part where the girl asks for a box for her toast was gold.
The fact that there was a cop there to bust them on the dash was gold.
The fact that MAF follows that up by saying they do have plans for the day was brilliant.
Amazing, amazing experience.
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anyway, NEVER GO OUTSIDE.
Way ahead of you
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Not finding a drunk at Denny's at any time of the day would be well out of the ordinary.
:spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :spin :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Denny's anywhere is a scary place.
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holy shit, I just read drinky's comments...
Goose and TRIM?
I want to take a "Crying Game" esque shower after reading that :'(
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That was fucking hilarious. You are an astute of observer of human nature. I woulda just been going "Buncha freaks," but you made a story out of it that delighted all of us Evilboreans.
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hehe nice work doug. you too ryan.
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there's a denny's here that has so many people dine-and-ditch that they hire an off-duty cop with a gun to stand near the only exit.
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There are always cops in our local Denny's too, but they're in uniform. They sit and drink coffee. There was a shooting there shortly before/after New Year's last year, and I don't recall seeing cops there before that so maybe that's why.
Ecro and I went to Denny's tonight. Lumberjack Slam for me, and I polished off about 3/4 of the food. I usually can't even get to the pancakes and tonight I had 1.5 of them. :D