THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on September 18, 2007, 10:12:22 AM
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anyone else wake up horny and somewhat excited? i don't know why either. today will probably suck. i have nacho cheese (homemade that someone made me!!!) and chips. should i just eat it for breakfast?
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yes
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Do it. Prove that all the stereotypes about mexicans are true.
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PENIS!
:hyper
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You know - you could have 2x the good time.
Jizz in the xheese and serve someone else nachos ;)
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You know - you could have 2x the good time.
Jizz in the xheese and serve someone else nachos ;)
:lol :lol :lol
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I actually did wake up with a massive erection this morning, it was all POW nicca! and I almost poked my eye out! :-*
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my erections have been weak lately :-\
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my erections have been weak lately :-\
I'll send you some of my pubes as they are imbued with "Awesome" which in scientific speak would result in Erectilius Totalus. :-*
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actually thats what my doctor recommended, your pubes.
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this is kinda sexy. keep talking guys. i will rub one out.
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actually thats what my doctor recommended, your pubes.
There's a simple procedure too once you acquire my Pubisus Totalusisus.
1. Sneak a hawt woman's panties (make sure she's not an ugger or fatter or this could kill you).
2. Place pubes in crotch spot of panties.
3. Munch on pubes through panties absorbing their power and essence.
4.? ? ? ?
5. Profit (i.e. MASSIVE ERECTION!)
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massive erection is the ultimate payout
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massive erection is the ultimate payout
dude of course it is, you're in the land of the golden shower yellow sun, land of NINJAS!
www.realultimatepower.net (http://www.realultimatepower.net)
you could totally cut off heads and pork a massive crotch :punch
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I woke up somewhat lagged thanks to the 80 gajillion whiskey sours I had last night
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I woke up very refreshed today, but not horny/excited. I do wake up horny sometimes, though! :D
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So what sucked was like 2 nights ago i sooo had to rub one out and well i had a bad sinus headache/borderline sinus infection....
I hate when your body says "do it now" and your brain feels like that :(
For those that dont know how it works, as your excitement level increses the headache pain increases. So you keep having to stop, and start as the pain gets to a state that is impossible to bear. Finally when you get off, instaed of laying back and feeling good, you slowly sink into a sea of throbbing pain that you will feel for a while :(
I think its the worst feeling to have ever.
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I woke up very refreshed today, but not horny/excited. I do wake up horny sometimes, though! :D
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So what sucked was like 2 nights ago i sooo had to rub one out and well i had a bad sinus headache/borderline sinus infection....
I hate when your body says "do it now" and your brain feels like that :(
For those that dont know how it works, as your excitement level increses the headache pain increases. So you keep having to stop, and start as the pain gets to a state that is impossible to bear. Finally when you get off, instaed of laying back and feeling good, you slowly sink into a sea of throbbing pain that you will feel for a while :(
I think its the worst feeling to have ever.
hahaha i've done that where i've either smoked or drank too much and i have a headache. so bad, yes so good.
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I couldn't get out of bed this morning.
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I woke up very refreshed today, but not horny/excited. I do wake up horny sometimes, though! :D
Why hello there. So... what do you do then?