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Title: These things are bullshit
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2007, 11:08:46 PM
(http://images.usatoday.com/money/_photos/2007/03/28/steamx.jpg)

on the box it looks like three big goddamned hunks of grilled chicken, but in reality there's three dinky pieces about the size of your thumb with grill marks drawn on them
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2007, 11:09:45 PM
i'm sorry, dude, but the "drawn-on grill marks" bit made me lol because IT'S SO TRUE :lol
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2007, 11:10:26 PM
Just go to the grocery store and get some boneless chicken breasts, some bell peppers, black eyed peas (you can get frozen ones), and some salad ingrediants
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 20, 2007, 11:11:27 PM
cooking is for the mexican help
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2007, 11:12:00 PM
george foreman isn't mexican!
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: Eel O'Brian on September 20, 2007, 11:13:38 PM
I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: GilloD on September 20, 2007, 11:23:04 PM
I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.

 :lol This is my favorite post about life in the 21st century.
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 20, 2007, 11:33:23 PM
I hate all those diet tv dinners. FAT IS FLAVOR KIDS
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: Candyflip on September 21, 2007, 02:57:02 AM
I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.
:lol Oh my god.
Title: Re: These things are bullshit
Post by: xnikki118x on September 21, 2007, 04:39:08 AM
I cook sometimes, but I thought I'd try this because "steams right in your microwave!" appealed to the lazy distinguished mentally-challenged fellow inside me.  I thought it would be fun to watch it steam, but it really didn't do much of shit except spin around in the microwave.
:lol Oh my god.

:rofl