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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on September 22, 2007, 03:35:01 PM

Title: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2007, 03:35:01 PM
So I was talking to this black girl I know at school. She is resistent to anything sexual and does not "get" sex jokes in the least. She came over last night and wondered where my house mate was. I told her that he was probably out with his girlfriend getting carpet burn right now. She didn't understand what I meant at all and was actually worried he had gotten carpet burn because she says "it hurts".

She says she was home schooled, has asbergers, and struggles talking to men. She's 25 and told me she's a virgin.

The other night I went over to her place to chat and watch a movie with her housemates (Hot Fuzz fyi). She told me that 2 years prior she went to a guy's place and tried to get her on his bed and she wasn't comfortable with men ever since. Not that it mattered because I'm not interested in her anyways. I dunno why she told me this. Probably thought I was going to rape her.

She constantly says she's from the school of the hard knocks and I dunno why. Like, she'll say,"I'm socially confused a lot and don't know what to say in certain situations. But since I'm from the school of the hard knocks I'm doing better." to which I reply,"Okayyyyyyy"

I need to get PD hooked up with her stat. nicca can break the bitch in. If you manage to get her in bed I'll give you major kudos because I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't know what sex was.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2007, 03:52:24 PM
what's the name of the book lol
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2007, 04:00:42 PM
Why did you invite a random girl over to your house and tell her sex jokes? Seems kinda inappropriate...btw any pics? What does she look like?

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Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2007, 04:03:01 PM
NICE TITS

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2007, 04:00:42 PM
Why did you invite a random girl over to your house and tell her sex jokes?

Uhhhhhhh I didn't invite her over TO tell her sex jokes. I just like sex jokes. They're funny.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2007, 04:06:16 PM
Myspace? Just post her pics plz  :-\

There's a black girl in my accounting class who likes anime, hello kitty, and good old movies. I'll post her pics later

She's kinda good looking in the face but she looks REALLY young, and kinda like she's shy or something
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2007, 04:08:21 PM
I haven't met a single person here who likes good old movies. Folks don't like Clockwork Orange, refuse to watch Taxi Driver, and think Hitchcock is boring.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Himu on September 22, 2007, 04:11:42 PM
I'm thinking of starting a film club for people who like actually good movies
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: CajoleJuice on September 22, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
Florida lol
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Mandark on September 22, 2007, 05:34:30 PM
Quote from: Billy Rygar on September 22, 2007, 03:50:28 PM
Ian McEwan just wrote a book about two virgin's first night together in 1962.  It was hilarious and quite sad, and is a god book to read if you think holding out on sex is a good idea in the least.  I think a PD/female PD hookup would be even more hilarious.

There are rumors that this dude (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ruskin) got so freaked out by his wife's pubic hair that he never consummated the marriage.  There's also the possibility that he was a bit of a pedo, which certainly ain't mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 22, 2007, 07:25:40 PM
I'd heard that story before but in my head the protagonist had somehow gotten transmuted into Philip Larkin.  Which... wouldn't make all that much sense, I guess.

Mandark is just me with more writing talent and sans crippling psychosexual neuroses.  The references aren't really the impressive thing about him.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: brawndolicious on September 22, 2007, 09:20:20 PM
Quote from: Himuro on September 22, 2007, 04:08:21 PM
I haven't met a single person here who likes good old movies. Folks don't like Clockwork Orange, refuse to watch Taxi Driver, and think Hitchcock is boring.
I won't take this thread off-topic but I'll say one thing: Anthony Burgess.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2007, 09:27:24 PM
Quote from: Himuro on September 22, 2007, 04:08:21 PM
I haven't met a single person here who likes good old movies. Folks don't like Clockwork Orange, refuse to watch Taxi Driver, and think Hitchcock is boring.

I usually try to show films that are easier to get into; I love both of the films you mentioned but lots of chicks are turned off by that stuff. I've had some success showing stuff like In the Heat of the Night or The Paper Chase (IE date movie I used).

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Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: aoi tsuki on September 22, 2007, 09:34:04 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 22, 2007, 04:06:16 PM
Myspace? Just post her pics plz  :-\

There's a black girl in my accounting class who likes anime, hello kitty, and good old movies. I'll post her pics later

She's kinda good looking in the face but she looks REALLY young, and kinda like she's shy or something
Shy girls just need a guy (or girl) to come along and turn them out. Once you gain trust, like any other relationship, the rest is easy. As long as she's just shy and not shy and has psychological issues. They're not worth it.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Mandark on September 23, 2007, 07:26:07 AM
Billy: The most impressive thing is that I totally did NOT find out about him by Googling "pubic hair victorian shame social democracy" as far as anyone knows...

...

*cough*




tennin: You've got an account!?  Less living your life, more posting!  If this place is about one thing, it's ranking comic book movies.  But if it's about two things, it's about ranking comic book movies and having crippling psychosexual neuroses.
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: brawndolicious on September 23, 2007, 07:40:36 AM
yeah, didn't john ruskin and his wife get their marriage annulled after 7 years?  I'm just wondering how do you raise a person (who's let's assume straight) to be repulsed by pubic hair?
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: Fresh Prince on September 23, 2007, 07:52:15 AM
I think your confusing 'sexually naive' with 'porn = sex' (aka PD).
Title: Re: I met the female version of PD
Post by: brawndolicious on September 23, 2007, 08:12:33 AM
usually one of those negatives leads to the other.  god I need to sleep.