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Title: WTF MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING?!?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 24, 2007, 05:51:00 PM
 :maf
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2007, 05:51:29 PM
Come on, Will, don't leave us hangin'! Details!
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 24, 2007, 05:51:45 PM
How old is she?
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Post by: demi on September 24, 2007, 05:52:11 PM
Yeah, she offered to take my virginity, but I declined. Made a thread about it earlier.
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Post by: Fragamemnon on September 24, 2007, 05:53:23 PM
Willco, why did you post about it on GAF:

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GAF, I have a problem. My sister signed up for adult friend finder. I know what you're probably thinking, I should mind my own and let her do what she wants. Her life and everything...well, the problem is she's 8 years old.

In her account she listed that she was a Female looking for a Female and the tag-line was "come have sex wit me boys".

She doesn't have her own email address so he signed up using my dads email so, my dad had ignored it thinking it was just spam. apon further inspection however my mother learned that it was in fact real and could have only been done by my sister.

I'm sure most would find this Hilarious at first, I know I did. However after thinking about it, is this this a sign of things to come? Do you guys think that theres a good chance my sister might grow up and end up doing something, well, shameful?

Even more so, I'm kinda worried that she may be talking to someone on the computer who's telling her to do this. Shes been acting pretty weird lately like recently she tried to kiss my brother(Not the family kind of kiss).
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Post by: Mupepe on September 24, 2007, 05:55:03 PM
yeah, she's dating me.  she's a sweetheart and we're in love.
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Post by: Vizzys on September 24, 2007, 06:02:27 PM
I came in for the teh joke but everyone already took them
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 24, 2007, 06:02:39 PM
She's 16-year-old.

She just went on like her first real date with some dude that's taking her to homecoming.  His last name rhymes with condom.  It's all bad!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2007, 06:04:10 PM
She's 16-year-old.

She just went on like her first real date with some dude that's taking her to homecoming.

Good for her, I hope she enjoys homecoming.

I was expecting something messed up. This is just normal high school stuff.
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Post by: Vizzys on September 24, 2007, 06:04:27 PM
 :sp0rsk1
Title: Re: WTF MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING?!?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 24, 2007, 06:04:44 PM
SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DATE TILL SHE'S GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE
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Post by: demi on September 24, 2007, 06:05:21 PM
Why do you have to be such a Jew? If she wants some dick, let her have some dick.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 24, 2007, 06:05:40 PM
SHE IS NOT ALLOWED TO DATE TILL SHE'S GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE

Haha. This homecoming stuff is nothing. Wait till she gets to college.
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Post by: Robo on September 24, 2007, 06:05:54 PM
You need to get some serious stalking equipment and do it the Hogan way.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2007, 06:06:55 PM
Bernstein Bears and The New Baby  :-\
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 24, 2007, 06:07:13 PM
finger her asshole
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Post by: TVC15 on September 24, 2007, 06:11:14 PM
You must stop her, Willco.  Do you know what boys do to girls at homecoming?  It involved 2 litre bottles of soda.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2007, 06:13:19 PM
is he a doctor?
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Post by: TVC15 on September 24, 2007, 06:19:39 PM
is he a doctor?
(http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/313/f/9/Doctor_Who___David_Tennant_by_jennicat5.jpg)
Title: Re: WTF MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING?!?
Post by: Mupepe on September 24, 2007, 07:46:23 PM
She's 16-year-old.

She just went on like her first real date with some dude that's taking her to homecoming.  His last name rhymes with condom.  It's all bad!
people get fucked under the bleachers at homecoming!
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Post by: etiolate on September 24, 2007, 11:35:07 PM
My sister is married and I no longer have to worry about this. 

Welcome to hell Will!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 24, 2007, 11:53:20 PM
Is he Jewish?  Does he come from a good family?  How is his fathers business doing?  Would a union strengthen the family economically?  Come on Wilco dish on the details! 
Title: Re: WTF MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING?!?
Post by: etiolate on September 25, 2007, 05:12:05 AM
Oh be careful on this one.  They normally seem to go for the worst ones they can find first.
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Post by: bud on September 25, 2007, 07:09:59 AM
one of my friends has a sister who's 5 years younger than him, and she was dating before he was. :-\

like, he was 17 and she was 12 when she had her first boyfriend.
Title: Re: WTF MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING?!?
Post by: Mupepe on September 25, 2007, 10:43:16 AM
bad boys get laid by good girls.
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Post by: bluemax on September 25, 2007, 01:10:33 PM
She's 16-year-old.

She just went on like her first real date with some dude that's taking her to homecoming.  His last name rhymes with condom.  It's all bad!
people get fucked under the bleachers at homecoming!

Not at my school.
Title: Re: WTF MY LITTLE SISTER IS DATING?!?
Post by: Mupepe on September 25, 2007, 01:11:32 PM
She's 16-year-old.

She just went on like her first real date with some dude that's taking her to homecoming.  His last name rhymes with condom.  It's all bad!
people get fucked under the bleachers at homecoming!

Not at my school.
wanna fix that?  ;)