THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on September 24, 2007, 11:31:01 PM
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demi post here
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Let's meet contestant number 1. He's a schitsofranic serial killer clown, who says women lo-o-ove his sexy smile. Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharron. Sharron what's your question?
Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever. So let's say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick?
Let's see...hmm..Well I'd have to think about. I might show up in a tux...HA but I doubt. I'd probably just show up naked like I always do. And look your mamma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! Hurry up bitch I'm hungry. I smell spaghetti. I'd venture you'd be askin. Tell her "Get the food ready!" Your dad would probaly start trippin and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips. It's dinner time. We're hearing grace from your mother. I pull the forty out and pour some for your little brother. In stead I'm starin at your little sister. I'll tell ya this. Ya know for only thirteen she's got some big tits. After that your dad'll try to jump again and only this time I'd put the forty to his chin. After your mom does the dishes and the silverware I try to fuck her till I nut in my underwear.
Now let's meet contestant number 2. He's a pyscopathic, duranged crack head freak, who works for the "Dark Carnival." He says women call him stretch nuts. Sharron let's hear your question.
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions, a man who expresses himself in his own special way. Number 2 if you fell in love with me exactally how would you let me know?
First thing. I could never love you. You sound like a witchy bitch. YO FUCK YOU! But if I did I'd probably show you that I care by taking all these other muthafuckas outa here. I'll go through you phone book and whack 'em all. And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw.(What?!?) Anyone who look at ya would have to pay. I'd be bustin fuckin nuggets off all day. I grab your tities and stretch em down passed your waste, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face. I sing love songs to ya. The best I can . Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman.... Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand. I throw a little in your face and say "I'm just playin." As you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up in your ass crack.
Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just over flowing with sensitivity Sharron. It's a tough choice so far. Sharron let's have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neb...
OK. If we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time. Tell me, how you each get my attention and what would your pick up lines be. Who's ever the smoothest wins.
Ok. First. I'd s-s-slide up to the bar. And,tell you that i can't believe how fucking fat you are. I'd tell you that I like the way you make your tities shake, and if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake.
FUCK THAT! You'd be dockin me quick. I'd order you a drink, and stir it wit my dick. And then to get, your attention in the crowded place I simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face.
YA! Freak her wit your nuts yo that'll get her.
Tell her that she's fat. YA that'll work even better.
Look FUCK YOU! I gotta strong rat. Shit. You don't want contestant number 2. He's mad whack. I walk into a bar and there he was, standin up on a bucket, agagag,tryin to fuck it. It was a big fuckin smelly ass farm llama.
DAM DAWG!! How you gonna dis yo mamma?
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schitsofranic
:'(
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i dint' rite deez
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smh
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Eminem should have shot them when he had the chance. But then again they'd probably become immortalized Cobaine style and that would be even worse. lose lose :'(
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shot them with paintballs amirite
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NSFW: http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/6742/juggalolovezp3.jpg
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NSFW -- LINK AND SPOILER, JESUS
(now my wife thinks i'm into clowns :()
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Oops.
Maybe she'll be into it and dress like one for you?
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:'(
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16 guests are viewing this thread. Mrs Drinky must have sent this around the block :'(
halloween will be interesting at the proles house
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Here is your post. I hate you. I feel like crying.
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Here is your post. I hate you. I feel like crying.
Being an emo bitch is not a hot look for a juggalo. NH
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what the fuck is this clown possee? one of the gangs like the bloods?
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I've seen honest to god pictures of a Juggalo themed wedding my friend was contractually obligated to attend because of his ex-girlfriend's old ties.
oh man, there must be pics online of the juggalo wedding
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Becoming an emo was a better move than what I could have been.
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one of my brothers is really into ICP. He considers himself a Juggalo. Also he is 36, single, unemployed, and lives in a three bedroom house with eight other middle aged Juggalos.
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How can you be a REAL juggalo if you don't drink Faygo? It's only sold in Michigan iirc
Faygo :lol
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Rubbish.
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How can you be a REAL juggalo if you don't drink Faygo? It's only sold in Michigan iirc
Faygo :lol
Faygo is not sold only in Michigan.
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Eminem should have shot them when he had the chance. But then again they'd probably become immortalized Cobaine style and that would be even worse. lose lose :'(
Please if anything Eminem will end up like Kurt, that emo, pussy bitch.
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Maybe Proof's death and the Kim drama will spark a fire in his lazy ass. Dude has so much talent but wastes it farting over his own shitty production.
1. Get back with the BASS BROTHERS
2. Don't waste Dre beats
3. Get back to using an actual flow
I miss the days of Infinite :'(
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Hey demi, what's Faygo? ???
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Hey demi, what's Faygo? ???
It's a soda brand available in the Midwest, they have a variety of flavors
I like Blue Moon Mist, or the Ohana Lemonade
Send yo momma straight up to the sto' - tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo!
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It's sort of like a store brand pop - except it's actually an independent brand. Very cheap stuff and it comes in tons of flavors. Orange is probably the most popular, at least with juggalos
Blue Moon Mist is the best imo but I prefer regular pop. Seems like whenever I go to a family picnic or BBQ with older black people, they have a ton of Faygo :-\
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ICP uses Diet Root Beer in their shows because it has the most carbon and fizzle for when they spray it everywhere
I would be willing to bet Moon Mist was the most popular among the community
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Hey demi, what's Faygo? ???
It's a Detroit area pop (aka soda). Most of the flavors ape popular drinks (Moon Mist = Mountain Dew). It's not as good as the drinks it copies, but it's cheap. i think you can get two Faygos for the price of a national brand. Red Pop, which is strangely popular, is perhaps the worst flavor on the planet. It tastes like cherry cough syrup.
i got a free ticket to an ICP show once. i remember going in thinking "what's with all the Faygo?" Show started, music sucks, and halfway through one of the songs they shower everyone with Faygo. The crowd errupts into a Faygo orgy as everyone sprays one another with Faygo. It was like Woodstock, but with fugly teens and shit music. The only highlight of the night was when i made out with cute chick. Licking mixed Faygo off of one another was strangely erotic. :-\
i'm pretty sure you can get Faygo online, and i've seen it in stores in neighboring states. But you can get basically the same thing by buying store brand pop.
Now if you wanna talk about good Detroit-based pop, Vernors is the shit. It's a weird but pretty potent ginger ale. It's available nationally now.
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Ginger Ale is for old people
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one of my brothers is really into ICP. He considers himself a Juggalo. Also he is 36, single, unemployed, and lives in a three bedroom house with eight other middle aged Juggalos.
So, he is a squatter living in a crack house?
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:drool
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Ginger Ale is for old people
i could name half a dozen ginger ales that would knock you on your ass.
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It's still for old people
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he's right, I love ginger ale :D
Oh, and what's Faygo again? I don't think I got it, but glad like 8 people decided to simultaneously give me a whole company history :)
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What is there to get? It's a soda company. Just like PepsiCo and Coca-Cola.