THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on September 28, 2007, 01:15:44 PM
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http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=910741
:rofl
You really feelin a chicks vibe and all that then you pull down the draws and rub the twizzaat with your hands and discover the b1tch has BEEF CURTAINS. Somebody has annihilated this pu$$y on a regular basis but you go ahead and beat it up anyway.. Months later you wifin her up and suckin on her BEEF CURTAINS payin homage to the n1gga who destroyed her sh1t. One mans trash is anothers treasure. You lost but you dont care. You rationalize that she was probably born with BEEF CURTAINS but in your heart you know your b1tch is Trash.
Stop wifin up them BEEF CURTAINS. We dont wife those.
Damn alotta n1ggas is gonna be heartbroken tonight.
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pretty true on all accounts
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Beef curtains are probably due to genetic reasons though. Vaginas don't get permanently stretched from sex.
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WIZARD SLEEVES :lol
Who knew black people could be so funny, that site is amazing
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:lol @ wizard sleeves
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What does "wifin it up" mean? Is that marriage, or just in a relationship?
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Wife = wifin = marriage = demi on point
I met a bytch that had hanging carwash strips...I felt like driving my civic thru her legs and getting it wiped down
:lol
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Black people always like telling this kind of jokes. I forgot who, but one black comedian made a joke about having to use his whole leg to satisfy women with stretched vaginas.
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Beef curtains are probably due to genetic reasons though. Vaginas don't get permanently stretched from sex.
they're not permanently stretched.
if a girl has beef curtains (assuming she doesn't have a child), it's probably because she gets fucked a lot on a regular basis. If she stopped, it would go back to normal. but she if she is getting it VERY often, they'll flap in the wind.
This is why the finger test is a good idea. If you can put one finger in and there's slight pressure, you're good to go. If you put one finger in and it feels like a pale of warm water, bail out.
Unless a girl is a super skank, there should still be slight pressure with one finger. Because it takes a while for it to loosen up. It doesn't mean she's super tight, it just means she's getting warmed up and she probably hasn't been fucked in the last 12 hours.
This is a better way to test how slutty a girl really is. Finger test for life.
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:bow edward
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It's funny how Mupepe is the one that brought up this. Many of my Hispanic female friends in Junior High got finger penetrated by grade 7. The finger test must be a Mexican thing.
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beef curtains are the result of no underwear.
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I knew you'd like the PM Himu :lol
I'm convinced Sohh is the best forum on the internet:
can u believe someone has actually fukked whoopi goldberg?
ive always thought whoopi probably has the nastiest nappiest bushy looking vagina ever .....ted danson lost
http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=911277
:lol :lol
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There's no way you're not all a bunch of homosexuals. On the really real.
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We're just wifin them wizard sleeves with our Wii machines.
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Yes demi, do as much as possible to dispel that rumor
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On the really real.
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:lol @ wizard sleeves
Did you not see Borat?
Our dodgeball team last spring was called Wizard Sleeves...
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Demi is a taco but he's not gay.