THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2007, 11:53:22 PM

Title: New rumor: Tecmo working on Doki Doki Mahou Grunt
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2007, 11:53:22 PM

Hot off the presses, rumor has it that Microsoft has sent Tecmo copious Covenant Grunt assets for their next Halo(tm) brand game, DOKI DOKI MAHOU GRUNT, where you attempt to discover which Covenant Grunts you've captured are really evil undead sorcerors from Bungie's Myth series by touching their Grunticles(tm) with your Plasma Sensor. This new game will purportedly use Microsoft's forthcoming new-gen waggle controller, the Halo(tm) Masterstick, which doubles as alternate controls for the gravity hammer in Halo 3. Look for confirmation soon!

Title: Re: New rumor: Tecmo working on Doki Doki Mahou Grunt
Post by: Vizzys on October 02, 2007, 12:04:11 AM

loli loli loli

Title: Re: New rumor: Tecmo working on Doki Doki Mahou Grunt
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 02, 2007, 01:00:50 AM

Outdone and bested by the best

Title: Re: New rumor: Tecmo working on Doki Doki Mahou Grunt
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2007, 01:10:14 AM

this was done to satirize your half-baked satire, federmung!

Title: Re: New rumor: Tecmo working on Doki Doki Mahou Grunt
Post by: Ichirou on October 02, 2007, 01:15:29 AM

I would play this game if it were released on DS.  I want to touch the grunts, because touching is good.