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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on October 02, 2007, 08:37:29 PM

Title: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Mupepe on October 02, 2007, 08:37:29 PM
1.  When a guy says "I'm a nice guy!" it means he's a huge asshole and wants to rape dead things.
2.  When a girl says "I've never done this before" it means she's done it at least 15 times that she can clearly recall.

Post 2 life lessons each so we can all learn a bit.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2007, 08:39:43 PM
1.  Always Trust people.

2. People love you.

goddamn it; fixed to fit the jist of the thread.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2007, 08:43:11 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2007, 08:51:39 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
1.  Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2.  When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.

If he says he's morally ambiguous does that make him a creep? 
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: demi on October 02, 2007, 08:53:49 PM
Act gay, people are nicer to you
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2007, 08:56:42 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
1.  Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2.  When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.

If he says he's morally ambiguous does that make him a creep? 
Just a rapist.

So if some one, like say PD, ambiguous can't say he is a "bad guy" does that mean his situation is utterly hopeless?  as he can't claim Bad or Swedish.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Prost on October 02, 2007, 08:59:45 PM
1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially

LEMME THINK OF #2
1.  Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2.  When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.
I'm a nice guy.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2007, 09:02:29 PM
I learned these when I was a youngin:

1.  Wrapping up gunpowder in notebook paper does not make an "awesome firecracker."  

2.  When you're roadside pranking cars driving by, it is probably best not to remain in plain sight of the drivers.

Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 02, 2007, 09:14:35 PM
Life's a bitch and then you die.


Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 02, 2007, 09:24:46 PM
Life's a bitch and then you die.




I like this man. 
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Ichirou on October 02, 2007, 09:47:56 PM
You folks are so cynical!
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2007, 09:50:10 PM
Life's a bitch and then you die.

:bow

Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this
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Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Fresh Prince on October 02, 2007, 10:18:01 PM
You folks are so cynical!
"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one." :'(
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 02, 2007, 10:18:34 PM
1. The truth shall set you free.
2. You can be anything you want when you grow up.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2007, 10:31:33 PM
1. that you aren't an idiot
2. that asian women can drive
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Ichirou on October 02, 2007, 10:42:07 PM
1. Global warming is a myth/Global warming is not caused by humans.

2. Democracy works!
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 03, 2007, 12:00:11 AM
1. Humanity is fucked because we've invented war, reality tv, religion and the alarm clock, and also
2. Humanity will be ok because we've also come up with the blowjob, hbo, skepticism and the snooze button.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: FatalT on October 03, 2007, 12:09:24 AM
1. Only you can prevent forest fires.
2. Size doesn't matter.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 03, 2007, 12:45:37 AM
Intelligence is a gift
There is a purpose in life

Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Polari on October 03, 2007, 06:24:51 AM
That everything is going to be OK.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: brawndolicious on October 03, 2007, 07:02:19 AM
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h120/fallingsilo/100207_15311.jpg)

I saw this today, I don't know what thread it belongs to so I'll just post it here.
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: Rman on October 03, 2007, 06:23:12 PM
Good things come to those who wait. (Just No)
Most people are good people. (Not until you get to know them)
All that matters is your personality  :rofl
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: BlackMage on October 03, 2007, 06:31:02 PM
1. When a girl says how many men she has slept with you times it by 1000000
2. When a guy tells you how many women he has slept with you times it by 0
Title: Re: Two things to never believe in life...
Post by: whiteACID on October 03, 2007, 06:37:39 PM
1. Pullling out is safe sex

2. Coke doesn't taste better with whiskey