THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on October 02, 2007, 08:37:29 PM
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1. When a guy says "I'm a nice guy!" it means he's a huge asshole and wants to rape dead things.
2. When a girl says "I've never done this before" it means she's done it at least 15 times that she can clearly recall.
Post 2 life lessons each so we can all learn a bit.
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1. Always Trust people.
2. People love you.
goddamn it; fixed to fit the jist of the thread.
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1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially
LEMME THINK OF #2
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1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially
LEMME THINK OF #2
1. Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2. When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.
If he says he's morally ambiguous does that make him a creep?
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Act gay, people are nicer to you
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1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially
LEMME THINK OF #2
1. Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2. When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.
If he says he's morally ambiguous does that make him a creep?
Just a rapist.
So if some one, like say PD, ambiguous can't say he is a "bad guy" does that mean his situation is utterly hopeless? as he can't claim Bad or Swedish.
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1. Being a nice guy is an investment; it doesn't prosper initially
LEMME THINK OF #2
1. Being an asshole is an investment that pays off with ass when your younger, and a good job later.
2. When a guy says he is a nice guy he is a virgin.
I'm a nice guy.
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I learned these when I was a youngin:
1. Wrapping up gunpowder in notebook paper does not make an "awesome firecracker."
2. When you're roadside pranking cars driving by, it is probably best not to remain in plain sight of the drivers.
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Life's a bitch and then you die.
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Life's a bitch and then you die.
I like this man.
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You folks are so cynical!
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Life's a bitch and then you die.
:bow
Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this
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You folks are so cynical!
"Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one." :'(
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1. The truth shall set you free.
2. You can be anything you want when you grow up.
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1. that you aren't an idiot
2. that asian women can drive
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1. Global warming is a myth/Global warming is not caused by humans.
2. Democracy works!
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1. Humanity is fucked because we've invented war, reality tv, religion and the alarm clock, and also
2. Humanity will be ok because we've also come up with the blowjob, hbo, skepticism and the snooze button.
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1. Only you can prevent forest fires.
2. Size doesn't matter.
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Intelligence is a gift
There is a purpose in life
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That everything is going to be OK.
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(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h120/fallingsilo/100207_15311.jpg)
I saw this today, I don't know what thread it belongs to so I'll just post it here.
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Good things come to those who wait. (Just No)
Most people are good people. (Not until you get to know them)
All that matters is your personality :rofl
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1. When a girl says how many men she has slept with you times it by 1000000
2. When a guy tells you how many women he has slept with you times it by 0
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1. Pullling out is safe sex
2. Coke doesn't taste better with whiskey