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Title: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 03, 2007, 11:13:49 PM
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/goss/view/16896/Si-takes-Mischa-down-a-Pegg-or-two/

SIMON Pegg and Nick Frost proved that Mischa Barton has a sausage where her brain should be when they conned her into believing in an artist called Baco The Foil.

The comedy ninjas met the former OC actress at the National Movie Awards at London’s Royal Festival Hall.

Simon, 37, and Nick, 35 – who scooped the Best Comedy Film award for Hot Fuzz – jokingly told the lollipop-headed Yank about a made-up artist who works in silver foil.

The fictitious artist was born in an episode of the pair’s sitcom Spaced, when Simon’s character Tim discusses a homemade disco ball with artist Brian.
Brian says: “I see it as a tribute to Christo, the artist.”

Tim replies: “I see it as a waste of Baco, the foil.”
Sadly, Mischa has never treated her balls of look to the hit show and told her assistant to buy her one of Mr Baco’s masterpieces.

Our man with the well-wrapped sandwiches said: “Simon, Nick and Mischa were discussing the sculptures around the hall.
“Mischa dropped a few mispronounced names of artists she approves of.

“So Simon casually mentioned that he loves the work of Baco The Foil.”


 



Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: bagofeyes on October 03, 2007, 11:17:59 PM
id fuck her
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Ichirou on October 04, 2007, 12:34:57 AM
What do you expect?  The girl is a Hollywood actress - she's not supposed to be smart.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 04, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

she's talentless and fucking stupid–she's not paris hilton, but she's worse than jessica simpson
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: demi on October 04, 2007, 07:46:51 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

There was no motivation, it was a joke.

She mispronounced some artist names, so Pegg (dunno why Nick is in the article) threw out a Spaced reference that nobody would get.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 01:24:38 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 04, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

she's talentless and fucking stupid–she's not paris hilton, but she's worse than jessica simpson

But why target her? Its the studios fault for giving her employment, but its clear they felt she could do the job on a shallow show like the OC. I mean I get the humor, but its kinda crass to do something like this publicly.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2007, 02:14:01 PM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 01:24:38 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 04, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

she's talentless and fucking stupid–she's not paris hilton, but she's worse than jessica simpson

But why target her? Its the studios fault for giving her employment, but its clear they felt she could do the job on a shallow show like the OC. I mean I get the humor, but its kinda crass to do something like this publicly.

...because stupid people should have their noses rubbed in the poop of their own idiocy?  STOP BEING A POLLYANNA, MAF.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 04, 2007, 02:18:35 PM
So MAF will make a thread about me for daring to have a different opinion of the Wii than he has, but he feels that poor, vapid actress should be left alone? Ahhh, chivalry is far from dead.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: demi on October 04, 2007, 02:19:26 PM
Spaced is amazing. MAF, educate yourself. :thumbs:
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 04, 2007, 02:30:10 PM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 01:24:38 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 04, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

she's talentless and fucking stupid–she's not paris hilton, but she's worse than jessica simpson

But why target her? Its the studios fault for giving her employment, but its clear they felt she could do the job on a shallow show like the OC. I mean I get the humor, but its kinda crass to do something like this publicly.

I don't feel sorry for her.  She's a conceited bitch IRL.  She was the guest of honor at some Chanel party that my parents went to.  I'm pretty sure that Chanel paid her for the appearance but she kept her back to everyone the whole time and wouldn't let anyone take pictures of her.  Rachel Bilson and that red headed milf were there too and they were much more pleasant. 
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 02:36:22 PM
well if shes a bitch thats fine, what goes around comes around. Of course I would need proof, not 'pretty sure' speculation from an internet lolz.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 04, 2007, 02:49:30 PM
Why all the allowances for Ms. Barton? You've vivisected people for less.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: T234 on October 04, 2007, 03:01:16 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on October 04, 2007, 02:14:01 PM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 01:24:38 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 04, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

she's talentless and fucking stupid–she's not paris hilton, but she's worse than jessica simpson

But why target her? Its the studios fault for giving her employment, but its clear they felt she could do the job on a shallow show like the OC. I mean I get the humor, but its kinda crass to do something like this publicly.

...because stupid people should have their noses rubbed in the poop of their own idiocy?  STOP BEING A POLLYANNA, MAF.
HOW BOUT THEM BRAVES
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 04, 2007, 03:07:40 PM
Quote from: T234 on October 04, 2007, 03:01:16 PM
Quote from: Raoul Duke on October 04, 2007, 02:14:01 PM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 01:24:38 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on October 04, 2007, 07:17:19 AM
Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 04, 2007, 12:41:26 AM
is she a bitch or something? whats their motivation

she's talentless and fucking stupid–she's not paris hilton, but she's worse than jessica simpson

But why target her? Its the studios fault for giving her employment, but its clear they felt she could do the job on a shallow show like the OC. I mean I get the humor, but its kinda crass to do something like this publicly.

...because stupid people should have their noses rubbed in the poop of their own idiocy?  STOP BEING A POLLYANNA, MAF.
HOW BOUT THEM BRAVES

Dude, I don't even KNOW WHO YOU ROOT FOR.
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: T234 on October 04, 2007, 03:16:32 PM
YOOUURRR UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY WIIILLDDDDCCAAAAAAATTTTSSS

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There ain't no pro teams in this state, fuck the reds in the ass. Fuck the NFL too. As far as MLB goes I'm a bandwagon guy because there ain't no local teams but I used to root for the braves and cubs because I could see them everyday on TBS or WGN.
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Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 04:44:05 PM
Saint: Shh, im trolling. I've never even seen the OC lol
Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 04, 2007, 04:52:10 PM
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Title: Re: Mischa Barton pwned by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 04:56:46 PM
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