THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 03, 2007, 11:59:13 PM

Title: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: TVC15 on October 03, 2007, 11:59:13 PM

AKA the only way to break in a computer.

Reminds me of the night when I first knocked up demi's mom, and himuro was born 9 months later.

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 04, 2007, 12:23:01 AM

9 months? given his size, i woulda figured he was a month early

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: TVC15 on October 04, 2007, 12:26:15 AM

Well, the better part of him was a large run of brown that ended up staining her tradition Ohian Birthin' Mattress.

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 04, 2007, 12:28:10 AM

how many lsd/absinthe highballs did you have to knock down to combo up himu's xxy chromosome triplet? for that matter, how many did it take before you could penetrate demi's mom without thinking about rotting halibut?

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: TVC15 on October 04, 2007, 12:30:48 AM

Well, I had some help in the form of her impressive set of giant wooden tits, surgically implanted after a gang of local, rabbid insane clowns honked her breasts right off.  They were mighty and bulbous, and the darkness of the wood made them seem like a large set of african american testicles.  I quickly learned my lesson when I woke the next morning, covered in more splinter's than Jesus Christ's worked over back and ass on Good Friday afternoon.

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: demi on October 04, 2007, 12:46:31 AM

Very rude.

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: TVC15 on October 04, 2007, 12:47:32 AM

Quote from: demi on October 04, 2007, 12:46:31 AM

Very rude.

Rude?  I'll tell you rude:  Your mom laughing at my genitals.  It was really harsh.  You don't know what it's like to have to go through that when you're only 6.

Title: Re: I am listening to Captain Beefheart and playing Peggle
Post by: demi on October 04, 2007, 12:50:47 AM

I don't think I'll be talking to you for a while.