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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 02:04:55 AM

Title: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 02:04:55 AM

His bloom comment is a little off. The lighting is really good :p

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2304-Zero-Punctuation-Halo-3

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 02:08:13 AM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1394-Zero-Punctuation-BioShock

also a quick link to the bioshock review -- spoilers kinda

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 02:12:45 AM

annnd for TVC Peggle:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2280-Zero-Punctuation-Peggle

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: demi on October 04, 2007, 02:17:06 AM

I hate his voice, and he makes comparisons to everything

THE FIGHTING WAS LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF

THE GRAPHICS WERE LIKE SHIT SMEARED ON A WINDOW

Stupid Australians (he's clearly lying about being British-born)

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 02:20:26 AM

haha

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: Candyflip on October 04, 2007, 03:26:59 AM

Wtf? Who considers themselves knowledgeable enough to review Xbox games that hasn't played Halo 1 or 2? Seriously? Who do you know who hasn't played either of those?

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 03:28:47 AM

garage developers of adventure games living in australia id guess lol

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: demi on October 04, 2007, 03:29:18 AM

I don't think he was reviewing it, he's just rambling and being cranky distinguished mentally-challenged - it is a trait shared amongst Australians (again, not British-born)

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: bork on October 04, 2007, 11:00:28 PM

Quote from: Billy Rygar on October 04, 2007, 02:20:44 PM

Awesome review.  Not correct by any means, but still awesome.

Yup.  His lack of insight on anything multiplayer was disturbing though...I mean, I know he said he hates multiplayer in games (wtf weirdo), but that's HALF THE GAME missing right there.

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 04, 2007, 11:39:05 PM

garage developer of ADVENTURE games, almost a dead genre. I dont expect him to be 'of this world'

Title: Re: Halo 3 haters - enjoy
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2007, 03:39:48 AM

Quote from: demi on October 04, 2007, 02:17:06 AM

I hate his voice, and he makes comparisons to everything

THE FIGHTING WAS LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF

THE GRAPHICS WERE LIKE SHIT SMEARED ON A WINDOW

Stupid Australians (he's clearly lying about being British-born)

(http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1049/thumbpi7.jpg)