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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2006, 10:34:48 PM

Title: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2006, 10:34:48 PM: Let's get the typical responses to this thread out of the way:

1. LOLZ DRINKY Y U HAVE A DAUGHTER, UR FATDUMBGAY
2. LOLZ UR ATTENTION WHORE
3. LOLZ RAPE TIME

Now, onto the post proper:

I had the following conversation with my two-year-old daughter. It amused me.

<Me> Darnit, ****, will you QUIT TRYING TO STOMP ON MY POWER SUPPLY
<Her> Daddy...
<Me> What.
<Her> ...be nice to dolphins.
<Me> Okay. Are you a dolphin, sweetie?
<Her> No, that's stupid.
<Me> You remind me of a certain poster on evilbore.
<Her> That's stupid.
<Her> Be nice to dolphins.
<Her> Play the car game.

Owned. :(
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 05, 2006, 10:36:52 PM: Your daughter called you stupid!
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2006, 10:38:07 PM: Yeah, and she gets a swat most of the time. However, it's hard to get pissed when your anti-cetacean policies come under scrutiny. :(

She thinks Outrun 2 is the greatest game ever created, too!
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2006, 10:40:41 PM: :lol :lol :lol

Kids are hilarious and say the cutest things.

Be nice to dolphins!
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 05, 2006, 10:43:28 PM: You should slaughter a dolphin and make her play with the carcas.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 05, 2006, 10:46:36 PM: ahahhahah

Your daughter is going to make a lot of classmates cry in school if she pics up your ability to verbally own people like you do. Shes already owning the masta!
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2006, 10:47:17 PM: You curse to your two year old daughter?
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Vizzys on October 05, 2006, 10:47:52 PM: LOLZ RAPE TIME :lol
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Fatghost28 on October 05, 2006, 11:00:40 PM: LOLZ DRINKY Y U HAVE A DAUGHTER, UR FATDUMBGAY
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2006, 11:17:28 PM: Why do you say fuck around her? >:(
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2006, 11:39:00 PM: The **** is her name, not FUCK
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 05, 2006, 11:41:05 PM: PLAY THE CAR GAME
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2006, 11:42:37 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 05, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
The **** is her name, not FUCK

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 05, 2006, 11:43:22 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 05, 2006, 11:39:00 PM
The **** is her name, not FUCK

:rofl
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 05, 2006, 11:49:43 PM: WATCHING DOLPHIN SHOW, GO AWAY DADDY

NO DON'T GO AWAY

PLAY CAR GAME

NOT WANNA PLAY CAR GAME, WATCH DOLPHIN SHOW

*Daddy asplode*
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Himu on October 05, 2006, 11:57:30 PM: :lol

Is she watching Flipper? This is one of the reasons I can't wait to have kids. They're so fun to be around.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2006, 11:58:30 PM: Children suck. That's why if I have them, I'll make sure to name them Xavier you they're born at the ripe age of 35
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 12:06:17 AM: no, she has this tin of Undersea Explorer DVDs called "Mysteries of the Deep". There are three episodes on it that she'll request: Shark Frenzy; Whales; and Dolphins. I'm not shitting you in the slightest when I say that she knows more about marine biology than me -- she can identify fish and shit I never even heard of. She knows like twenty different sharks and twenty different dolphins and fuck knows how many different whales. She corrected me angrily when I said "oo, a tiger shark" -- "NO DADDY LEMON SHARK" *tears up*

WHATEVER I DON'T LIKE THE OCEAN ANYWAY

It's adorable when she makes her "ek ek ek ek ek" dolphin noise :heart
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2006, 12:09:29 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2006, 11:58:30 PM
Children suck. That's why if I have them, I'll make sure to name them Xavier you they're born at the ripe age of 35

Kids are cute! You just suck at being good with em! :-\
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 12:10:59 AM: This bubble you've built around her will burst sometime, Drinky. It's best to take her to a tuna packing plant now, before her hopes and dreams are shattered.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 12:13:31 AM: Quote from: Himuro on October 06, 2006, 12:09:29 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 05, 2006, 11:58:30 PM
Children suck. That's why if I have them, I'll make sure to name them Xavier you they're born at the ripe age of 35

Kids are cute! You just suck at being good with em! :-\

I'm joking. I like kids, but I prefer animals. Cats FTW
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: CrystalGemini on October 06, 2006, 06:40:20 AM: I love children. :) That's the only thing that makes my job bearable.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 07:17:29 AM: Be nice to dolphins? Pfffffft.

Kids say the darnest things.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2006, 07:23:25 AM: Does she like manta rays? Cuz then she'd be uber cool.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 12:07:07 PM: She likes manta rays. She loves ALL the creatures of the sea.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 12:15:21 PM: She better hate sting rays! Sting rays killed Steve Irwin!
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: demi on October 06, 2006, 12:32:17 PM: What a stupid conversation.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2006, 12:42:04 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 01:55:11 PM: Quote from: demi on October 06, 2006, 12:32:17 PM
What a stupid conversation.

I'll remember that observation the next time I discuss Kantian epistemologies with a two-year-old.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 06, 2006, 01:58:05 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:58:30 PM: Don't confuse demi with big words like 'observation'.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 02:01:26 PM: malek, rather, I was pointing out that it's kinda hard NOT to have a stupid conversation with a two-year-old -- or am nintenho.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2006, 03:37:27 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 06, 2006, 02:01:26 PM
malek, rather, I was pointing out that it's kinda hard NOT to have a stupid conversation with a two-year-old -- or am nintenho.
I'm flattered.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 06:57:11 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 07:05:29 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on October 06, 2006, 02:01:26 PM
malek, rather, I was pointing out that it's kinda hard NOT to have a stupid conversation with a two-year-old -- or am nintenho.

Spongebob Squarepants is pretty deep though
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Azih on October 08, 2006, 03:43:43 PM: I like talking to kids. They're dumb.
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 08, 2006, 03:52:50 PM: Who are you?
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 08, 2006, 03:59:28 PM: Azih is awesome :)
Title: Re: Conversations with very small children.
Post by: Azih on October 08, 2006, 08:35:47 PM: I got cred yo.