THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 04:45:14 PM

Title: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 04:45:14 PM
(http://www.insidepulse.com/columnImages2006/image28538.jpg)

 :'(  :'(  :'(

Batman never gets this kind of greif...
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 01, 2006, 04:51:41 PM
Spider-Man almost died for our sins.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 04:53:34 PM
Spider-Man almost died for our sins.
And he's given up "liberal blue state" thinking. No wonder he's your idol  ;D
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Cheebs on August 01, 2006, 05:46:17 PM
Batman would be too awesome to be a pussy and do that like Spider-Man.

Therefore Batman Begins > Spider-Man 2
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 06:14:30 PM
Batman would be too awesome to be a pussy and do that like Spider-Man.

Therefore Batman Begins > Spider-Man 2
I like the way you think.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: rocketman on August 01, 2006, 06:20:33 PM
Batman would be too awesome to be a pussy and do that like Spider-Man.

Therefore Batman Begins > Spider-Man 2

I agree, sir.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 01, 2006, 06:32:17 PM
I see what you are all trying to do.  Test the electric fence and see how far you before you get fried, thus proving we are now different!  Hah, your lies do not bother me!
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 06:34:13 PM
Spider-Man can't even win on Willco's own forum  :-\

Its okay, he's decent even next to gods like Batman and Robocop. But there's no denying who the real big boys are!!
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 08:15:20 PM
Batman Begins began with 30 minutes of terrible editing, poor fight sequences, and "where's Batman, mommy?" cries from small children in the audience. THEN it got really good. Spiderman 1 and 2 both started out good, and got even better as the movies progressed.

Spiderman 2>Batman Begins>Spiderman

Superman is not included in this calculation!
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 08:16:23 PM
Batman Begins began with 30 minutes of terrible editing, poor fight sequences, and "where's Batman, mommy?" cries from small children in the audience. THEN it got really good. Spiderman 1 and 2 both started out good, and got even better as the movies progressed.

Spiderman 2>Batman Begins>Spiderman

Superman is not included in this calculation!
What about SuperDuff?

And fuck that first paragraph. Poor editing? Explain.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 08:21:10 PM
Batman Begins began with 30 minutes of terrible editing, poor fight sequences, and "where's Batman, mommy?" cries from small children in the audience. THEN it got really good. Spiderman 1 and 2 both started out good, and got even better as the movies progressed.

Spiderman 2>Batman Begins>Spiderman

Superman is not included in this calculation!
What about SuperDuff?

And fuck that first paragraph. Poor editing? Explain.

The movie began far too fast, and the editing was constantly jumping from scene to scene. One minute little Wayne is running around crying because he can't catch Mrs. Tom Cruise (no superpowers, what do you expect), then she puts something in his hands, then he's falling down a well. Bats...cue wakeup scene. And now he's in a prison. Cut to terrible fight scene in which you can't see what's going on. Then back to the cell where we meet the real star of the movie: R'has Ghul. Ugh.

Too jumpy.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 08:23:25 PM
Terrible editing? It sounds more to me like you had a problem with the way they chose to tell the character's origins.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 08:26:55 PM
Terrible editing? It sounds more to me like you had a problem with the way they chose to tell the character's origins.

The editing from scene to scene seemed too fast to me; the camera switching was noticeable, which is not good to me. Like at the beginning of King Kong for instance. Although I like the movie, the editing when Naomi Watts is talking to her fellow preformers is utterly terrible.

Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 08:28:15 PM
To each his own, SuperDuff...

 ;)
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 08:37:58 PM
To each his own, SuperDuff...

 ;)

Just fighting the good fight...

Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 01, 2006, 08:57:48 PM
I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Willco, this picture is like your ultimate showdown of the ages:
(http://www.dg-promotions.org/chicago/specialevent/Spiderman%201.jpg)
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Error Macro on August 01, 2006, 08:59:54 PM
Shake, I thought you were pretty cool... until I learned your shameful secret.  You get personally offended when someone says something negative about Batman Begins. Tsk tsk, my boy.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 09:00:05 PM
I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 09:00:46 PM
Shake, I thought you were pretty cool... until I learned your shameful secret.  You get personally offended when someone says something negative about Batman Begins. Tsk tsk, my boy.
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DRIZZLE ON YOUR ASS, SPIDER-BOY!!!!

 >:(
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Cheebs on August 01, 2006, 09:01:20 PM
I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?
Stop using that avatar it is from someone else at GAF! It confuses me.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Ecrofirt on August 01, 2006, 09:02:58 PM
I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?

Nay, I was mostly just using my increased strength, wall climbing ability, and I was slinging yogurtweb. It was fun.
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Error Macro on August 01, 2006, 09:04:37 PM
Shake, I thought you were pretty cool... until I learned your shameful secret.  You get personally offended when someone says something negative about Batman Begins. Tsk tsk, my boy.
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE DRIZZLE ON YOUR ASS, SPIDER-BOY!!!!

 >:(

MUAHAHAHAHA


btw, I'm gonna watch Batman Begins later 2nite. for real


p.s. you cool with me dawg, no hate in my heart
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 01, 2006, 09:05:30 PM
Vengeance is mine.

Go watch Begins and tell us good you really think it is. Then we'll talk  ;)
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2006, 09:09:12 PM
Stop trolling this god fearing thread with Batman vice!
Title: Re: WILLCO CRIES IN THE SHOWER: A Spider-Man Thread
Post by: Fatghost28 on August 01, 2006, 10:55:34 PM
I had a dream the other night that I was Spiderman. It was neat.

Did you get to sleep with Mary Jane, and if so is she natural down there?

Everyone knows MJ keeps it bald.