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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: cloudwalking on October 06, 2006, 02:55:49 AM

Title: I'm home alone...
Post by: cloudwalking on October 06, 2006, 02:55:49 AM
...until Monday night :'(

I'm really paranoid. I keep checking to make sure all the doors are locked and all the windows have the wood stick in them to keep them closed. For some reason I just can't chill out! :S

The only bonus so far has been that I can play music as loud as I want. Never got that liberty when I lived in an apartment, and I can't do it at my parents' house when they're around. It's nice!
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Mondain on October 06, 2006, 02:57:38 AM
a lot of criminality in the town you live in?
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2006, 02:59:06 AM
I once was home alone for three weeks.  Got hungry.   :pacman too much pizza.  Got goat cheese abs.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: cloudwalking on October 06, 2006, 03:05:22 AM
a lot of criminality in the town you live in?

Not really, there was a freak thing that happened, oh, just over a year ago probably, where some guy walked up on someone's deck at 2 AM and shot him through the window. The guy was just making a sandwich. Happened about 20 miles from here. Ever since then I'm always careful about keeping the blinds drawn at night. :ninja
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 03:16:02 AM
...until Monday night :'(

I'm really paranoid. I keep checking to make sure all the doors are locked and all the windows have the wood stick in them to keep them closed. For some reason I just can't chill out! :S

The only bonus so far has been that I can play music as loud as I want. Never got that liberty when I lived in an apartment, and I can't do it at my parents' house when they're around. It's nice!

That's exactly how I am. This house is pretty big; once I moved in I got this sudden feel of responsibility. I constantly check the doors, and I lock my room door before I go to bed every night. I leave the porch light on at night, and I also leave other lights to make it look like the house is populated by more than one person (Home Alone taught me many things).

Living alone is fun though. I kinda don't want any renters
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 06, 2006, 03:18:49 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/ToxicAdam/rapeginger5ow.jpg)


Actually, that's not funny to joke about.


My wife is the same way. She gets ultra paranoid when she is home alone. Double locks all the doors .. makes sure no curtains are open. I am the complete opposite .. I like everything opened up. I would live in a glass house if I could (if you read my political threads, you know that I do).


Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 03:19:45 AM
Toxic, you're married? Damn.

You're probably too conservative to post her pic, so I won't ask
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Vizzys on October 06, 2006, 03:22:14 AM
(http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06405/bkrape.jpg)

Sorry had to, :lol
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 04:27:30 AM
Just watch out cloud, Diablos knows where you live.

 (http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06405/itsrapetime_viz.gif) <---Diablos  :tophat <--- Diablos's Friend :sonic <--- Sonic the Hedgehog being used as a cover

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() <--- Bushes and various Trees

[^] <--- Your House
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Christopher on October 06, 2006, 04:48:12 AM
(http://www.matt-thornton.net/movies/images/reviews/the_grudge/the-grudge-2.JPG)

I was creeped out in my huge ass house being alone after this movie :shudders:
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Vizzys on October 06, 2006, 04:50:52 AM
Just watch out cloud, Diablos knows where you live.

 :burgerking <---Diablos  :tophat <--- Diablos's Friend :sonic <--- Sonic the Hedgehog being used as a cover

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() <--- Bushes and various Trees

[^] <--- Your House

You have inspired me!


I present our newest emoticon:

:rapetime

(http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06405/itsrapetime_viz.gif)

EDIT: (http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06405/itsrapetime_viz_edit2.gif) This one has better timing.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 04:51:26 AM
Just watch out cloud, Diablos knows where you live.

 :burgerking <---Diablos  :tophat <--- Diablos's Friend :sonic <--- Sonic the Hedgehog being used as a cover

()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()() <--- Bushes and various Trees

[^] <--- Your House

You have inspired me!


I present our newest emoticon:

:rapetime

(http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06405/itsrapetime_viz.gif)

:lol

Thats fricken awesome

Edit: I edited the original post for great justice!
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2006, 04:52:32 AM
YOU GONNA GET PIZZA AND BLOCKBUSTER!



(i bet)
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on October 06, 2006, 07:14:27 AM
I've been used to being left alone since I was around 10, so by now I'm more than used to it.

 :(
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Bacon on October 06, 2006, 08:44:39 AM
I get naked when I'm home alone.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: whiteACID on October 06, 2006, 10:08:25 AM
I'll come keep you company.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: cloudwalking on October 06, 2006, 10:54:15 AM
Haha, I knew someone would post a "rape time" pic somewhere in this thread. :lol

That Burger King emoticon is gold. :rofl I'll have to add that one after work tonight. And I love your diagram, BlueTsunami.

I feel better now that the sun is up. It's at night when I get creeped out!  :S

This is actually my first time being alone overnight... ever. I just realized that! At home my parents are always here, and with my boyfriend, he was always home at night. So it's a new thing for me.

I don't think I could live alone. :-\
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: demi on October 06, 2006, 11:17:06 AM

I don't think I could live alone. :-\

I'll live with you. Do you like to cook?
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 11:19:00 AM
I get naked when I'm home alone.

I use the bathroom with the door open when I'm alone. Not because it's cool, but instead so I can look around and make sure no one comes up on me. A smart robber would attack when someone is in the bathroom. Therefore I keep my eyes open :lol
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2006, 11:27:53 AM
I get naked when I'm home alone.

I use the bathroom with the door open when I'm alone. Not because it's cool, but instead so I can look around and make sure no one comes up on me. A smart robber would attack when someone is in the bathroom. Therefore I keep my eyes open :lol
Do you shower with the curtains open?
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: cloudwalking on October 06, 2006, 11:28:39 AM

I don't think I could live alone. :-\

I'll live with you. Do you like to cook?

I do! We should definitely move in together :-*
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: demi on October 06, 2006, 11:41:41 AM
I think we can make this work.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 11:45:06 AM
I get naked when I'm home alone.

I use the bathroom with the door open when I'm alone. Not because it's cool, but instead so I can look around and make sure no one comes up on me. A smart robber would attack when someone is in the bathroom. Therefore I keep my eyes open :lol
Do you shower with the curtains open?

Well, no...I also close the door when I'm in the shower. I've got a bat hidden in the bathroom, and some scissors though

When I brush my teeth or take a piss, the door is open. At least until we get renters
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 06, 2006, 12:04:44 PM
don't check the couch -- there might be a MATLOCK on it!

(http://xs107.xs.to/xs107/06405/itsrapetime_viz.gif)
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Himu on October 06, 2006, 12:06:44 PM
It's okay. Nothing will happen to you Cloud!  :-[
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 12:42:45 PM
It's okay. Nothing will happen to you Cloud!  :-[

Unless she lives near some big black men
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:25:28 PM
Well that rules you out, doesnt it? lol
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2006, 01:28:57 PM
Well that rules you out, doesnt it? lol

If you're 1/4 asian, that means your cock is 1/4 asian too? That explains everything
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 01:29:45 PM
Its a ninja, but its also 1/4 German!
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Prost on October 06, 2006, 03:49:49 PM
Carry around a bat  :)
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Mondain on October 06, 2006, 04:06:19 PM
Haha, I knew someone would post a "rape time" pic somewhere in this thread. :lol

That Burger King emoticon is gold. :rofl I'll have to add that one after work tonight. And I love your diagram, BlueTsunami.

I feel better now that the sun is up. It's at night when I get creeped out!  :S

This is actually my first time being alone overnight... ever. I just realized that! At home my parents are always here, and with my boyfriend, he was always home at night. So it's a new thing for me.

I don't think I could live alone. :-\

eh, it's important not to worry for nothing... I understand that you're female and that it does makes you more vulnerable to potential criminals, but still statistically I guess that the risk something dreadful would occur is infinitely low... you probably have far, far more chances to accidentally wound yourself by accident in your home out of clumsiness... and at night since there are far less people outside, risks of burglary are probably much lower than they are in the day (thieves prefer to come when everyone is gone at school/work)

worrying like that is NOT a good attitude to adopt, you need to be joyful and to laugh about what you fear, you must not let it get to you... you realize that if one day something really terrible does happen, a fearful attitude would only hurt your chances of an escape? when malicious people detect fear on others' faces, they KNOW that they're getting to them, you must learn to never give those visual cues

don't let yourself paralyzed by those fears of loneliness, and learn to poke fun at everything you fear instead... there are no monsters in the closet, there are no ghosts waiting to haunt you in a cemetery at night, etc etc... these are only illusions created by the brain... it never accepts to be afraid without knowing what causes the fear, so it imagines dangers... learn to be fully aware of these irrational emotions to discard them
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2006, 04:10:08 PM
Your family's on vacation for Colombus Day?
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Vizzys on October 06, 2006, 04:14:30 PM
Haha, I knew someone would post a "rape time" pic somewhere in this thread. :lol

That Burger King emoticon is gold. :rofl I'll have to add that one after work tonight. And I love your diagram, BlueTsunami.

I feel better now that the sun is up. It's at night when I get creeped out!  :S

This is actually my first time being alone overnight... ever. I just realized that! At home my parents are always here, and with my boyfriend, he was always home at night. So it's a new thing for me.

I don't think I could live alone. :-\

eh, it's important not to worry for nothing... I understand that you're female and that it does makes you more vulnerable to potential criminals, but still statistically I guess that the risk something dreadful would occur is infinitely low... you probably have far, far more chances to accidentally wound yourself by accident in your home out of clumsiness... and at night since there are far less people outside, risks of burglary are probably much lower than they are in the day (thieves prefer to come when everyone is gone at school/work)

worrying like that is NOT a good attitude to adopt, you need to be joyful and to laugh about what you fear, you must not let it get to you... you realize that if one day something really terrible does happen, a fearful attitude would only hurt your chances of an escape? when malicious people detect fear on others' faces, they KNOW that they're getting to them, you must learn to never give those visual cues

don't let yourself paralyzed by those fears of loneliness, and learn to poke fun at everything you fear instead... there are no monsters in the closet, there are no ghosts waiting to haunt you in a cemetery at night, etc etc... these are only illusions created by the brain... it never accepts to be afraid without knowing what causes the fear, so it imagines dangers... learn to be fully aware of these irrational emotions to discard them

You should start a cult.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Wobedraggled on October 06, 2006, 05:43:01 PM
I'm posting from my laptop, outside.

Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2006, 05:46:46 PM
cloud you should really enjoy the freedom

isn't there something you can do home alone that you couldn't get away with otherwise?
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 06, 2006, 05:47:16 PM
You're a sick fuck, etiolate.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2006, 05:52:42 PM
I think he was talking about play Dance Dance Revolution.
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 06, 2006, 05:54:29 PM
:lol
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: etiolate on October 06, 2006, 06:30:11 PM
I meant like watch two TVs at once or something, but WHATEVER FITS YOUR DIRTY MIND WILLCO!  :cop
Title: Re: I'm home alone...
Post by: Polari on October 06, 2006, 09:28:08 PM
Being home alone rules because you can have baths at like, 3am without people being all shitty at you for waking them up in the morning. Nothing beats a bath with either smokes or weed and a bottle of wine in the wee hours.