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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ruzbeh on October 06, 2007, 07:14:11 PM

Title: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Ruzbeh on October 06, 2007, 07:14:11 PM: I am ashamed.

Ashamed to know that so many men do not even know what this means, and that they do not know that this can bring them so much..... pleasure. :shh

The prostate can be stimulated by digging in your ass. And (unfortunately), this is the only way. Usually this involves a finger, or in other cases, a sex toy. In my case, I haven't tried anything of the sort. Although I usually get a good kick when I need to take a dump. Especially the really hard feces with a rough texture can really slide against your prostate gland quite nicely. :-*

I believe, one of the reasons why it's not as popular as I thought it would be, is that for some men (apparently), stimulating the prostate just isn't that easy. So it's possible the sensitivity varies from male to male. Regardless. I am blessed that I am endowed with such organs that bring me so much joy in my loneliest hour. :-[
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Vizzys on October 06, 2007, 07:17:08 PM: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

autism
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Mupepe on October 06, 2007, 07:27:15 PM: i already did this thread.

use the search function n00b *muah*
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: abrader on October 06, 2007, 07:36:42 PM: Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 06, 2007, 07:30:49 PM
I can't find anything with the search function.

So why should we believe that you can find our gspot?
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2007, 09:03:19 PM: Quote from: Viz on October 06, 2007, 07:17:08 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

autism

"Prostate stimulation is an endless waltz"
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:03:32 PM: I don't mess with the prostrate. Too much shit goes wrong with it once you hit 40 so there's no point in screwing it up before then.

But I've seen videos... :shh
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2007, 09:04:14 PM: Quote from: Ruzbeh on October 06, 2007, 07:40:10 PM
:lol

The g-spot is different for everyone, but every male at least needs to take a look at it. Some guys say that they take a dump and it felt really good to take a really big dump. Chances are the prostate made that feel so good.

Or it could mean they just dropped 3lbs dead weight
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2007, 09:05:14 PM: holy fuck......

and PD, massaging the prostate is healthy for it.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:13:17 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on October 06, 2007, 09:05:14 PM
holy fuck......

and PD, massaging the prostate is healthy for it.

Red wine is good for you/red wine is bad for you

I'm not risking it!
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2007, 09:22:52 PM: um, wow.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: demi on October 06, 2007, 09:43:30 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:13:17 PM
Quote from: am nintenho on October 06, 2007, 09:05:14 PM
holy fuck......

and PD, massaging the prostate is healthy for it.

Red wine is good for you/red wine is bad for you

I'm not risking it!

When you have to take a dump, hold it in. That feeling you get is your prostate getting a nice tickle
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:47:19 PM: I know taking a slow shit FEELS good, but I'm not going to revel in it.

As granny would say, homosexuality begins at potty training
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: demi on October 06, 2007, 09:49:43 PM: Don't knock it till you've tried it

Just go get a rectal exam so you can come off as hetero
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:51:17 PM: have you done it b4?
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2007, 09:51:30 PM: where's that gif of a guy shitting into his mouth?

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Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: demi on October 06, 2007, 09:52:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:51:17 PM
have you done it b4?

Maybe
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: FatalT on October 06, 2007, 09:53:33 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:47:19 PM
I know taking a slow shit tastes good, but I'm not going to revel in it.

As granny would say, homosexuality begins at potty training

What?
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 06, 2007, 09:56:22 PM: FIXED :lol
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2007, 09:57:43 PM: I know what you meant.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2007, 09:59:11 PM: used to be?

wait til you're 40.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Bloodwake on October 07, 2007, 12:47:31 AM: Umm.

Okay.

I would rather NOT dig in my ass.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: abrader on October 07, 2007, 01:40:18 AM: especially do not dig if you have sharp nails :( ouch.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2007, 01:56:39 AM: wtf? what do you guys do if it itches? and if you're itching it you may as well masturbate it, that's why guys jerk off.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: drohne on October 07, 2007, 02:07:37 AM: so you get these itches several inches up your ass -- where i don't think you've got any nerves in the first place -- and while you've got your hand jammed in there, you figure 'gee i may as well diddle the ol prostate'

i see

do you also find yourself 'accidentally sitting on enormous dildos while not wearing any pants for some reason'
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2007, 02:23:00 AM: Well, If I have learned nothing else from the internet, it is that dildos have a mind of their own.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
My firefox spelling checker wants to change dildos to evildoers
[close]
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2007, 02:24:35 AM: if your dick is itchy, you gotta scratch it which creates an erection. it's like that but backwards with your prostate (cause it's in your ass).

firefox is an itchy fuck.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2007, 02:28:52 AM: please do not scratch my firefox, I know where your fingers have been
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: drohne on October 07, 2007, 02:32:18 AM: i don't have any grounds to criticize other people's masturbation habits -- that's not what i'm going for here -- but

a. i've managed to separate the acts of scratching myself and jerking off

b. i swear my prostate has never itched

a google search for "prostate itch" turns up 14 weird results

edit: oh, and your prostate isn't in your ass ffs -- it just borders on your anal walls
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 02:43:57 AM: Oh its in there, blocking all the poo, better stick a finger in and move it aside so the poo can get out. Right Ruz?
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: drohne on October 07, 2007, 02:49:22 AM: @ ya'll thinkin this **** is funny
ya'll dont even know the benefits of gettin fukked in the ass
Benefits:
- Your ass hole never has those loose peices of droppings stuck in 'em cuz your **** is so wide open they just fall out as soon as you sit down
- Your ass hole is more eased when you're taking a **** cuz it's larger
- Your ass hole doesn't sweat as much
- Your ass hole feels a lot better each time you put something up it (the nerves and **** get stimulated or some scientific bull**** like that)
Cons:
- Only one is that sometimes the dildo starts pokin your large intestine and **** and that causes extreme pain
no homo of course, this is nonsexual, all physical
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: demi on October 07, 2007, 02:55:20 AM: no homo
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2007, 03:03:23 AM: http://forums.sohh.com/showthread.php?t=910472
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 03:04:15 AM: Haha, that thread definately belongs in the politics and culture forum

I find the use of the term "cunny" in that thread extremely disappointing *head shake*
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: demi on October 07, 2007, 03:15:10 AM: OREO MOUTH MUFUKKAS :lol

I'm fucking dying here
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2007, 03:16:46 AM: that's true maf, your prostate erection is blocked by the poop so you just finger it out of the way and stimulate it a little.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 03:24:05 AM: are you drunk?
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2007, 03:27:18 AM: I've never drank.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2007, 03:33:30 AM: lol square

i had some bud light
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2007, 03:39:17 AM: bug light doesn't mean much

thats like dignifying your virginity by saying you fingered a beefy goth chick you got off the net
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2007, 03:39:51 AM: ..maybe he stuck it in his ass?
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 03:40:04 AM: if youre only going to have A beer, make it a good one PD
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2007, 03:42:04 AM: well i took a sip and threw it in the woods actually. it was at camp - i was left in charge while my dad, uncles, and their friends went fishing. first thing the kids wanted to do was try the beer my uncle had brought. i let them have a sip figuring hey, most likely they'll hate it anyway. i took the final sip and was like meh and threw it far into the woods. past the spot where people would pee

am i a bad adult, or was i teaching a lesson? :-\
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 03:44:02 AM: Bad adult, light beer as a first beer experience is torture.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2007, 03:45:44 AM: i want something that tastes good. i like my candy and olives bitter, not my drank

is sam adams a good bear? the commercials are convincing and professional
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 03:48:47 AM: I havent tried it. The pacific northwest has so many beers ive lost count, so I avoid most of the bigger names just cause they tend to be less interesting.

Plus im relatively new to beer, still more of hard liquor fan.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: brawndolicious on October 07, 2007, 03:49:47 AM: wait, you drank a sip of beer, in front of kids, and shared it with them? fuck, you are distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2007, 03:50:32 AM: so...is liquor bitter like injury alcohol? I sipped a bit of that when I was younger, along with some Pepto Bismo. I preferred the Pepto

I like stuff like iced tea btw
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 07, 2007, 03:51:36 AM: the finer scotch has quite a bit of flavor, but if I were to start out on hard liquor all over again id want it to be with a nice blended scotch like cutty sark or a good brandy like E&J. Both of those are probably as smooth as hard booze goes when had neat.

Course mixed drinks tend to be the gateway booze for most kids. Screwdrivers and Long Island Iced Teas
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: etiolate on October 07, 2007, 05:28:42 AM: You mean rubbing alcohol? hahahaha

And Sam Adams is one of the best American brand beers. Their seasonal stuff is worth a go.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 07, 2007, 05:30:57 AM: I call it injury alcohol
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Bloodwake on October 07, 2007, 06:03:17 PM: Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 07, 2007, 03:48:47 AM
I havent tried it. The pacific northwest has so many beers ive lost count, so I avoid most of the bigger names just cause they tend to be less interesting.

Plus im relatively new to beer, still more of hard liquor fan.

Amen.

But the occasional beer is still good.
Title: Re: Let's talk about... prostate stimulation
Post by: Himu on October 08, 2007, 10:53:16 AM: ............................