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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: thekavorka on October 06, 2007, 07:22:41 PM

Title: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: thekavorka on October 06, 2007, 07:22:41 PM: I don't care what the music is. I don't want to be in a stall trying to take a shit, and having to listen to the guy in the stall next to me making weird bowel noises.

I think some form of sound or music can drown those fart and poop sounds out. I think this is a pretty simple solution to a huge problem.

Of course, there are logistics involved in getting music in the bathrooms. It's probably not possible for ALL public restrooms to get music, but I'm sure an office building or something can afford it.
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: brawndolicious on October 06, 2007, 08:06:16 PM: I think some office buildings do that.

One time I was in a stall pissing and this guy busts into the bathroom and runs to the handicap stall (nearest one), loudly flings down his pants, lets out a huge shit-fart and "ahhh" at the same time. I don't think he noticed me. I quickly washed my hands while he was thanking the lord.
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: bud on October 06, 2007, 08:24:10 PM: they should remove all the drawn flies in the urinals. it's not like i can't aim, fuckers.
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 06, 2007, 11:53:03 PM: Great idea. Im gonna put a laptop in my bathroom playing 'Taking Care of Business' 24/7
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 06, 2007, 11:58:49 PM: :lol :lol
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: thekavorka on October 07, 2007, 01:33:45 AM: Quote from: Cocky Funny on October 06, 2007, 11:53:03 PM
Great idea. Im gonna put a laptop in my bathroom playing 'Taking Care of Business' 24/7

:lol

that reminds me, i dont want to see anyone bring anything in to the stall. thats disgusting. I can't believe people bring books or newspapers into the stall. that thing is tainted for life (like when George Costanza tried to bring that book into the bathroom). hell, i once heard someone talking on the cell phone while trying to take a shit. that's fucked up.
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: drohne on October 07, 2007, 01:34:41 AM: all public restrooms should have porno music

for the greater convenience of republican congressmen
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: aoi tsuki on October 07, 2007, 08:16:28 PM: OTOH, taking a shit while listening to classical music piped in through good earbuds is amazing. You don't hear yourself shit, only the music. It makes shitting classy and fun.
Title: Re: All public bathrooms should have some kind of music
Post by: Yeti on October 08, 2007, 06:53:37 PM: I have been in bathrooms where they played elevator music. I suppose they were pretty high-end though.